Real Housewives of Atlanta 8/27/23

Brooklyn seems like Kenya’s little sister or buddy, the way she interacts with her, and I’m not saying that in a bad way. That little girl seems so much older than four. Not in a bad way.

So what do you think of mommy having another baby via a surrogate, Brooklyn??

Sanya visits Dr. Jackie for another ultrasound. Is it strange she’s getting another one after have one two weeks prior? Maybe they’re doing them more now.

Jackie advises Sanya to stop blabbing to a five year old about her pregnancy this early. Marlo is accompanying her, (she’s still sucking up to Marlo, I see) and also echoes that she thinks it was too early to involve him, and announce it to everyone. But, as Sanya says, it’s too late now. Marlo never even had kids and knows that.

Well, I wanted to get his reaction on TV. Priorities Doc!

What’s sad, is that since filming was wrapping up, and I think her motive in telling him so soon was to have it all done on camera. Which is kind of fucked up, if you really think about it.

Sanya should’ve known better.

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Ralph, you can tell immediately in this scene, that he’s going to be starting a rumble, and spewing off hurtful fucking crap to Drew, and stirring up some drama.

He quickly proceeds to ridicule her for being so tired, “while you’re out there just shooting your movie, I’ve been working so hard.”

I didn’t even enjoy that sex scene !!

He reminds her that she was “doing sex scenes.” He looks so fucking smug, I just wanna slam his head into a wall.

She complains about him ‘moving out of their room.’ He explains it’s due to her coming home at 3am. However filming is completed, and he has no interest in returning. I don’t get why she even wants him there.

Whatever. She complains to him about Courtney calling her a bitch, and while I do think she’s making way too big of a deal out if it, Ralph didn’t need to act like such a dismissive douche. But he is Ralph. It quickly escalates with her sister becoming involved. She tries to reason with him as to why Drew is upset. What do I say about reasoning with a narcissist?? Besides, don’t.

Side note – it does look like Courtney was referring to Sanya when she said “this bitch questioned me.” So there is that. Does Courtney even realize this?

This is the bitch that I called a bitch !!

I can’t stand the way he is walking around this house. He reminds me so much of my ex-husband. I am so glad I don’t have to look at that bafoon walking around my fucking house anymore. He’s someone else’s problem now. He probably tries hard to be on his best behavior with her though, He needs to stay in line to live in her bougee house, and spend her money.

He sort of grabs her arm and, did he like shake her? And barks “why are you crying?” I hate this man!!

Fuck me, what a waste of space is this creep. He can go right to hell along with my ex.

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Sheree: “I’ve never been a stresser, bill collectors call, you get it when I get it.”

Sheree, we know you don’t stress about paying people. Did she seriously just say that??

Oh and that Sip and See, yeah no one’s getting paid, not stressing.

She and Tierra chat about her ex, Tierra’s dad, and this new twenty-six year old daughter. No one seems to really understand where she came from. Still not sure I get why she never would have even mentioned this to Sheree. She claims she thought that she knew.

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Kenya’s dad is visiting. Brooklyn doesn’t want him to sit by her and claims she’s shy. This little girl is so funny. “You’re not shy,” Kenya reminds her.

This little girl is what, three or four and Kenya talks to her like she’s 30. It’s kind of what I mean about how their interaction is like her friend or kid sister. Should a four year-old be involved in Kenya deciding to have a second child? A four year old? You can see her sitting here completely absorbing this conversation, as she explains it to her dad.

And why in the name of all that is holy, would she want to have another child out of her frozen embryos with her ex? She wants another reason to be tied to this horrible dude??

I don’t know why her dad doesn’t tell her this is a terrible idea. He seems to not hold back as they flash on scenes of him telling her that her house is ugly, and women shouldn’t tell men what to do.

But he seems okay with this shit show, it as long as she uses a surrogate.

Kenya is reluctant to talk to the Big Dipshit about it. I feel like this is going to begin to become an issue with couples moving forward, since divorce rate is so high, and more people are freezing embryos now.

If you were a dude, would you want to father a child with your ex? I honestly don’t even think he’s involved with Brooklyn anymore, and they were together when she was born.

She is the ‘owner’ of them, she explains. So that means he has no say in whether or not they get used. This is weird.

What makes this extra messy, is that they’re not even divorced yet. Kenya acknowledges that he will most likely do whatever he can to make it as difficult as possible. But she still is considering this? She doesn’t think it’s smarter to adopt if she wants a sibling for Brooklyn?

Brooklyn thinks having another child with Marcus is an excellent idea!

I need to move on, but I think she should just put this whole idea to rest. Does she really want to have another child at 53? As a single mom? (she turns 53 in Jan 2024) and if (God forbid) something would happen to her while the kids are minors, they would most likely be stuck with Marcus? Let’s face it, you have a higher chance of having health issues the older that you are. I just think it’s irresponsible. Get her a kitten.

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Marlo still sticking with the misspelling/ grammatically incorrect name of ‘Le’Archive.’

She claims the business has been lucrative, and name drops some clients who I’m not sure who they are. She said Cynthia. Did she mean our Cynthia?

I kind of think this is a shell company. I think she’s ‘L’Madame.’

Still seeing Scotley, as of filming, although I did a quick search, and it seems they are no longer dating. She refused to label it when pressed by producers in her yap. Marlo had a much better energy this season, aside from her freak out early in the season at the hotel at Kenya’s event. Oh, and on Drew over her nephew. Seems like after Scotley, she’s much calmer. Guess she just needed laid??

Something about Kenya absolutely, hate to use trigger, but triggers her to go insane and act like a complete psycho. My theory is extreme jealousy.

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Now we get treated to a clusterfuck counseling session with Drew and Ralph. This Dr. Ken dude does NOT impress me. He needs to grow a fucking backbone. I think it’s a ‘bro’ type of thing, where he is afraid to really address Ralph’s issues with him. They should really be going to a female counselor.

This fucking douche brags about the ‘strides he’s making’ in the marriage by “leaving the room.” Was that a joke?
Ralph is back to being Ralph. There was some weird fake ass Ralph in most of the eps up until now. He feels ‘liberated and free’ for not sleeping with Drew.

How much pot did your mom smoke exactly when she was pregnant with you ?

This so- called ‘doctor’ sort of looks at him stunned, that this dude would sit and here and talk like this. But doesn’t correct him. He just tells them they need more therapy.

So, instead of correcting the behavior, or suggests they should consider separating, he tells them to keep coming back. This is what I don’t like about ‘therapy’ and think it’s a fucking racket.

Perhaps there was more he had to say that we didn’t see, but I kind of doubt it.

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Kandi and Todd’s ‘wrap’ party is beginning. She is suddenly really complimentary of Drew, which is good, but I just think it’s funny.

Sanya complains of having cramping, so that wasn’t a good sign.

The gang’s all here, including Kandi’s mom. Are we making a little too big of a deal (I know! Not Housewives!) out of the ‘bitch’ comment. She wasn’t even talking about Drew. Drew’s sister addresses it with Courtney. Does Courtney’s face seem crooked to anyone?

I just got some bad botox !!

I just realized this. Sheree and Marlo don’t seem so buddy-buddy like they were last season.

It just sort of dawned on me, that when they said both have not arrived yet. Weren’t they like up each other’s ass last season, and ganging up on Kenya? I wonder if Sheree finally sees what a complete idiot she is, and such an unhealthy obsession with Kenya.

They play the movie trailer, and it’s kind of racy. Apparently it is available now on Peacock. It must have just dropped. I checked it out last week and it wasn’t available yet.

Drew is doing her performance, as we get the ‘finale updates’ on the ladies.

Kenya’s update is not surprising. Marcus is such a piece of shit. I wish someone would take him and Ralph and drop them off on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere, and forget about them. Kind of like the movie ‘Castaway.’ Now THAT would be entertaining!!

Okay, so I guess this is a thing now. Started with Vanderpump, and rumor has it Beverly Hills also did this with Kyle and her divorce drama, and here we are same thing with Atlanta. When relationship strife unfolds after filming wraps, we resume filming to capture all of the messiness.

So Ralph and Drew literally raced each other to the courthouse to file for divorce. How very adult is that? Drew won the contest.

‘Streets’ were saying that she was dating Ty, a female costar in the movie.

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Sadly, Sanya did end up losing the baby. I’m not a dick, so I feel awful for her. But I am giving my two cents about the series of events.

I’m not a shrink nor an OB, nor do I play one on TV, but if you ask me, two mistakes were made which made this ordeal all the more worse. Why would she put off the D&C, and then travel carrying a pregnancy you know is not viable? Her doctor should have NEVER allowed this.

And getting a five year old involved so early, is so heart breaking, especially when he was so excited. In the name of a TV show? Like let’s use our fucking head. Two bad decisions. I personally would not have risked traveling. Isn’t that something you would want taken care of right away? Especially when she mentioned having cramping. Of course there was a high chance that her body was going to reject the pregnany and result in a miscarriage. Like duh. Shame on your Dr. Jackie for telling her that was fine.

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Drew gets ready for her confessional to talk about Ralph, and her look is so over glammed, I thought she was getting ready for an event. Seems kind of dumb to put six layers of eye shadow on, and ridiculous lashes to film a yap where she’ll be getting emotional and crying. She gets her makeup fixed like two seconds after sitting down. Stupid. And the dress??

During both of their yaps, they each call their lawyers to see if they’re allowed to disclose the argument that they had which lead to the race to the courthouse. Color me stupid, but didn’t they predict they would get asked this, and get this squared away first?? As to what they could and could not say? Sometimes I think cell phones are making us so much dumber.

So this affair with the Ty chick is out, and Drew thinks Ralph was the source. Ralph is so mad that Drew was having a side piece, when he thought that was his thing.

She acts upset that the story is viral but her face KIND OF says otherwise. As she fake denies it.

Whatever gave you the idea that I’m into this chick??

Courtney think she’s not being recorded, supposedly, as she keeps spilling more info.

Yes, I do think she had an ulterior motive last season for pushing Ralph to adopt her kid. She knew this marriage wasn’t going to last, and more chaching if her oldest was adopted by him.

She’s like ear to ear shitty grin talking about this chick. So we totally have two Housewives that have ditched their husbands for a woman.

Do they really have to ask “are we recording?” As she’s staring directly into the light of a camera??

Now she’s back to water works again after a series of cat-that swallowed-the-canary grins when talking about Ty.

I thought Kandi said she was a good actress?

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