I missed last week’s ep. I started watching it, but only got like 10 or 15 minutes in. From what I did see, and watching the recap, sounds like Ralph is kicking up the asshole behavior a few notches. Drew seems to be standing up to him and not taking his BS, which narcs no likey.
Oh and Sanya is pregnant.
Cynthia’s newest divorce is final from her two year marriage. She seems relieved. Is she back as a friend, or what’s going on?
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So this very ‘low budget’ movie of Todd’s, (being filmed at their house, so you can’t get more low budget than that), makes Potomac Candiace’s video shot in a parking lot, look like a million!!
Also, the plot seems far from original. A married couple giving each other a ‘pass’ to see what else is out there.
Todd, does he not seem a little extra smitten with Drew’s acting abilities, or is it just me? Or just smitten with Drew. Does Kandi seem a little annoyed, or is it just me?
Todd explains in intricate detail how the love scene with the chick is going to work. This dude, I don’t know.
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Married to Med crossover, when Sanya has an OBGYN doctor visit with none other than Dr Jackie.
Sanya defends telling Duece so soon that she’s pregnant. I get it she was excited, but I think she should have tried to hold off at least until she went to the doctor, and maybe even a few weeks after that.
He’s five, which means, he’s old enough to understand mom’s having a baby, but too young to understand how it all works and won’t be able to process it, if something would happen in the early weeks. I’ll just keep going with my judgment. Having him involved in the ultra sound this early is also in poor taste. It seems like Dr. Jackie thinks so as well.
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This movie shoot is underway. I struggle to buy that Drew is that great of an actress, but maybe I’m just being bitchy because she’s so fucking annoying and stupid. That doesn’t necessarily mean she can’t be a good actress.
Todd seems really excited. Can you imagine having all of these people roaming around your house?
Is the budget for this stupid flick that low, that he seriously couldn’t rent out a house?? Whatever. What the hell do I know?
There’s a legit ‘intimacy coach’ on set to help Drew through her hot and heavy girl on girl action. Didn’t know there was such a thing. It’s still low budget though.
I feel like I shared this opinion last season, and here we are again one year later, and it’s still annoying me. Todd’s long beard. This dude already comes off as sketchy, and that is not helping. At all. Is Kandi really into that?
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I know I’m not the first to say this, but wonder if Sheree will be paying the dang party people for this extremely ‘no budget’ sip and see for her new granddaughter. Guess ‘She by Sheree’ is doing better than we thought?
She says that she’s showing the world how to put together a ‘proper’ sip and see. Okay pipe down. Most people can’t afford or think it’s a waste of money if they can, to spend like six figures on a party for a six month old baby.
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Back to the shoot. Drew keeps complaining that the house is hot. Maybe it’s just her.
I mean, honestly, between the sex scene, and the fact that it’s just being done in Kandi’s bedroom, it’s really giving me filming a porn vibes. Todd continues to giver Drew accolades. “She acted her ass off.” Honestly, all that she is doing is lying there moaning, but again, whatever. This is not my area of expertise, so I should just keep my mouth shut. She tries to name the five senses, and can’t. See what I mean? Dumb ass.
Kandi continues to be hesitant to give Drew any type of compliments or credit for her acting skills. But really, how great of judges are Todd and Kandi, really?
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Marlo hosts an event for her foster kids charity. She kind of impresses me, that she’s doing, something, you know, worthwhile.
The ladies begin to arrive and Marlo’s annoyed that Sheree may not be able to make it. Oh my God! Alert the media! Call the authorities, it’s a dire emergency!
All right, call off the emergency crew, Sheree does manage to swing by, She took time out from her event prep to drop in for Marlo, so that she doesn’t have a hissy.
Like honestly, she’s really fucking going off about Sheree’s arrival. It’s really extra. She acts like she came back from the dead to be here. But I’ll take it. I’d rather see this, than screaming, being critical over one another, and throwing shit. Sanya gets in on the excitement, because she literally does what everyone else does.
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Sip and see is going, and there is an attire color assignment, and you know how much I love those. (not) I do love themes, don’t get me wrong, but assigning a certain color, is just weird.
It’s getting a little ridiculous with all of these wardrobe demands, at every single Housewife event.
‘Nude’ is what is expected, which is kind of dumb. How about this: Wear whatever fucking color you want. I think that a Housewife should have a party theme of just that. ‘Wear whatever fucking color that you want.’
There are a lot of balloons, and a lot of slo-mo. Oh, wait, what’s this? Marlo’s not attending ?? I realize it’s for a funeral, so maybe I should keep quiet, but holy bloody hell, if someone didn’t attend her event, some flimsy ‘funeral’ excuse would not fly!
Sheree brags to her planner that her cost is over $200/plate . So is it a sit-down thing? Doesn’t seem like it.
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More shooting, and Drew is expressing judgment about filming this caliber of movie, (curious, is this going to be like a Netflix/HBO type thing or what? Certainly not a theater worthy type of picture?) and filming in Todd and Kandi’s actual house.
She insinuates that this isn’t good enough for her, and she should be doing ‘Lifetime’ and above. Isn’t Lifetime setting the bar kind of low though?? Again not my thing. So I’ll shut up. For the time being.
Ralph arrives to see Drew on set during a break, and he’s just so fucking Ralph, isn’t he?? Like you know what I mean right??
So phony and so ‘ick.’
I can’t even stand the sight of this thing. He’s not a dude, he’s a thing. Something about him this season, is worse than last, even though he’s not being a fraction of the douche that he was last season. I think he’s trying too hard to appear normal and sincere, and it’s jut NOT landing. At all. An actor he is not.
Drew is genuinely excited about this part, even though she just complained it was ‘beneath’ her a minute ago, and explains to Ralph about how she identifies with the character.
As she’s talking, he has this fucking smirk and condescending look on his face, where you can tell he’s ready to get stupid, and try hard to piss her off.
He demands to know if she kissed the other actress in the bedroom scene. Drew showed him the script right? She explains she’s more the submissive character, and the other chick is aggressive.
Ralph is smiling so hard Drew says she’s never even seen all his teeth. So that’s pretty disturbing. That this is what it takes to get him to smile at her like this. He’s acting so fucking creepy. So his line of questioning, he does realize this is not a fucking porn right? Does he literally really think this chick was going down on her, and she had a real orgasm?? He doesn’t realize this was simulated?
She just wants him to leave. We just want him to leave. I have a real question: When they officially separate, which I think is soon. Yes, I’m anxious, does that mean he’s like off the show? Like OFF OFF THE SHOW. FOREVER. PLEASE. MAKE IT TRUE.
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Sip and see event is happening.
Loving Kandi’s headband. She actually does give Drew a thumbs up for her acting skills, for the first time. I don’t think she wants to acknowledge her in front of Todd.
Didn’t watch Atlanta early days so never have seen Sheree’s ex, Bob. I’ll just reserve my comment for the time being. He’s wearing a pink suit which was really festive of him. Never have seen a dude this big wearing a pink suit.
Kenya, arrives and gets pissed when she is asked her name. I mean having someone greeting the guests as they arrive outside to see if their ‘name is on the list’ is kind of over the top, Sheree.
Kenya manages to make this poor girl feel like crap for asking for her name. Wow woman, just, WOW. She can never just be nice, and not fucking arrogant.
Maybe the chick possibly doesn’t watch the show, and didn’t know who the fuck she is. No one recalls that she was Miss Universe, 30 years ago. No one. She needs to learn how to be humble, and treat all peoples with respect, even if they’re just a lowly name taker at a party.
Kenya, do better, be better. Is this how you’re teaching Brooklyn to speak to people?
Okay, that was a little bit of a tirade, sorry just thought that was fucking rude. I was on board with her last season, but this year, not so much.
Courtney is weird to me. Maybe it’s her weird voice and that weird way she talks. She’s giving off thirsty and definitely trying too hard.
Sheree really is acting like the bell of the ball here. I get it, she’s throwing it and (not) paying for it, but shouldn’t she have had the actual parents featured along with the baby, and not herself?
How is it these Housewives get so fucking full of themselves?
Sheree seems awkward around her ex. He tries to get touchy feely. They seem to get along with each other. Her new man arrives.
Drama Drew is here and immediately, there’s a dilemma, and she refuses to come in. Apparently that weird assistant dude from last season that had his fifteen minutes, is here and there was a shoe-throwing altercation previously.
I don’t know why she’s talking so weird. Does she still think she’s ‘acting?’ Is she still in character? She’s over exaggerating a southern accent. Thought she was from Chicago. Shew announces she’s ‘not gonna come in’ and there’s a MAN here that assaulted her.
Kandi and Monyetta head outside, to I guess sooth and oooh and aww at her, and get the whole story. She shares in her yap how it all went down, and, yeah whatever, Drew. She leaves. Bye. I feel bad that she has to go home to Ralph though. I think she must owe that kid money, or she wouldn’t have been afraid to be around him. And they also didn’t pay this chef chick, who blew it into a whole big thing.
So the actual guest of honor, Mecca, the six-month old, looks like she can barely hold her eyes open.
Sanya bitches that they’ve been hanging for two hours (well to be fair, Sanya, you don’t arrive to a party right on time…) and there has been no baby, and the house is too hot. By the time they do the ‘reveal’ everyone is going to be shitfaced.
Apparently Anthony needs another fifteen minutes and starts talking about Drew’s wide ass and her crappy marriage. Both are true.
His recount is that she owes him money, (probably true) and when he told her this, she threw her purse at him, and he threw her shoe at her that she had taken off (missed why she had her shoes off.) Sounds like they’re both guilty parties to that messy brawl.
We’re minus Drew and Marlo at this event, and I am not mad about it.
Kenya needs some man attention, doesn’t matter what man, so she grabs Sheree’s Martel, and demands to talk with him about their spat earlier in the season.
Remember they had argued about Martell hitting her up on Twitter two years prior to dating Sheree. (she claimed it was six months)
Kenya claims that since he was getting all cranked up, she had to ‘match his energy’ and that’s why she went a little cracra.
Martell apologizes, and they want to know if she is offering one as well. She is Kenya, so she does the ‘I’m sorry if I offended you’ thing. Which is not taking accountability, which is what an apology is supposed to accomplish.
She maintains that she didn’t curse and call him names, and that’s why she owes no apology. They flash on the scene, and yes, she did curse at him and call him names. So there you have it. These two Kenya scenes, not her finest, by far.
Bitching at a party planning employee, who didn’t know who she was, and was just trying to do her fucking job, delivering a half-ass apology, and denying her own bad behavior. Good job Kenya.
Okay down to business, the baby. So this presentation stroller is over the top, and you kind of feel bad for the poor little thing. She’s so sleepy, and with all of the commotion and yelling, it has to be so overwhelming. A lot of babies would be scared and screaming their head off, so she clearly is an exceptionally good baby,
How she’s sleeping through this, and not even fussy, I do not know. Sheree wakes her up. That’s so rude, let her sleep! She takes her pacifier out! This poor little baby, and this is all for photo opps! This is like child abuse.
Sheree’s ex has a young woman with him, that turns out to be a 26 year old daughter, that literally no one knew about. Okay so now the kid is finally pissed, like no wonder!
Back to this mysterious daughter woman, Candace. He introduces her to the ladies and explains she’s ‘right after Lanise’ who I guess is his daughter from his previous marriage.
So did he just find out that this is his daughter? Who’s the mom, some random bitch? Is she part of the sip and see? Sheree’s kids knew of her, and never said anything to Sheree? All so weird.
The ladies give him a hard time. This seems to have been a cheating sitch on his first wife, possibly? Then again, not sure if his two kids were to the same woman. Okay, enough I’m giving myself a headache. Who cares, this dude is clearly a player, a cheater and a liar. Hmm sounds familiar.
