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Below Deck Med 12/4/23

$64,000 question. If Nat was the problem, and she’s now gone, so why is there still drama? Jack is kicking himself for not speaking up more about Kyle, and maybe convincing her to stay. Kyle’s latest hissy seems to have blown over, and they leave and head out dancing. Sandy is pissed, back at the

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Below Deck Med 11/27/23

I was kind of disappointed at how Sandy didn’t shit can Kyle. I admit I wasn’t being exactly realistic with that hope. Nat is gone, and if Kyle would be fired, I guess that would be kind of self-destructive, as far as the boat is concerned. She seemed really pissed, and for once justifiably so,

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Below Deck Med 11/20/22

Kyle and Nat are still arguing about this LBGTQ thing, when she interfered mainly to tell him to calm down. He continues to yell at her, and is being quite abrasive. So unnecessary. He looks like a snake. I feel like he’s a little big for his britches. Clearly he was made to feel, by

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Below Deck Med 11/13/23

So we ended last week with, not only Bravo, but the Universe telling Captain Creepo to stop being a creepy sinister old fuck, which she has been, I give her that. Maybe this was a friendly reminder, or punishment for her disgusting behavior last BD season when she stepped in for Lee. Captain Lee got

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Below Deck Med 11/6/23

So I did miss last week’s recap since I was in Vegas. Oops!! sorry!! This time last week I was getting situated in my hotel at the Mirage, which is not going to be the Mirage much longer. I got a shot glass so maybe it’ll be worth something in five years. And don’t be

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Below Deck Med 10/23/23

Hayleigh is all ticked at flaky Max for not shutting his yap while she was trying to do the ropes. Guests depart. Let’s hope Mecca pays more attention to her husband when they get home. Unless he’s an asshole, then fine just ignore him, but I feel like if he was an asshole, he would

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Below Deck Med 10/16/23

Picks up directly following Nat whining to Tumi that Kyle didn’t finish cleaning up. Tumi mumbles to herself pep talks to breathe, and that Nat is testing her. So we’re having communication issues due to language barriers. Max doesn’t understand Lara’s South African accent, and no one understands his French accent. He says while he

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