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Below Deck Med 11/20/22

Kyle and Nat are still arguing about this LBGTQ thing, when she interfered mainly to tell him to calm down. He continues to yell at her, and is being quite abrasive. So unnecessary. He looks like a snake. I feel like he’s a little big for his britches. Clearly he was made to feel, by

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Below Deck Med 11/13/23

So we ended last week with, not only Bravo, but the Universe telling Captain Creepo to stop being a creepy sinister old fuck, which she has been, I give her that. Maybe this was a friendly reminder, or punishment for her disgusting behavior last BD season when she stepped in for Lee. Captain Lee got

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Below Deck Med 11/6/23

So I did miss last week’s recap since I was in Vegas. Oops!! sorry!! This time last week I was getting situated in my hotel at the Mirage, which is not going to be the Mirage much longer. I got a shot glass so maybe it’ll be worth something in five years. And don’t be

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Below Deck Med 10/23/23

Hayleigh is all ticked at flaky Max for not shutting his yap while she was trying to do the ropes. Guests depart. Let’s hope Mecca pays more attention to her husband when they get home. Unless he’s an asshole, then fine just ignore him, but I feel like if he was an asshole, he would

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Below Deck Med 10/16/23

Picks up directly following Nat whining to Tumi that Kyle didn’t finish cleaning up. Tumi mumbles to herself pep talks to breathe, and that Nat is testing her. So we’re having communication issues due to language barriers. Max doesn’t understand Lara’s South African accent, and no one understands his French accent. He says while he

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Below Deck Med 10/9/23

We’re still on Tumi making zero sense in her desperation to annoy Nat. Team Tumi people, come on. And no, it’s not a black/white thing. Even though her race has been mentioned several times in this episode. She insults and refuses to acknowledge all of the work Nat did, made an incoherent comment about the

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Below Deck Med 10/2/23

European/Australian whatever -non-American chefs cannot make American style dippy/scrambled eggs. These non-American chefs should know these stupid hillbillie Americans are going to be ordering all different styles of eggs. So if you don’t like to cook them, cannot cook them, prepare some sort of dish, or crepes or whatever. They bitch they weren’t cooked correctly.

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