Starts off with Craig storming away from the table, and returning and now he’s okay.
In his yap he explains it in a way I think KIND of makes sense to me. Her condescending tone, which she definitely has, gets under his skin. Yes her point made sense and was valid, but her tone and voice is like nails on a chalkboard to him, because this is the way she constantly spoke to him, when she was putting him down, and explaining how much better she was than him, and everything he was doing wrong. And does he have some unresolved feelings/issues with her? Absolutely. But isn’t that normal? (I’m doing the RHOSLC thing.)
And drunk Craig is kind of funny. He probably shouldn’t let himself get THIS far gone though.
Now he decides he wants to wrestle or whatever you call what they’re doing, cuddling maybe, with Austen. Drunk ass smaller Craig has him in sort of a choke hold type thing? Wow Austen you’re a pussy, you can’t hold your own with a blacked out drunk dude that weighs less than you, and is five inches shorter?
But then again, did you all see him jumping over the nets in the tennis match last week? I’m getting concerned. Maybe he should try walking on the other side of the forest, to see if that’s what he likes. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Craig finally releases poor little Austen. Craig throws his beer on the porch and goes back to the guys’ barracks to go to bed, hopefully. Great idea! That is what his ‘friends’ should have strongly suggested, instead of bringing him to the girls’ house when he’s completely blacked out. And Naomie is there of course with her new tits pushed up under her chin, and doing everything possible to be in his face.
So how old are these so called adults? Even for the younger part of the crew, this seems a little weird. I shouldn’t judge, sorry they are drinking and having fun. But Olivia jumps up on Austen and they kiss. Okay fine, cute. They’re mostly a cute couple and seemed into each other. But on the other hand…
For whatever fucking reason, I guess Naomie feels the need to compete, and forces one on Whitney when he enters the room. Trying hard to be sexy? But it’s Gross. They’re such an unlikely weird couple, and she’s trying so hard, God love her, but it comes off as desperate and icky. Poor Whitney.
Yes we know Shep is entitled, as Taylor says in her yap. Been there, done that, with an entitled trust fund asshole. He’s clearly drunk, but still hasn’t lost the Mister Rogers sweater for some reason. Isn’t he hot?
But he really just asked her nicely to sit beside him on the couch instead of sitting on the floor. Naomie is sitting there, and after the egg thing and Taylor voicing her complaints about him, she feels like it will look like he’s bossing her around, if she complies. Shep is an asshole I know, but he asked nicely and said please. I think he legitimately wanted his girlfriend to sit beside him in his drunken state.
Does not seem like he is an any type of drunken belligerent kind of mood at all. He just wanted to snuggle with his girlfriend.
It’s not like he said “get your ass on the couch bitch.” After she refuses, she walks away from him and goes to the kitchen. Naomie tells him to act right. That reminder does not hurt, but he is drunk so, we know it goes left.
Blacked out Craig calls his boyfriend from his room. Austen confirms with him that he didn’t do a Luann de Lesseps and enter wrong room. He wants them to all to come over and eat his popcorn and Doritos. Austen hangs up on him. How is he not passed out? Or puking? He was doing Jager, and Fireball shots at the restaurant, and drinking red wine??
Whitney sits by Naomie on the couch, Drunk ass Shep still sitting there with Naomie, trying to scold him and reason with him.
Whitney echoes her by saying “you need to treat her better.” True, I agree. But why in the holy fucking bloody HELL are we lecturing him when he is DRUNK? What do I always say? You don’t try to reason with a woman in labor, a toddler or a DRUNK PERSON. You just are NOT going to win or get anywhere.
Shep is right, (did I seriously write that, please don’t tell anyone) it’s not the time for this. And he does SEEM to have been better. I realize cameras aren’t following them around 24/7, but they need to back off if he has been admitting to his faults, apologized and is trying to be better.
At least for now. I know this personality type often doesn’t stick to their efforts of being a better partner.
Of course he gets agitated and is rambling drunken nonsense. Taylor Austen and Olivia are in the kitchen and Taylor has the idea to play drinking game every time Shep says ‘crazy’ or ‘happy.’
I don’t know, I hate to take Shep’s side, I do, I usually do side with the girls, because guys are fucking morons, but she is being kind of disloyal to him, by sitting there ridiculing him with Olivia and Austen. Especially when at this moment, he’s didn’t do anything stupid, except ask Taylor to please sit beside him? Whatever. I need to get this done, I’m literally a week behind.
Shep says “are you crazy?” They drink. Then he tells Whitney he loves her and he’s happy.
Well ya cannot say that Taylor does not know him well. He says “crazy” again. I’m almost feeling bad for him. Almost. It does seem like Whitney is badgering him because he knows he’s drunk, and knows this shit pisses him off. So that I don’t like. This is Housewife provoking for a scene, BS.
Taylor adds “done” to the game and he quickly says that.
Okay, this IS entertaining, but I still feel bad for him. I’m sure Shep watching this back had some choice words for them. Especially Taylor, as she’s sort of instigating this.
But hey, we know she has told him sayonara sucka!!
So it goes from bad to worse in the living room. Naomie: “listen to Whitney he’s never, like, misguided… Oh stop Naomie. Whitney has never even had a serious fucking relationship.
Well mission accomplished, Shep now explodes. See I really am on Shep’s side. Taylor, as his girlfriend, instead of eavesdropping and ridiculing him, should have understood what was going on in there. and went in and halted it. Not sorry if this is unpopular opinion. Whitney even smirks when Shep puts his head in his hand. I know it made for good TV. But as you know I typically don’t like the gas lighting style behavior on these shows. Shep wasn’t doing anything asshole like. He merely asked Taylor to sit with him, and Naomie interfered when she did not need to.
Okay so it sufficiently escalates to their satisfaction, desperate ass Naomie to be relevant, and almost as desperate Whitney, sitting there like adolescents provoking a drunk person, like total assholes do, for entertainment. Like what was done to me two years ago by my sister’s trailer trash mother-in-law.
Naomie maybe even feels uncomfortable possibly, (hard to believe) about this horrific tactic taking place, and little plan to make Shep go off, and gets up to exit the scene and suggests they all go upstairs.
NaHOEmie in her yap, saying “Shep is overreacting.” (he’s really not) He’s intoxicated and actually handling their gas lighting style attempts at throwing him into a rage, well.
She admits this is not productive (yeah no fucking shit) and he’s just going to get mad. She knew what they were doing, I think she just had a guilty complex about it, as she should have. I’m starting to really see Whitney as bottom barrel scum right now.
She goes on to say in her yap “I don’t want Shep to get mad at me.” No tell the truth – this was an intentional game, and you started to feel guilty for doing it. Maybe she and Whitney deserve each other, except for the minor detail she has zero attraction to him, and they’re the oddest, weirdest most pathetic bizarre couple ever.
Whitney and NaHOEmie join the others in the kitchen, Shep is following behind and hears Olivia tell them that they were playing a drinking game on their convo, every time Shep said all of his go-to words.
OF course that pisses him off. Naomie runs away, saying she has to piss, because she again feels like a stupid schmuck for doing what she did, and Shep is approaching. Maybe this is why she passes on fucking Whitney tonight. Perhaps her low morals only allow one pathetic desperate reality show behavior per evening.
And again, sorry not sorry, I have to side with Shep, and commend him for not losing his shit, because I certainly would have. All he does is whisper calmly into his girlfriend’s ear that he’s sick of what has being taking place. Nothing wrong with that. This is his girlfriend he’s telling that he’s upset. Not some random chick.
He has every right, actually to be pissed at her for participating in this. He’s telling her that he loves her, and he’s drunk so I believe that he does. (you say what you really feel when you’re drunk) And I also just do think he loves her.
Does he have a problem showing it ? Yes. And that IS a problem I know. When you’re with someone that you THINK loves you, but is incapable of showing it, then why the fuck are you with them? Because that’s the whole idea of having a partner. But I digress, I went on that tangent already. Possibly about Shep.
Taylor chooses not to be supportive to Shep’s warranted complaints, and calls Whitney and NaHOEmie “her ‘friends.” (No girl they are NOT your fucking friends, they literally sat up there on their entitled hairy assholes, and tried to instigate an argument between you and your boyfriend, for fame and money. Wake up.
Taylor suggests that he “pray” OR, ya know just in case God is a little busy right now with more important things, and NOT maybe watching Southern Charm, and worried about two little bitches trying to piss off Shep, be like a supportive decent girlfriend, and remove him from this toxic situation. There’s that option as well. I think God’s plate is full right now.
So maybe you could help him out by being a decent human, with the common fucking sense that God instilled in you.
Austen, for whatever reason, has a big big problem with this, (Shep confiding he’s upset to his girlfriend) and freaks out about Shep telling her he loves her, and goes on a rant about what a moron Shep is (I don’t disagree – he is) but Austen is being of course over over over dramatic about it.
Well and now we HAVE I T – mission REALLY accomplished – Shep loses his fucking shit. I can’t believe I’m “sharing oxygen” with this TV right now and listening to this shit.
Could SHITney be enjoying this any more? He’s totally thinking “cha–ching!!”
Yeah I take back anything nice I may have said about Shitney in the beginning of the season. This is very Lisa Rinna-ish and I’m not into it. Naomie never did come back from supposedly having to pee. That was a really long pee. She’s hiding from this situation because she’s ashamed.
She didn’t have the balls to stick around and watch the chaos unfold. Whitney tells them “shut the fuck up and chill.” Yeah all right Shitney. Just stop.
Blah blah boring, Leva and the kitchen, and kid thing. Over it. It’s filler I know, but still over it. We see that you have a kid. Good job.
And for the love of God – kids can eat a small amount of cookie batter. If you only have two eggs in the entire bowl, do you know how much raw egg is in one or two small bites?? a miniscule amount.
Sheesh how am I alive? Me and my siblings literally licked the entire mixing bowl clean, along with the beaters. Please. Enough of these silly scare tactics already. And we know she’s a fucking ‘control freak.’ Do we care that much about this chick and her life? I don’t. I don’t see how she thinks she’s going to be able to carry a show. I read that she and her husband are getting a show based on their restaurants. Is she really trying to be the Charleston LVP? No. She’s not.
Next morning on the vacay. There’s shit everywhere. It’s gross. Where are the mouth-diapered germy poor people that should be cleaning this shit up?? (that’s sarcasm)
Venita gets up. Didn’t miss her at all last night. Glad she went to bed.
Now back to my earlier comment of how NaHOEmie declined the opportunity to have bad sex (I’m guessing) with Whitney, since one sickening behavior episode to manipulate the situation, was her limit for the night. Olivia wants to know if she is in her room or Princess Shitney’s private villa.
Seems she is in her room, so I am right. I should win a twenty for outlining the reason why the hook-up didn’t take place. Or maybe when she french kissed him while sober, she finally realized how very little she is attracted to him. I mean she DID turn her face away and wrinkle her nose when he tried to to kiss her before. Doesn’t take a body language expert to be putting the pieces together.
Craig and Austen discuss Shep and Taylor. While I do see the point of this concern for Taylor based on Shep yelling at her in front of everyone at Camp Crystal Lake, but also Taylor is a grown ass woman. Everyone has said their piece and it’s now up to her to decide what she wants to do, and they need to back the hell off. And we know what she wanted to do, and she did it. So good for her.
Shep is still whining to Taylor in the morning in bed and she tells him basically, you made your bed, lie in it. She’s not defending him anymore. He needs to own his bad behavior. What I will say is that she’s good at communicating what she feels to him, and he is SEEMING to receive it.
So the only clothing that NaHOEmie now owns, are push up sports bras. Now that she’s the town hoe, she doesn’t see the need for shirts. Just walk around in bras. Sure why not?? It’s December, and not even warm out, but whatever! This just reeks of “pay attention to me – look at ME – here I am, and my titties! Craig-Whitney are you looking??”
Thought she was this classy chick? Yeah. No. Think she expected Shitney and or Craig to be here so hence the reason the shirt is tied on her waist on not on her tits.
Shep enters the kitchen talking about his “rough night.”
Naomie to Shep: “you’re going to be fine today, it’s going to be good…” as she makes no eye contact and stares into the eggs she’s pretending to cook. (and how does she know this? Oh, maybe she and Shitney don’t have any plans being a shitty friend for fame, plans for him today.)
Shrimping or golfing today. Groups are as follows: Shitney, NaHOEmie, Shep – golfing. Everyone else: shrimping
Shep hanging out one on one with these two is kind of gross when we witnessed what just happened the previous night. Shep seems clueless about it, and seems to blame Austen for the strife. Shitney and NaHOEmie of course encourage this rhetoric.
Whitney actually has the balls to tell him he tried to help him out and had his best interests at heart.
Says the one who started the whole fucking thing.
NaHOEmie somehow, it probably is killing her, manages to put a light zippy jacket thing over her tits. Not zipped all the way up of course.
Serious question – did she get boob job? When you see chicks suddenly dressing like this, it’s when they get new tits. (hello- Wendy from Potomac if you watch that)
I honestly couldn’t tell you because I never noticed before. I just don’t remember her walking around without a shirt on constantly. They don’t look obnoxiously big. Maybe she just discovered the fine art of pushing them up with the correct under garments? Or maybe got a small enhancement? The operative word being UNDER garments, that she’s wearing as garments.
The shrimpers arrive. Why oh why is no one making any Forest Gump jokes?? I couldn’t stop saying shrimp toast, shrimp scampi, shrimp, fried shrimp, grilled shrimp… Instead these numbskulls are making Titanic jokes. Okay, the Titanic was not a fucking shrimp boat, it was cruise ship you dummies.
So NaHOEmie can’t golf?? Can Shep or Whitney make fun of her in their yaps like she did because Olivia could not ride her horse??
“OH. MY. GOD. Watching Naomie try to golf, is like watching A TRAIN WRECK!!”
Craig continues to talk about her on the Titanic, and justify his outbursts. Which you CAN sort of, kind of understand when you look at it from the perspective of going on trips and outings with your ex BF or GF. I can certainly imagine sitting at a table in a group with my ex, and him merely opening his mouth, and saying to me “please pass the salt” pissing me off. Not so much because I’m still in love with him, but more because the mere sound of his voice makes me cranky and annoyed.
They shouldn’t be hanging out together. Period.
Speaking of not being able to stand the sound of someone’s voice, event though Naomie is not my ex, the sheer sound of her voice is getting annoying as fuck. “Thanks Whitneyyyyyyyyy!!~!” Shut up.
Naomie: “It’s getting cold.” Well I’m no meteorologist but MAYBE if you had a fucking shirt on!!! Not a sports bra with a light zip up thing. Fuck.
The golf game looked boring. AF. And since it was chilly, NaHomie couldn’t take her fleece thing off and put her tits in Whitney’s face. I’m surprised she didn’t just suck it up in the name of being desperate for attention.
The shrimpers however are having fun and caught many shrimpies. Ventia comments how she’s getting along with the group now that she stopped calling everyone racist and acting like Madison’s personal bitch.
Golfers return to the house, it’s night time. Naomie is rubbing her arms and complains she’s freezing. Sorry if I’m beating a dead horse about her lack of clothing in chilly weather, but you have to admit it is funny and ironic, and she deserves being made fun of. That’s what they’re here for. And that’s what I’m here for.
Shep asks Shitney about their relationship ‘status.’ Whitney sort of shrugs his shoulders and mumbles there’s no label and we’re in no hurry. They discuss Craig and his attitude or whatever towards her. Whitney loving pointing out that “she dumped him.” Whatever Shep. And Taylor dumped your dumb ass too. LO fucking L.
Naomie is still shivering and I’m still laughing at her. I’m actually thinking maybe she won’t be wearing a tank belly shirt tonight to dinner. She’ll have to make up for it the next day, and just go topless.
Getting prettied up for dinner. Ventita says she thinks she’s Queen of the Castle. Okay. No.
Shep is sticking with the Alfalfa hair, and don’t know what the deal is with his shirt.
Taylor please interfere here with his choices. This is in your job description, to not let your no style boyfriend walk around looking idiotic. I had to step in with my ex when he was wearing these dress shirts that were too big, untucked, and trying to wear them casually. And shorts that were too big and looked like he was carrying a load of shit around. It was embarrassing. I even paid for the shit.
So it gets worse when Shep puts on a plaid jacket with this nightmare he’s got going on. He reminds me of the one dude on ‘Revenge of the Nerds.’ Taylor tells him he looks nice. He doesn’t.
The moment we’ve all been waiting for, or just maybe I’ve been waiting for – what is Naomie wearing? She just did that awkward half hug, no kiss, greeting thing with Whitney so I can’t really tell yet.
Lovely ambience at the dinner where an “all star chef” is preparing the shrimp that they caught shrimping. Awkward pregnancy convo that made no sense, quickly followed by awkward balls in face convo while the ‘Banquet Captain” is standing there waiting to describe their dishes.
Was this group ALWAYS this awkward and unaware of how to behave in public? Or is it just kicked into high gear this season? Thought Shitney was so refined and well spoken or whatever the fuck. He’s not.
Yeah I really doubt the chef cooked “their shrimp” just saying. I could be wrong but… I think I’m right. Like how would they know. And there would be a significant amount of work in cleaning and preparing the ones they just caught.
The wine is really good says NaHOEmie – shut up girl you wouldn’t know the difference between a $100 bottle of wine and Yellow Tail.
Craig announces that he will be having himself a birthday party. (are we done having birthdays yet? We’ve been through Kathryn, Madison and Venita for chrissakes) Are we ten???
Craig starts talking about how much he and Austen know each other and would kill it at the ‘Newlywed Game.’ Am I the only one suspicious one about these two? I can’t be. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
So since Nahomie had her fun with Shep last night, gotta put someone else on the chopping block and try to ignite an argument. And of course it’s Craig. Maybe we should just start calling Naomie, Kyle. (Richards/RHOBH not Cook/Summer House)
Naomie has to get in there with EVEN MORE camera time – she wants that first fucking seat smack dab next to Andy, come hell or high water.
She addresses Craig with this sudden, “what is with the mood change?” So she gripes when he’s talking to her, she also gripes when he’s ignoring her.
So to answer her question. Fifteen shots/glasses of wine is a big contributing factor to the “mood change.”
She tells Craig he needs to say he’s sorry. Shep begs her to shut the fuck up. Like really Kyle/Naomie, yes shut the fuck up. She feels the need to bring up his ‘crazy ex’ comments AGAIN, and of course it quickly goes left.
Venita I think just wants camera time too, she’s excited to be included in a group event again, the season is wrapping up. So she says can you acknowledge Craig’s feelings or some shit.
Naomie doesn’t like being challenged and tells her to shut up. Oh Christ we’re gonna go on the racist rant again.
Craig leaves – so yeah sorry people that hate Craig – but she purposely started ALL of this. She’s sick of boinking Shitney, and needs something else to have the season end with a bang, without having to get banged.
Naomie accuses Ventia of taking Craig’s side and refuses to apologize for saying “shut up.”
Even though she just demanded that Craig apologize to her. This goes on between these two and Naomie cannot just say “yeah that was too harsh, I’m really sorry.”
So just caught sight of Naomie’s attire as they entered the house and she is wearing that large blazer over a very low cut tight tank top with her tits pushed up under her chin. Now THAT’S commitment!
Someone on a FaceBook chat group just confirmed she did get a boob job.
Venita talks to Naomie explaining she wasn’t taking sides his against her,
She just won’t say she’s sorry to her fucking friend. She says “okay.”
Craig’s bougie birthday looks like a fucking trailer park nightmare.
