I guess Stanbury whining about her $12,000 handbag “just thrown on the floor like it’s nothing” would qualify as rich people problems. Word had gotten out that Brooks called her a c*** after their argument on Taleen’s balcony. She has a session with a hypnotherapist that was Princess Diana’s therapist. She wants to try to …
Real Housewives of Dubai 6/18/24 – Tit for a Vagina Read More »
I want to try to start something new – giving titles to the episodes. Bravo gives them a title, so I didn’t want to just copy theirs or try to compete, but I am going to try to come up with my own and of course make mine cuter and funnier than Bravo. Gael aborted …
Below Deck Med 6/17/24- Chicken Is For Poor People. Read More »
What’s with Teresa and the thug/mafia-sounding threats?? “You have a lot coming to you.” “She’s making a big big big mistake.” “He’s fucking with the wrong Teresa Guidice.” That last one, in true Teresa fashion, made NO sense. “I know he is.” Lobster Louie parrots her idiotic statement. Is there another Teresa Guidice? Please tell …
Real Housewives of New Jersey 6/16/24 – When Life Gives You Lemons… Read More »
I wish we’d stop with the ‘moving too fast’ thing in regards to Lindsay’s and Carl’s relationship. It was an average timeline, especially given the fact that they had already known each other for years. Not sure about the ‘best friends’ thing but I think Lindsay thought that was cute to say. And it is. …
Summer House Reunion Part 2 – 6/13/24 (part 2 recap) Read More »
Part 2 picks up with West and Ciara. I KNOWWWW this is petty, but come on Ciara, first of all, a white bra? Never ever, unless you’re wearing white. Her bra should have matched her skin tone or the dress. And it’s sticking out of the top of this .25 of a dress she’s wearing. …
Taleen – so she’s a lot. Her life seems like a fantasy. And she does like to brag about it. Her husband is the MAN, basically built Dubai from the ground up, according to her. And he’s SO cute, and he doesn’t seem like a douchy asshole that insults his wife as a hobby and …
So sorry, I missed the premier recap! I’ll do a quickie! Everyone loves a quickie! We’re sailing in Greece! It’s a big fat Greek yachting adventure! You all know I can’t stand Sandy Captain Sandy so I’ll do my best to not call her a skeevy creeper since she has toned it down. Bravo must’ve …
Below Deck Med 6/3 Premier and 6/10/24 – The Awakening Read More »
