So Karen’s rental has a sauna? So cool. I mean, hot.
I got in trouble on a Facebook chat for being annoyed with Ashley and the constant booty poppin making tiktoks. She seems more interested in this, than playing with her kids. Bitches takin it all personally. I guess their moms all booty popped in front of them when they were toddlers, and they do it with their kids? I don’t know. It’s weird to get all defensive about someone that you don’t even know. I’m all for a creative outlet, however this seems to be her main focus and kind of an unhealthy obsession. Dying for attention and ‘likes’ on tiktok, when when she has two toddlers? Weird.
At least that is how it is coming across to me. Combine this with dressing trashy, and constant talk about taking Michael to the cleaners. Who can sit there and watch this and say “I really respect her!” GAG!! Way to set the bar low, ladies!
Some bitch even came after my blog and was like “you write a blog for a hobby, this is her hobby…” Sure sitting at your computer and using your brain, is the same as booty poppin and sexy dancing in front of your toddler.
My God. You can’t fix stupid. I turned off notifications. Let em all go crazy calling me names and insulting me, because they disagree, and think Ashley is coming off as a stellar parent.
Maybe they’re millennials that think it’s okay to be shooting sexy videos in front of your toddler. I didn’t say “because she’s a mom she can’t have a hobby, or dance.” It’s the OVERALL look of this newly separated (but not really separated) Ashley Darby. This isn’t complicated people. Overall picture. Think a little outside the box.
Moving on. Please let’s move on. Well Gizelle is right, whoodda thunk that Robyn and Gizelle’s podcast would be such a hit? They’re planning a live show.
Now the much anticipated twins’ birthday party.
Okay so this is a FaceBook chat thing too, that became a thing. Someone else posted, and I just commented in agreement. A viewer just realized the twins names are ‘Adore and Angel.’ Guys, I also just realized this just last season!
Gizelle always refers to them as ‘the twins.’ And Yes, I know! As this chick who was totally offended for some reason reminded me, they do flash their names on the screen every time they’re on! Yeah, for a split fucking second.
But that’s usually between scenes, if you’re not staring at the TV that second when a new scene starts it’s easy to miss. Sometimes during commercials, or between scenes, I may get up to go to the bathroom, get a drink, look down at something, and possibly miss the first two seconds of a new scene.
I mean, arrest me!!
Some dumb bitch said to me (I’m paraphrasing) “she does say their names and they show it on the screen many times…” I’m like girllll back OFF!! These Potomac fans are fucking hardcore, and a tough crowd! Sheesh!! God forbid you have an opinion different than theirs.
And what do you all think of naming your girls Adore and Angel? I think it’s a little odd. Please don’t come after me. It’s called an opinion. Grace is fine. I like Grace. Angel? Adore? No. You’re setting them up to be ridiculed.
Gizelle and Robyn discuss Robyn’s making up with Wendy at ‘the club’ in Miami. Robyn seems to think it’s fake. Of course it’s fake. She’s realizing she can’t be at odds with almost everyone, or she won’t get camera time. Robyn is also going to meet with Candiace since their argument in Miami. Keeping all of the arguments and strife straight is a full time job!
Candiace graduated from Howard University with a second degree. In Business Admin, which will help her get record deals?? Okay that’s a new one. Explain that to me like I’m five please.
Also it’s kind of shocking given she couldn’t figure out a 3rd grade math problem last season. Maybe there were no math problems on the final exams. But hey, we are happy for her. She and Chris are having a celebratory party.
Candiace has suddenly remembered that she was gossiping about Karen to Ashley, or “a producer told her.” I thought maybe it was due to the Business degree. Also, her period is late and she thinksshe’spreggers. Chris seems happy to possibly have a fourth child to a third mom.
Karen is doing a ‘live show’ and it was “inspired by Wendy Williams” and NOT AT ALL by Gizelle Bryant, telling the group she was planning this a month ago.
So this accountant or whatever “Cut to…” dude is just loaded with ideas about this live show. Okay so now this is the new Housewife thing. First it was blogs (remember how the Housewives all used to have ‘blogs’ prior to podcasts, now it’s podcasts, and that has now given way to LIVE shows) Andy at the reunions would say “Tamra, you wrote in your blog…” I remember wondering about their actual writing skills, and what these blogs looked like. I never took the time to check them out. I was trying to picture Tamra sitting at a computer, writing. I couldn’t.
Karen defends this as being coincidental, just like the candles with Wendy last season. MAYBE the candles were, MAYBE, because candles are NOT original, but this was totally copying from Gizelle and Robyn.
Eddie picks up Wendy at the airport (& dutifully brings her flowers, still ass kissing I see from last year’s scandal, which was definitely true) who was in Chick -ago for one day, as a keynote speaker for ‘The Center for Study of Gender and Sexuality. ’ Good job Wendy. Glad to see you’re using your four degrees for the aiding of the greater good. And yes, we know you’re busy saving the world. Fast forward.
Robyn and Candiace meet up to discuss their sprinter van strife in Miami. These poor drivers of the Housewife sprinter vans. Speaking of which, has anyone wondered about the driver in the infamous ride home in Aspen on Beverly Hills? This dude or non-dude, could settle the argument once and for all! Bravo probably paid him to be quiet! It’s been brought up about how Ashley hit record on her phone since camera guys were off duty, and how easy would that have been for Lisa to do the same with Kathy? (that’s why I’m bringing this up) Because you know damned well Rinna was plannin on throwing a bitch under the bus and making up her own version of the story.
Robyn is upset because her friend/ hair stylist lost her sister and brother- in- law in a car accident.
Okay a minute later, she seems to be over that now, and we’re moving on to their argument. Even though, didn’t she just do the old standby, when there’s a tragedy that happens to another, and says “life is too short for this petty nonsense blah blah blah…” But here we still are discussing the petty nonsense.
Robyn wants to know if she was included in the “none of these bitches are real…” Insta tirade. She wants pointed out that she’s not on Gizelle’s side with the ‘Chris offended me at the reunion for a story line.’ So therefore she’s a trustworthy friend and real? I guess is her point. Whatever.
Okay so Mia and ‘The JOINT’ Chiropractic scene. I don’t know about you, but I thought it was pretty obvious that it was a franchise. Not throwing shade on it at all. Owning franchises is also hard work and the route many go that want to go into business for themselves, but have the safety net of not having to put as much of their own money into it if it was their own business idea and didn’t have the corporate safety net of a franchise. And I’m just pulling all of that out of my ass. It sounds like it makes sense right??
So I’m bringing this up because apparently there was some recent drama that Mia posted on social media, that Gordon’s brother who must also be involved in these franchises, did some type of shady shit, and ousted Mia and Gordon from the businesses? Do we think there is more to this story? There has to be more to this story.
Actually, it was from way back in October, and I somehow missed it until now, and just saw it on Twitter yesterday. Guess they can’t afford their $10g/month rental anymore. Here is one of the articles from October:
https://pagesix.com/2022/10/07/rhop-star-mia-thornton-claims-husbands-brothers-robbed-them/
Anyway, this was of course, filmed prior to all of this wonderful drama. There is a franchise opening in DC, and Mia is super excited about it. These producers are kicking up the shade in the yaps this season on Potomac, aren’t they? With Ashley and with Mia. She gets asked, “whose money goes into the opening of all of the franchises?”
Like what kind of nosy ass question is that to ask someone? I’m assuming she knew, and wanted her to disclose, and point out that they own these franchises with other family members. Which Mia has never shared of course. Producer wants her to explain the deal that fell through that they were discussing, and of course Mia has no fucking clue. She’s not involved in these intricate details. I think she just drives around to the various locations and makes sure they’re running smoothly and no one is having orgies in the offices. I’m joking. Mostly.
And when you’re talking about screwing around with people’s backs, bones and bodies in this way, you do want to make sure the chiropractors know what they’re doing. I would think. Again I’m just pulling things out of my ass that sound like common sense.
I feel like if I was going to a chiropractor, I would NOT go to some chain, but maybe that’s just me. I’m just crazy like that. Mia makes a speech, patting her own back, and cuts the ribbon. Okay.
Ashley arrives to this uncle’s house with Dylan only in tow. Apparently Michael was annoyed she’s just picking up the kids and going off wherever, without regard if he wants to see them or not. I’m CAUTIOUSLY giving Michael the benefit of the doubt right now, that he did indeed want to spend time with Dean, and wasn’t just trying to be a pain in the ass. This whole situation is just messy as fuck. Living in an apartment/condo whatever it is, with not a lot of room to move around away from each other, with the dude you’re divorcing, is just not very smart. Especially trying to care for, and deal with a 1 & 2 year old with all of the tension and animosity.
Especially when you throw in Ashley’s conniving gold digging ass, and how obvi it is, that this has been her plan for the past eight years. Michael can’t be super pleased with having to look at her every day, knowing this was her plan. Just gettin the mits on the money.
Can’t Michael get her set up somewhere nearby, in a decent apartment or townhouse for the time being? No it’s not a mansion.
Or is that not good enough for Princess Ashley? All the girl needs is a place to do her tiktok videos.
She stuck with all of his bullshit, had the two kids, waited out the eight years, due to the prenup. I’m sure Michael is aware of this. It can’t get much more obvious, and it’s not like she tries to hide it all. And guys, I know!! Michael is a shit head so this pains me to be sort of siding with him. And you all know my overall opinion about men!! But I also don’t respect gold diggers, so it’s a tough one! It’s tough being me!
But damn with all of the past controversy, and the shit he was busted doing, she never thought of divorcing him then? Now that she has the second baby, and he’s been on good behavior, she made the eight year mark, and now suddenly nope, not compatible, can’t deal. PAH– LEASE. I’m so over and disgusted by this chick, I can barely get through her scenes.
Anywho, here she is at the aunt and uncle’s to complain about Michael. She tells them that he started yelling when she wanted to bring Dean to this stupid visit. Dean was yelling at them to stop.
Ashley doesn’t really care. It seems to me. Now she’s suddenly taken on this “I’m really scared to live on my own with the kids” thing. He must have broke it to her he ain’t buyin her nobig bougie house in the burbs. Bitch, all you’re getting is bi-level in Baltimore.
So now she’s suddenly having second thoughts and is ‘afraid.’ What a phony.
Some weird ugly cry fit comes outta nowhere and there was nary a tear. She was smiling two seconds ago.
And isn’t this quite the 180 from all of the ‘cat that swallowed the canary’ shitty fucking grins every other time she’s discussed dumping him.
Yeah something went down with this house thing, or he told her he’s broke. Or a producer let her know how she’s smiling ear to ear in all of the scenes, when discussing ditching him. Producer was probably like, “can you maybe act sad for filming today? We’ve been looking at clips, and it’s starting to come off a little orchestrated.” Here’s a recap of how she NORMALLY looks:
This Auntie chick is playing along. Ashley continues with this act. Still no tears are produced. Maybe these two should take her in. Looks like there’s room.
Candiace: “Children can hear curse words and know they are not to use them??” Okay since when? And even if they know to not use them, you can bet they’re gonna use them.
So ‘the twins’ who actually, who knew, DO have actual names, arrive at their party venue all ready to party. So I love the poofy poof pink dress one of the twins is wearing. Please don’t ask me to tell them apart. It reminds me of Caroline Stanbury’s engagement party dress of Dubai. I told you all that was a teenagey dress she was wearing. Here is an actual teenager wearing the same style.
So twins that weigh 8 lbs — EACH! Never have I heard of that. Holy shit I hope she had a C section!!!
Gizelle has invited only her actual non housewife friends to participate, and the housewives that she gets along with. So thank GOD, we are not having any fake screaming fights at the Twins’ Sweet 16. Even though they are in a separate rooms, we know how they get.
I’m saying it again, because I’m still in disbelief. Gizelle is in SUCH a festive and fun mood this season. WHAT is going on? Something is going on. Maybe it’s just as simple as she watched herself last season scowling and grimacing and complaining constantly. Maybe she realized she’s prettier when she’s smiling. Maybe she has a dude, and it’s on the down low.
Now celley #2 of the episode– Candiace’s Grad party. Can we do a whole second event in one episode with no cra-cra drama?
Looks like we didn’t do across the board invites to this occasion either. Which means we could have a second no-screaming, Housewife gathering!!
Candiace shares that she is not pregnant.
Karen drills Robyn about when they’re getting married, AGAIN. Can this poor chick go anywhere without getting harrassed about this?? Why do they care so much? Well they don’t care, at all. They just want to keep hearing her repeat that they haven’t set a date, so they can throw shade on her relationship.
That’s how Housewives roll. However this time she does have news! They are planning a small getaway with just her, Juan, and their kids. Not sure why Karen has such a problem with this. Is she really that worried about going to this wedding? Is she mad she’s missing out on free food and drinks?
Wendy approaches Robyn as Karen exits. They talk about their drunken “I love you so much!!” convo in Miami.
Robyn thinks it was all fake. Even though she just agreed with Wendy’s “drunk mind speaks a sober heart.”
Wendy apologizes to Robyn, and Robyn apologizes back when she is prompted. I don’t even remember why they’re arguing. Still the fight from last year when Wendy ridiculed her relationship?
Then Robyn made fun of her for caring about what the blogs were saying about Eddie’s online misbehavior? Is this really still it?
Candiace and Karen also make up from their problem in Miami, when Ashley told Karen that Candiace told her that she fucks around on Ray.
So this is the make-up episode of Pototmac! Is this our third ‘bury the hatchet’ convo? I think it is!
What is happening? is it a Christmas miracle?? No fighting whatsoever. AT ALL. NONE. NADA. ZILCH.
Karen seems to be okay with letting it go. You would think she would be a little more pissed but whatever. It’s clear there is truth to it. Or she’d be more pissed off.
Ray and Chris chat, and Ray controversially thinks Chris should apologize to Gizelle just to make this all go away, how Gizelle felt uncomfortable at the reunion last year. She did seem to sort of forget about it? So why don’t we all just forget about it. She needed a ‘thing’ when the season started. She no longer needs it. She has the twins’ birthday, the Wendy/Mia fight, and the live show.
Candiace is trying to give a speech, and have her moment, Chris is walking around muttering over Gizelle.
