So I just don’t get the argument (this is Housewives – what am I saying, we’re not really supposed to ‘get’ it) about accusing Mia of trying to get attention with her social media posts about the possibility of having cancer.
First of all, of COURSE she wanted attention. Why does anyone post about anything on social media, not just health issues, anything.
Where you’re at, who you’re with, what you’re doing, what you’re eating. So how stupid is it to sit and here and say “oh my God, sounds like she wanted attention..”
And the way these women speak to each other, it just so comical. Can you imagine walking into a party, and someone approaches you like that? “is this what having cancer, not having cancer looks like?”
Wouldn’t a normal person, who wants to be a little sneaky and snarky, if they’re questioning the validity of a health issue post, just start asking questions in maybe a little bit of a shady way, letting you know they’re not believing you.
This is not how normal people function and live. I wish Housewives would go back to being slightly how normal people function and live. Not like being in evil Disneyland
Mia is defending herself, and with the say her voice is going up four octaves, it kind of sounds like she wasn’t being truthful in the posts, and yes, was looking for attention, imagine that, a Housewife looking for attention.
So I guess she brought this good friend with her, or does Karen know her, but she intervenes with something like “who are you to say ….”
Robyn tells her she left her health crisis post “open ended, and appeared to be inviting attention.” Candiace says what I said in her yap, there was another way to address it and that wasn’t it.
They all discussed and contributed to the convo about this at their little park picnic, and Robyn points out, “ya’ll aren’t going to act like Robyn and Gizelle are the only two people who said it.” But Gizelle IS the one that brought it up.
I don’t remember Gizelle and Mia’s dynamic last season, did they love each other, hate each other despise each other? There’s usually no in between with Housewives. Gizelle is typically like Vickie on OC with the new girls.
It’s a cliffhanger because “she didn’t know, she still doesn’t know” her friend says. So yes for attention. You just don’t drop cancer on SM if you do not have it.
Robyn invited Charisse to be shady, since Karen doesn’t get along with her. Should have just called this the ‘shady kick off.’ Mia says something about doing God’s work as her reasoning for her posts. Okay let’s back down the drama just a hair or two.
I must not have watched the first season because I don’t remember Katie nor Charisse. Looks like they’re recycling all of the ghosts from seasons past to kick things up a notch.
I guess I can see that, do we really want to sit through four months of Ashley and her ‘separation?’ (although they’re living in the same apartment)
So in Virginia, just as long as you’re ‘not having sex’ you’re separated? It’s really strange. How do they know this?? I’m trying to picture actually living with my ex husband in the same fucking house after I told him I wanted a divorce.
Doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose of wanting a divorce? And I can just picture him following me all around constantly, trying to change my mind, feeding me lies, and promises, and more lies and more promises, trying get with me the second I went to bed. That is not ‘separated.’ That is called ‘together.’
Ashley is freezing but WILL NOT put that jacket on for anything! If she’s afraid of a jacket taking from her look, I gotta say standing there shivering is also taking from her look. Is she trying to get all of the husbands cranked up or what?? This is just not how a newly single girl should parade around other women’s husbands. This outfit, at this event, makes her look so desperate.
Candiace tells Ashley she’s freezing her eggs. There really is no reason for Ashley and Candiace to not be friends. Same age, into old white guys, both pageant girls. Pretty soon Ashley will have ditched her old white guy too, so they’ll have that commonality as well.
This Katie chick that I don’t remember, or I don’t think I watched, greets Ray and proceeds to grab the old dude’s ass and man handle him, as he gushes and acts embarrassed.
Apparently he has a crush on her that he disclosed at one of the shady games last season. He’s going to have a dang heart attack. And she really gets up in there. Now she’s rubbing his head. Karen’s getting all pissy about it. Like calm down, no one wants your 78 or whatever year old husband, Not age shaming, just saying, she’s safe. This chick was clearly just wanting to make a scene, literally.
Karen gives a strange speech. Why does she keep referring to her soiree as a ‘Celebration of Life?’ Does she not know that’s what funeral services are called now? Who died? She wraps it up with ‘The Grand Dame is back…” No one knows where she went. Is she just referring to her new lifted tits she keeps talking about??
Gizelle bitches about the event in her yap. Not sure what’s wrong with a ‘spring kickoff’ in a Mexican restaurant? I don’t get that gripe. Because Mexico doesn’t have ‘spring?’ I don’t know. If she got her free food and liquor then she needs to shut up. She’s always cranky at events, and bitching about something.
Candiace’s sister is “living with them because her family found her a beautiful property , and while her house is being built she’s living with us.” Tough life. So this beauty is living WITH them, with Chris, who seems to be lusting after all of the Housewives.
I’m having a hard time believing Candaice is actually “making a chicken stew…” and if she is, that it will be edible. She’s to be getting pregnant by the end of this year.
Ashley has a friend over, who has a baby boy, and watching him and Dylan check each other out is cute and comical. Dylan gives him the side eye.
She shares with her that Michael lives there still, and they talk about the kids, and the only difference is that they’re not sleeping in the same room. So in other words, it’s a normal marriage.
I don’t get with the Ashley not drinking thing, I’m not buying it. It’s fine that she doesn’t want to drink when she has two little ones she needs to be alert and not hungover for. But I just don’t believe it. Why doesn’t she just say she’s cutting back. I doubt this is lasting all season.
She loves talking about this house hunting. This all just feels wrong to me. Weird and wrong, and so predictable. She shares that “I’m not sad” Yeah we know Ashley, you’re like the POLAR OPPOSITE of sad.
I mean, the girl cannot stop smiling!! She can’t stop thinking of that dough rolling in and never having to work.
I would laugh my ASS off if he’s like actually broke! Or doesn’t have half of what she thinks he has. That would even be acceptable. That would wipe that fucking evil grin off of her face pretty quick, if she ends up just getting average child support, and not nearly the ‘settlement’ she’s expecting.
She says “everyone is asking why aren’t you sad??” Girl. We knowwwww why you’re not sad. Like when I say she can’t wipe the smile off of her face, it’s not even a phrase or exaggeration.
She does not stop smiling. I was watching closely and taking picture at this little play date thing, with her friend, and every time she talks about divorcing Michael, or the ‘separation’ or what all he’s doing for her, she has this very accomplished – looking shitty grin on her face.
It’s not the same as a ‘relief’ type of happiness, when you get out of a bad marriage. It looks very. Odd. Not in the way that who woulda seen this coming? Odd in the way that she can’t at least TRY to not look so happy??
The green eye bandits meet up for coffee. Robyn has a bone to pick with Gizelle for ‘outing’ that Juan’s name is not on their house. Okay who cares. He wasn’t on the loan due to past credit/foreclosure. It doesn’t mean the house can’t be in his name.
If this is the case, he actually has the best of both worlds, he is the owner of a home that he has no financial responsibility for. It’s not that big of deal that Gizelle blurted that out, but whatever.
The point is Ashley is a gold digging idiot. Who loves to say ‘LLC.’ A very happy go- lucky idiot.
And whatever Robyn’s and Juan’s situation was, it’s a whole different sitch. They’re together. They’re engaged. Jury’s out on whether or not they’ll actually get married, but they were a couple living in a home together.
I just don’t get why Ashley doesn’t just say he’s buying her the fucking house. And when the girls start with deed this, and whose name that, (like they did with Candiace) she needs to tell them to shut it. I personally think with the whole LLC thing, that he’s up to something, but maybe that’s just me. who’s always suspisious of any fucking thing a dude does, and we are talking about Michael.
After that, Robyn tells Gizelle her delivery sucked with Mia. Which she knew it would.
So guys, Ashley is literally shopping for wallpaper on a house she just put an offer in, on.
I mean she’s not anxious is she?? Wondering – do we think Michael is as ready to unload her, as she is him? Maybe he can finally come out? I kind of wonder if he’s going to be a part of the show at all, so we can get a better read on what’s going on here.
So Chris Bassett is sending Ashley a message that she should have gone to the W after the ‘celebration of Life’ where no one died party, at 2am. Apparently she didn’t know or is playing dumb that he works there. And Chris being the General Manager “at the rooftop” sounds like a bad idea.
I would think that is odd coming from a friend or acquaintance’s husband, especially in the middle of the night, regardless of whether or not he’s at work or not. But Robyn’s point that he responded to something she had posted is different from him sending her a message
Ashley keeps referring to it as a DM, and it’s not a damned DM.
Gizelle shares that he does “slide” (why do we say slide?) into her DM’s and she thinks it’s uncomfortable. She goes on to share about him coming to her dressing room at he last reunion to talk.
He started complaining about Candiace she says, and felt ‘violated.’ Just kidding, she says it just felt off, and he was drunk. Robyn is defending him about the message to Ashley, and about him coming in her room. She’s going hard for Chris.
Ray and Karen try too hard to look super happy and into each other. I mean they’re 60, and almost 80. Do we really expect to see them all lovey dovey all of the time? No, we don’t. We again get reminded of the age difference. She really wants everone to know she’s not as old as Ray. I honestly don’t think she looks 17 years younger. Maybe that’s why she has to keep reminding everyone.
They flash to her with her titty doc, and she says “a lot of women look up to her.” That calls for major eye roll right?? She goes into too much detail about lifting up her tits.
They proceed to argue about younger women getting breast implants. And is the ‘her ‘ they’re referring to, just like any ‘her’ who is considering getting implants? That whole thing was weird.
Mia and G meet Jacqueline, her friend from high school, at what looks like a coffee shop, but they serve alchohol. Mia wants a double shot of rum in her mojito. It’s day time but she’s not messing around.
Mia is opening a new Chiropractor thing in DC. She says she needs further testing from her biopsy report. This all sounds fishy.
They discuss Karen possibly doing a CYA type of thing, which Mia didn’t know what it meant, about how she seemed to have been part of the gossip about her cancer post, but was also trying to be ‘cool’ with the rest of the group.
Karen sent her a long text when she was on the way there, forewarning her that they were questioning the accuracy of some of her posts, which she thinks is strange that she waited this long.
Ashley and Candiace meet up at a place that’s “really cute!!” (it is) They discuss Ashley going to the Grammy’s. She said she “met a lot of people that want to work with her and she wants to work with.” Yeah I’m feeling like she was told what she wanted to hear. I don’t get the ‘re-release’ thing of her album. Why the re-release? Because sales sucked the first time? Sales are probably going to suck the second time.
So the purpose of the date, is for Ashley to spill the beans about Chris DM-ing her. I’m confused, I thought he just responded to a ‘story’ thing she had posted. I guess the message wasn’t public?
I think maybe it was impulsive, when he saw her post, letting her know to check ‘his’ place out when they’re out and about. Candiace is immediately offended and pissed off. Ashley is playing dumb again that she didn’t know that he works there. Robyn told her this when they were ‘wallpaper’ shopping for a house she put an offer in on.
Candiace lets her know as I said above, he’s trying to “rebrand” the W, and wants her friends to go there because he wants ‘cool’ people to hang there, since he is the manager. So he was promoting his place of business.
It’s not like he’s just a bartender or something. I guess it makes sense. He probably knew it would turn into a whole big thing possibly, and that’s why he did it. I don’t know how much he’s into Candaice anymore honestly.
Ashley is hosting this dancing in heels thing. Karen is not attending, she has a ‘fever.’ I think these ‘fevers’ erupt when the Housewives just don’t feel like doing something. Ever since there was the release of covid by the Chinese government, now it’s always a ‘fever.’ I think they used to be more creative when they wanted to get out of things.
Back to Atlanta for one quick second, I do however, believe that Kenya was really sick last season for Marlo’s cheering up Sheree thing. Anyway, so looking like she didn’t want to attend because she hates this Charisse chick. I guess there was a thing, when they played a flash from an early season, where she accused Karen of fucking around on Ray.
Discussing AGAIN Ashley and Michael “buying a house together.” He’s not living there, Gizelle, he’s just paying for it. This is not HARD.
When she explains it to Charisse, she explains that she “could not afford a house of that size by myself.” Girl you couldn’t ‘afford’ one of your Corono Light’s right now – by yourself. Let’s be real.
Well she does have her Housewife money. So I guess she can buy her own beer.
So that explanation puts it into perspective as to what I’ve been saying. (it’s a tough job knowing everything) When she drops this “we’re creating an LLC” shit, and explains it this way, it’s not a big deal. You can be the purchaser of a home, but not live in it. Ladies this is why girlfriend hung in there for eight damned years! She’s getting a free 2mill hunk of real estate in bougie Arlington out of this creep. This is NOT hard to comprehend. Can we PAHLEASE move on?? I am sick of talking about it. Are they not seeing the constant ear to ear grin on her face??
They get their dancing underway, Candaice, Mia, Wendy all arrive late.
Is anyone sick of hearing Wendy talk about how busy and important she is?? She finally stopped with the ‘four degrees’ and now we’re getting her whole fucking itinerary every fucking hour of every fucking day.
Yes, Wendy good for you, you’re super important, and super pumped that we have a member of the Supreme Court that loves sex offenders. Great Wendy. Yay you. You can’t think for yourself with your four degrees, and are supporting someone just because she’s also a black female. I’m not a biologist, but I think she’s a black female? Who knows. Maybe Wendy, who has three little kids, is into adults raping children? Sick.
So these gloves outfits, real quick, I feel kind of dumb for thinking that they were attached to the outfits. But I do see now, since they’re all wearing them now, all of the time, that they are separate, so they can be removed for eating and going potty.
Not sure what Robyn was doing, when she was dancing, but she did look kind of crazy. Was she thinking she looked sexy?? Did she know it was going to be aired close to Halloween??
So she says on TV (I get this wasn’t filmed six months ago, but still, not smart) that she is applying for the loan with Michael, that she got pre-approved for, without disclosing that they’re separated, so she needs to keep it on the down low. But we’re going to announce it on TV.
Gizelle needs to let Candiace know about the reunion last year, and Chris coming into her dressing room. Candiace now feels like “this is a thing” which it does sound like. He probably should not have been pulling Gizelle aside to bitch about his wife. I see that. This does put her in an awkward situation, even though they’re not close.
Candiace gets all huffy, walks out, and demands to speak to Eric, the executive producer.
“We’re not doing this with Chris” and something about Michael Darby the ass grabbing mother fucker… He is kind of an ass grabbing mother fucker.
Kind of missing seeing the skeevy old Aussie, are you??
