I wish Daisy would have been a boss bitch like this with Ashley, when Gabriela was trying to tell her the games the fucking mind games that Trashley was playing. How she felt like she was trying to undermine her confidence, because she was pissed she was third stew, and that she was interested in Gary.
It is kind of funny seeing her having to tell Scarlett everything she needs to do, and how to do it, when she is not the 2nd stew. It has to be killing her. I liked Daisy’s comment in her yap, “It’s also about character, and she ain’t got it.”
But if I do have to say something nice about Trashley, it’s that she seems to be a hard worker, takes initiative, and gets done what needs to be done. Although her job isn’t that hard, so she should be doing a good job. But my point is that Daisy overlooked the sort of, emotional harm, for lack of a better way of putting it, that she was doing, because the work was done. I think this girl is dangerous to have as a friend, coworker or partner, unless of course you’re also an evil alien. She literally does not care about anyone but herself and her legs being open. Can you imagine her being a supervisor of someone? She would be Kate Chastain on steroids and crack! I think she gets more and more evil as the days go by that she doesn’t get laid.
I’m almost wishing SOMEONE will stick it to her, and keep it in there for longer than two seconds, so she can be a decent human.
Well she did take that better than expected. Both girls are “Junior Stews.” Gary is flirting with them both of them while they’re cleaning. He asks Ashley if she’s going to “stop being childish.” (What he really means is, “I am going to be moving in on Scarlett, and I need you to shut the hell up and not make this difficult.) Can this dude not turn it off for ever? He really is such a serial flirt! I’ve been around flirty guys, and I can return the favor without really trying. But holy shit. Gary wrote the book. And the ladies LOVE him. It’s insane.
There’s some deck crew drama because Gary puts Barnaby on nights and Kelsie on days. They’re both unhappy about that. Barnaby thinks with his sparkling personality and all, he should be around during the day to interact with the guests. He refers to Kelsie as “the perfectionist.”
Kelsie is noticing that Barnaby does just enough to get by. Not surprising when his mantra he disclosed on his first day, was ‘work smarter not harder.’ Also something about being besties with Gary, then maybe he won’t have to clean windows? He seems to catch on quickly, so that’s in his favor.
Well that didn’t take long, right? Trashley already bad mouthing Scartlett, by telling Kelsie that she “doesn’t really notice she’s there, because she’s so “green.”
She does also seems anxious to learn, and isn’t walking around begging dudes to fuck her, so that’s a plus. Yes she’s flirting Gary, but in the normal way that girls flirt. Not in a trashy skanky way. Trashley if you’re watching, take notes. Take a lot of notes. I will send you ten tablets.
The very mature for her age, Ashley tells Scarlett, “she’s going to ignore Gary for the rest of the season.” Well, that’ll teach him! We’ll see how long THAT lasts. Probably until she has her next three tequila shots.
Which brings me to how Gary and Scarlett are ALREADY really really heavy flirting and now making out in the laundry room. That laundry room! Such a romantic setting. He pretends he’s “looking for shorts.” I kind of wish Scarlett would mess with him a little bit, be the Anti-Ashley, and play VERY hard to get. He keeps walking away, and coming back. It actually would be sort of cute, if it wasn’t Gary. Since we know he is like this with almost every cute girl. And she is really cute. Wouldn’t they make a cute kid? Lol – we don’t need another BDSY baby! Or do we?
The guests arrive, and that’s right this crew is some of the chicks from the girls getaway from hell last year. It was actually a lot like a Housewife getaway. There was jealousy, mean girl antics, too much alcohol consumption, all of the vacay from hell Housewife ingredients. One of them is already into the chef. This poor chick says she grew up on Lunchables and frozen mac and cheese (at least she didn’t say Kraft mac & cheese.) But still sad she never had home cooked meals.
Marcos is worried about all of the restrictions that the girls have. Gluten, dairy, fish … the usze. But the primary tells him to do “whatever he wants.” Getting good vibes from this crew already.
Wig and sequins theme tonight for dinner. That’s kind of a new one . Ashley has the most annoying unenthused voice I have ever heard. Was it always this bad? She always seems pouty and sulking. Don’t we feel bad for her?
Ladies are wanting to do the rope swing. Gary needs to demonstrate of course. I think I MIGHT be too scared to do this? I think. I don’t know. When I charter a yacht, and have the opportunity to jump into the Mediterranean Sea, from a rope, I’ll let you know. Like the one girls said, I would be afraid I wouldn’t get far enough out. Ya gotta be quick! No time for hesitation. Well she nails it. This sort of looks like someone could get really hurt doing this. Maybe I’m just being a baby.
The not- in- very- good – shape chick, (trying to put it nicely) does not get enough speed to swing out far enough, and lands directly on her stomach. They even slo mo it. I’m sure she’s happy about that. I was worried she wasn’t going to be able to execute. Oh well, she tried. The others are sort of laughing at her.
Barnaby is having FOMO that he has to retire, since he is the night guy. Honestly, with all of the Gabriela/Gary/Trashley drama, I may not have even noticed that Kelsie slept during the day and worked all of the nights. Oops.
Scarlett doesn’t know how to even set a table. She doesn’t understand placing the napkin “in the middle of the placemat.” She was confused. She does seem a tad ditzy. She didn’t even understand when Daisy was calling her on the radio.
Wig and sequin dinner. They have many food particularities. Whatever. If anyone can handle this, Marcos can!
Marcos gives easy-to-follow instructions as to who gets the non-dairy (but they may not all know who is who, and there’s the wigs…) and when they’re getting served, it’s a complete debacle. It reminds me of the Friends episode when Rachel was a waitress there, and gave everyone the wrong thing, and they all exchange them when she walks away.
Scarlett tells Ashley she got the plates confused, and Ashley makes a joke to make her feel better. What is happening? What the fuck is happening?
Duck is what he’s going with as a starter. Let’s hope they don’t bitch about that. Duck is something that – let’s say, not everyone likes. It’s a little bit of an acquired taste. I used to make Duck for Christmas every year, and now I don’t. Although some are apprehensive, no one has a hissy, and they don’t make a big deal out of not being into the duck. (quack quack) If it’s prepared right, it’s good. It’s not something I would want every day. It’s mostly dark meat. Tastes like chicken! I used to do it with an orange sauce.
His desserts look amazing. I’ve been into fresh strawberries on my TikToks lately, since they’re officially “in season” in my location. Check out my Adult Strawberry Shake !
The girls head to bed directly after dinner. Really?? I’m a little disappointed that they’re not a little more rowdy. This is VACAY !!! Step It UP!
Gary tells Scarlett in the galley that he has a crush on her, and she reciprocates that thought. Here we go!
Colin plays a trick on Gary that there’s someone knocking at their door, as he’s professing his love and admiration for the new chick.
MORNING
Marcos will be doing a ten course dinner this evening. He’s concerned about that, and Daisy tells him, “she’s not worried.” Well yeah Daisy, YOU’RE not worried, you’re not the one that has to plan it all and cook it.
Gary and Scarlett exchange morning hug in the galley, since he seems to be stalking her constantly. He is reminding me of the ducks in the local park near me, when the males literally follow the females around everywhere. Daisy enters, and they act awkward and pretend they weren’t just canoodling.
Trashley is going to lose her fucking shit. Lose her fucking shit.
But speaking of her and I’m about to compliment her for a second time, she seems to be nicely explaining to Scarlett how to do everything. Who knew she is capable of decent human behavior? Did you catch that hug? I know Scarlett initiated it, but could Ashley be turning human? She did promise Daisy in their talk she was going to be “turning over a new leaf.” Which in Trashley terms, in “turning into a decent human being.”
Hope I’m not speaking too soon. Perhaps she’s just “reeling her in” pretending to be normal so she can her in the shower. Who knows with her. Also she could be putting on the nicey nice act, hoping Daisy will make her 2nd. She also needs to behave herself when not on duty, and not act like a cat in heat, constantly. This is going to be a lot. Are there even that many charters left where it matters if she’s 2nd or not ?
Since they can’t sail, Gary is taking the ladies to an open area to swim and frolick around so they feel like they’re doing something, I guess. Gary sort of oversteps and tells Ashley “he’ll take Scarlett with him.” She says – Who??
You know, Scarlett, the blonde chick, that’s prettier and normal? She walks away so fucking pissed. You can even tell from her back, going up the stairs she is seething and fantasizing about breaking both of Scarlett’s legs with her bare hands.
Daisy of course is pissed because: a. She doesn’t think a stew is necessary to pour drinks, since this is more of quick trip, and Gary can easily do it. (also these girls are pretty low maintenance. I know that sounds like an oximoron, but aside from some of the food preferences, they really are.)
He says it’s ‘more professional’ and ‘she doesn’t care about the guests.’
And b: How dare he give her stews instructions.
Oh and c: He obvi just wants Scarlett to accompany him to “serve drinks” so he can move in on her without any of the rest of the crew around. (especially Trashley) Daisy should send Trashley just to annoy him! But then that would make Trashley happy, and she doesn’t want to do that either! So she resolves that by going herself, to prove a point. Again — where was this boss bitch two months ago? When she needed to tell Trashley to shut the fuck up and put her in line.
Gary and Daisy bicker further over this as they’re walking to the boat. Daisy is pissed that he accused her of ‘not caring about the guests.’ She does care about the guests, ‘bru’ she just saw what the hell you were up to. It’s funny how he requests Scarlett to go with him, and not Ashley. Because he cares so much about the guests.
So they’re on their little boat ride and swim, which seems pretty boring, but I think there wasn’t much else to do. And they don’t even want drinks. He is going to be hearing about this. Daisy was 100% RIGHT! Gary looks like he knows he’s fucked, after his stupid tantrum about it, and looks like he feels idiotic.
Who’s not loving this?
Now TrashHead complains to Marcos that she has to “exert more energy” to tell Scarlett what to do. But if she was 2nd stew, wouldn’t she have to be telling her what to do. I wish Marcos would tell her to shut the fuck up. I revoke everything nice I said ! Errr!! So gullible!
Gary and Glenn discuss having a “boat race to liven things up a bit.
Scarlett approaches Trashley and sort of ‘asks’ if it’s okay to go for Gary, because he’s coming on to her “really strong.” Ashley gives a jibberish response, and like, says ‘like’ a lot, and claims that she doesn’t like, “like him.” Well that clears that up. Ashley sort of gives her this “warning” type thing?
Trashley says in her yap, she felt put on the spot so acted like she didn’t care. Which we all knew she did.
Gary yanks Scarlett out on the deck of the boat. Yeah she should have NOT gone with him while on duty. Daisy asks her whereabouts and Trashley is immediate with “talking to Gary.” Even uses a tattle-taley voice. Daisy quickly summons her to “check laundry.” I wonder if she’s not feeling a teeny bit of jealousy too.
Daisy, the chief stew, unloads on Scarlett about Gary, that she’s not mad at her, but fuming with Gary.
Scarlet should accept some responsibility though. She could have said “not while I’m working dude, like cool your jets.”
So as she’s talking about how professional she is, and she’s being really ‘unprofessional’ right now as she’s bitching to the new stew about a co-worker! Even though she is right in her points, Scarlett is not the one to unload on! How about maybe, his boss, Glenn? Because that was all ridick, and he was wrong. Daisy is sort of coming off that there’s sexual tension the two of them. I don’t know. It’s all just bad.
She needs to stop talking about Gary ‘sleeping with Ashley.’ She tells Scarlett, about Gary fucking one, and then trying to fuck her roommate. I don’t know, isn’t she sort of low-key telling Scarlett to back off of Gary? Also Trashley practically raped the dude. After she stripped, sucked him off, and sat on his dick, he threw her off and raced out of the room. Granted, he played his part in the debacle, leading her on, and should NOT have gone in the bedroom with her for a “massage.”
Daisy continues to be freaking out and it’s really awkward for Scarlett. Really really awkward. The girl is saying nothing. She says in her yap, she doesn’t know where this is coming from.
Also he didn’t “sleep with Trashley!” I feel like she is doing this also, besides jealousy, to “get back at Gary” by turning Scarlett off about him.
Moving on because there are these pesky guests that need fed.
Ten courses are underway, Marcos cool as a cucumber (mostly) and everyone is scurrying, and helping him. Love the teamwork as I frequently say. Gary no longer whines about doing dishes. At least on this charter the guests aren’t trashed 24/7, and they will remember this very extravagant dinner. Some of them don’t seem to have the most refined palate. They’re complaining about quail eggs. Maybe he should have gone with Lunchables and mac & cheese for some of the courses.
One of the guests is sexually harassing Marcos, but in a fun way. He’s not hating it. They seem to be really easy going and no one has bitched about one morsel of food, except for a little hesitation over the quail egg. Even with all of the restrictions. And these are women! Marcos is on fire !
A braided fish? What?
Since I’m stopping and starting while writing and takin pix, I keep notice the one curvy blonde guest that’s sitting on the end, isn’t too pleased. I don’t know. Maybe she just never smiles. Or doesn’t like the food. Did anyone catch that? Not sure if it’s the same guest that did the belly flop into the ocean.
Maybe she’s in pain.
Gary apologizes to Daisy and acknowledges all of his dick behavior, and insistence about having a stew with him to take the guests out into the water. Calls himself, petty, a dick she had reason to be pissed. He’s covering it all. Do you think Teresa Guidice from Jersey Housewives watches this. If she does, this is how you issue a genuine fucking apology when you act like a fucking asshole.
Not “sorry bout that.”
Although maybe he’s trying to impress Scarlett. She looks impressed, or confused. Well still – Teresa – pay attention!!
Guess he kind of had to own it, since it was apparent AF that there was no reason whatsoever for a stew to be there. None of them even wanted additional drinks, and if they had, Gary could have easily handed them their drinks from the cooler. These ladies don’t seem to be raging alcoholics like most of the other guests.
He picks her up and hugs her. She’s giggling. Scarlett is clearly confused watching this contradictory behavior with Daisy.
Scarlett in her yap says, that it seems like Daisy ALSO has a thing for him, and she’s her boss, and it’s a weird dynamic.
So they want to skip breakfast in exchange for a race. Not sure I would be “on board” with that. But there are Bloody Mary’s. And they are somewhat filling. Has all the major food groups, vegetables, salt, alcohol. Breakfast of Champions.
Glenn has decided to liven things up with a race with the neighboring boat. The one chick is kind of extra about it ! May the best man win!
And — To be Continued…
Who do you think wins ????
