Kyle and Amanda’s prenup argument blows over. She’s so fucking immature, and Kyle should not have waited until a month before the wedding to address this. Do you really think your 12 year old bride was going to put the work into cooperating with you Kyle? And oh, the biggest reason that she “doesn’t want this” is because she’s gonna take your dumb ass to the cleaners when she divorces you. Duh.
Paige and Lindsay sort of make amends at the prom party.
Carl is clearly the better kisser, Alex. She said yours was toothy and weird. Deal with it. No chemistry whatsoever with Alex and Ciara if you ask me.
Thought this ep was going to be the wedding for the whole hour. Also I thought it wasn’t on last week since Below Deck wasn’t on, so I’m just now watching it. Didn’t really need this because I’m already so behind and I need to step it up! I still need to do Atlanta and Below Deck and Summer House reunion. Been going through some personal crap and finding it hard to concentrate. Disappointed in myself. Hope I’m not losing people.
They all jump in the pool in their prom gear. Paige that dress – are you serious? They’re kicking the randy’s out.
Lindsay creeps in on Carl in his bed. They don’t do anything, I don’t believe, not even finger banging.
Morning and they’re cleaning up the mess. Guess who is NOT cleaning up the party mess?
So with Carl and Lindsay – you can sorta see the sparks starting here. I do wish the best for them.I just worry whether or not he can handle her high maintenance – ness.
Amanda and Kyle are currently having a “high” moment. Toxic relationship 101 – when you have the amazing “everything’s great —you’re so perfect!” or “I fucking hate you!” Sadly they don’t see this, and they go through with this wedding.
They did get a new florist we see. Now Kyle and Amanda have covid. I would have laughed my ass off if they got it when the wedding was supposed to be. Sorry. I would have felt bad about it, but I would have laughed. Dumb asses – this is why you don’t put shit off until the fvery last minute. Oh and I’m pretty sure living in NYC, they’re both “vaccinated” against this China made cooked up intentionally released virus… created for world control/ communism. If you don’t know that by now, then I feel bad for you. Guess you took those “special classes” in grade school lol.
It’s a week later and they’re fine. So why we still are in a panic over this virus – not sure ? Anyone who is in a panic still and walking around in a filthy germy weird mouth diaper feel free to chime in. You’re not saving the world. You’re doing the opposite by feeding into this frenzy.
Okay back to the wedding, “one week out…” every time they did the ‘countdown’ thing all summer, I always felt like it was a countdown to something they dreaded. Not an ‘excited’ countdown, like when you were a kid at Christmastime, and were counting the days until Dec 25th.
It seemed like the opposite of that.
So of course, as we all knew, the prenup never happened. Kyle says in his yap they “may” still do it. Well it’s not a “prenup” pre means “before”) if you’re doing it AFTER the nuptials. Well spoiled Amanda got her way. Wonder if she saw the ep where she said in her yap “I’m not walking away with nothing.” She knows damned well that this marriage ain’t lasting.
Girlfriend needs to stay with him until LB is no longer in the red. Don’t think that girlfriend realizes this.
She’s with Paige and looking at a website for her vows. The day of the wedding. Doesn’t that sort of take away from “writing our own vows?” You may as well do the traditional ones form 1000 years ago, if you’re going to copy them from someone else.
And doing it the day of the wedding? Would have been a good project when she was stuck at home with covid for a week.
Looks like they have a beautiful day. Everyone is shocked that their “back yard is huge’ Well guys, they’re having a wedding and accommodating 200 people so … shouldn’t be a shocker.
Kyle is guzzling Loverboy prior to the ceremony of course. Why wouldn’t he be? I’m shocked if he shows up sober. I’ve yet to try this crap. I went to a beer place to see if they had it near my house and they did not. I forgot to look into it when I was in Cally in March.
I did not realize that Carl is officiating. He has grown and matured so much since he became sober.
He is trying to be supportive to Kyle moments before the ceremony and makes a “how they look at each other with such love” comment. Every time I’ve seen them, they’re looking at each other like they hate each other, but okay.
Amanda looks really really pretty! Her dress is a little plain, but fits her perfect and she looks stunning.
Lindsay is ‘done with Austen’ she tells her friend. Well yeah Lindsay we know. She doesn’t really need him anymore. Her mission of pissing off Ciara was accomplished. She probably didn’t think it would get as messy as it got, but I think it was kind of a bonus for her. Kinda funny that Lindsay is now with Carl, and Ciara will be ignoring him, she says. At least that’s the plan. It’s early.
Austen is sitting alone and looks really awkward. Loser. There is a hanging flower on Amanda’s bouquet that is bothering me. Why didn’t she yank that off? And the photographer’s banana clip? Did she know she was going to be on TV wearing that?
Everyone in their yaps is cheer leading this marriage, and now deciding they love each other so much, and belong together. We’ll see. I have to admit too, I’m a sucker for the dresses and the wedding fanfare and now I’m thinking – “maybe they’ll be okay.”
No, they won’t be okay. Separated by this time next year. Kyle’s vows are cute. Amanda’s are sweet too. So she has to wear mascara every day. Maybe he should wear mascara every day.
The wedding planner talks in that weird twang that gets under my fucking skin. Will these girls that talk like this ever be able to stop? Will they be talking like this when they’re 80?
Austen approaches Lindsay and Carl and she basically castrates him and tells him to get lost. Kinda feel bad for him. Kinda. That was sad.
Lindsay tries to explain to Carl why she’s through with Austen without sounding like a total dick and admitting she just used him to get back at Ciara. “He’s a short term have fun with kind of guy” and “It completely switched for her” she says, as she lies her ass off. Surely Carl can see this? Will he call her out on it? No he will not. He seems to be buying it actually. She says she’s starting to have feelings for him.
What makes this extra sad, and extra shitty, is that Ciara was 100% right, when she was telling her this at the house that day. Lindsay knew she planned and intentionally used Austen and pretended to be all into him. She was sitting there smirking when Ciara was calling her out. Danielle should have never gotten involved.
Ciara shouldn’t have thrown a glass at her, but Danielle needed to STFU and let Lindsay speak for herself. I probably would have been set off too in that scenario.
I wonder if this being in their yard with a band and everything is any sort of noise ordinance issue with the neighbors. Since this house appears to be in a development. Maybe they just invited the whole neighborhood? I literally had the cops come to my house one night because a neighbor called and got all testy when it was just me, my friend, my daughter and her friend sitting on my deck talking and laughing (I know – the nerve!!) and it was Sunday of a holiday weekend, and not even that late.
But these fuckers have a whole ass band, speakers, the whole nine. Christ, Dennis (my neighbor that I think called) would have a fucking heart attack.
Lindsay looks wasted.
So that’s that. They’re married.
Put in comments your estimate of when they will separate.
I think by early 2023.
Winners will get mentioned and bragging rights!!
