This is already not starting off very well. Not even sure what they’re arguing about right now?
The previews do look pretty rough.
Jackie and Dolores arguing is the first subject of the evening. That whole fight was weird. Dolores was acting a mobster for some reason.
Jennifer gets asked about Dolores telling her “there’s no reason to cry” when she was upset about the cheating coming out thing. Dolores says that there was some sort of preceding convo before the party, that Jennifer was to remain strong and not get upset. Jen, I think says that convo did (thought she said ‘didn’t at first’) took place, but she thought it was some sort of hidden agenda, as to not make Margaret look bad. Dolores says she’s a “fucking liar” And now we’re yelling at each other. So great, they’re not friends anymore. There’s been some podcast talk. Got it.
Need a stronger drink. This is a lot of yelling when they accuse Jennifer of being ‘unhappy in her marriage” and putting on a show like she was I assume is the reason they’re saying that to her? (putting on a show – who does that sound like?) Jennifer’s goin a little cracra. Dolores is being kind of nasty and says in her face “is your marriage good or not ? Then act like it!” Dolores okay, you’re hanging around Teresa too much, you’re being an EXTREME HYPOCRITE now ! I’m old enough to remember last season when you went on and on and on some more about “how happy” you were with that weirdo David, who is in love with Frank. And it was “FINE” when he bought you an SUV instead of a ring for your birthday, and you were PISSED AS FUCK so SHUT IT .
Tired of when Jackie chastised Bill for “sticking his dick where it didn’t belong” because she felt bad for Jennifer having to deal with that. Jennifer understands it now, but again, is Dolores adopting Teresa’s personality, first she’s a complete hypocrite, now she’s sounding really really dumb. I can’t even listen to her. She sounds like an idiot. She seriously cannot comprehend the context of that comment? And Jackie can say “dick” you morons. Teresa calls Jackie “not classy.” okay dimwit, but screaming “ fucking white trash” 800 times in a restaurant after throwing shit everywhere was? Why is no one saying that ? Teresa tries to match wits with Jackie and that doesn’t go very well.
Let’s talk about wardrobe, love the glittery sequinney champagne colors. Jennifer’s doing the feathers. But not like Meredith form SLC did feathers. So we’re good.
The $64,000 question gets asked by a viewer to Teresa –” how was her Evan cheating blab okay but Margaret and the Bill cheating blab was not?” She points out she apologized for that, and Jackie said yes, but after that she was still digging. Teresa: “prove it bitch” (because she’s so classy you know)
Now this circle jerk argument about Evan.
Teresa claims she did not complain, bitch and moan all season, as Jackie points out. Okay. I might have some photos in my arsenal that say otherwise.
I like most of the dresses I think. Teresa’s jumpsuit weird mirrored thing, maybe not. Did you see the clip where she gets up and says “mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all ? Teresa Guidice!” Oh yes she does. This woman is OFF her fucking rocker. She seriously thinks she’s funny and witty. She has NO CLUE people are laughing at her, not with her, because she’s not funny. She’s so so clueless.
Andy brings up this dreaded ‘love bubble.’ Teresa immediately blames Margaret for Luis’ past abuse and relationship issues being talked about. (it’s the ex-girlfriends that are outing him, she seems to keep forgetting.) There was shit all over the internet about him and his past. Of course they were going to be asking her about it! Did she really think that it wasn’t going to be spoken about? She got all defensive about it and kept repeating that “he doesn’t owe ANNNNNY BODY an explanation” thing. Instead of saying, “Yeah it’s not ideal, he’s been working on himself, and he knows if he ever treats me like that he’s OUT! And I told him that!” That would have shut everyone UP !!!! Hasn’t Teresa caught on to how this works by now? Oh well never mind. Then it wouldn’t have been fun for Margaret to keep talking about it. And Luis’ excuse at the beach for that weird ass video? It was totally delusional compared to what was actually said.
She does the “knock on wood” on her fucking head again. Melissa laughs at her. (along with a million other people) Can’t Gia or someone tell her to stop fucking doing that?
I honestly am a little confused about Luis, because if you read up on what the Vanessa’s are saying, he comes off as a typical nasty abusive narcissistic control freak. Also just watching and listening to him, he gives off that arrogant vibe that they always have. But Teresa says he doesn’t yell at her (and I do believe her) and they said they haven’t gotten into one single fight yet, one year into it, and that’s good. My ex’s narc colors started to show 5- 6 months in. And then it seemed like it was one fight after another. We started arguing over really insignificant ridiculous things that he would get “mad” about (“you didn’t answer your phone, you were looking at that guy…”) Really dumb shit like that. And he always had to be right and rarely apologized.
So anyway, they don’t fight, he doesn’t yell, and he treats her nicely, conflicts the narrative the ex’s are putting out there. Maybe he has changed and decided to better himself. I really don’t think they’re making this up. With dudes this age range, it’s either own it, get therapy, read some books, and better yourself, or be alone. Women in their 40’s and 50’s that most likely are out of a long bad marriage, ain’t putting up with that shit. I’m gritting my teeth as I’m saying this, but maybe… I don’t really care for Teresa, I mostly feel bad for her, because she’s so fucking dumb, but I certainly do not want to see ANY WOMAN in an abusive relationship.
They talk about prenups and I don’t know why. I don’t think Teresa has much honestly. I think she lost a lot in the Joe fraud issues and their jail time, and in the way of fines. Also no one was buying her crap. (books and didn’t she have a bottled mixed drink or something?)
Teresa had an engagement party and did not invite Dolores That was shitty. Dolores is acting okay with it, but I’m sure was really hurt. You can tell in her face. Teresa’s excuse is stupid. I did read that they were at odds. She says “we only invited “couples we hung out with ?” That’s a stupid fucking lie and we all know it. Teresa starts talking about “double dating” in a weird way as more of an excuse about Dolores. Dolores seems to be backing her up her stories for whatever reason. Margaret is calling bullshit on all of this and asks Teresa “why can you only be friends with couples? Teresa gets her typical “derrrrrr” look.
The bridesmaid thing comes up. Teresa tells Melissa “we’re not close.” Melissa tries to explain to his stump that even if that’s the case, she’s family and she’s been there for her. Melissa makes several good points and DUMBO is like ‘ uhh yeah of course – uhhhh. SHE SOUNDS AND LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MORON !!!
Teresa starts massaging her extensions whens he’s nervous and put on the spot. She did not include Melissa as a ‘fuck you’ to her. Because that is how Teresa is. She’s just a vindictive mean miserable biaaatch and that’s the bottom line. To have her future sister in laws (Luis’ sisters) as her bridesmaids and not Melissa is shitty. It is. It was intentional and it’s shitty. There’s some issues with the seating at her engagement party with where Joe and Melissa were sitting. Who knows. She lies about fucking everything. And takes every opportunity she can to stick it to her brother (that she loves so much!) and Melissa.
Melissa points out that she was a bridesmaid in her wedding and Teresa proceeds to bitch that their wedding was when she was 8 months pregnant, and they should have planned it around her pregnancy.
Yes I’m serious. Teresa is such a dick. So Joe was asked to be a best man but Melissa was not asked to be a bridesmaid? Come on guys, that’s shitty. This is honestly to punish her for being friends with Margaret, Caroline and Jacqueline. She basically just stated that. HOW OLD ARE YOU TERESA ??
So highlight of the evening, a viewer asks when she has backed up Melissa. And then the lights go out –literally, and also figuratively since the lights are always out with Teresa. Are they letting her off the hook? No –
Teresa has her classic fucking derrrrrr face and says “play tape, and can you guys help me?” What ? I get it she’s put on the spot and she’s not really quick. But the point is she never has had Melissa’s or Joe’s back. She did come up with when Jennifer and Melissa had their scuffle she took Melissa’s side. But she still stayed friends with Jennifer. She also called Joe a ‘crook’ (apparently he doesn’t “pay people.” I have been seeing that here and there. But the point being, she stayed friends with Jennifer, but doesn’t feel that Melissa should have stayed friends with Margaret.
Margaret denies telling Jennifer “you don’t think I know he doesn’t pay people?” Margaret denies it. That actually does sound very Margaret. She probably knows this since her Joe is a plumber, and Joe Gorga is in construction. And that is exactly how Margaret speaks.
Jennifer is accused of “always being high.” “People function better when they’re high. Teresa says?” The looks all of the ladies exchange when she says something stupid (which is often) is hilar.
We’re revisiting the early season episode with Gia, which was, of course, very planned and rehearsed for Gia to confront Joe. That’s why Teresa wanted to make sure they were coming. Remember they said they weren’t attending and Teresa called him and said she really wanted him to come. All of the Teresa freaks on social media, were saying “Ohhhh that was so admirable for her to do that off camera. She really loves him…” No- she wanted to give Gia “camera time.” And she wanted Gia to deliver this speech about her dad on the show, to make Joe look bad. When they played the flash, I’m still troubled by Gia telling Joe that he isn’t allowed to talk about her Nona… What? Girlllll sit down!!
Teresa does need understand the concept of the double standard. That’s been attempted to be explained to her NUMEROUS times. I truly don’t think she understands what the phrase even means.
She claims if Joe called Luis “a little bitch boy” she wouldn’t care. We all that is NOT true.
Teresa says “don’t blame Gia for her dad’s comments in the press” Teresa no one is blaming Gia at all, it’s called pointing out a double standard. Teresa as usual non comprendendo.
Joe does some air slap from across the room to Jennifer and she loses it. She calls him a “bitch girl” Now the question, will Teresa defend her brother? And she does not. Double Standard. Hypocrisy. She tells Joe, he IS a bitch boy because he’s kind of like a Housewife now. Then she says it’s like, a compliment. The looks of disgust of her behavior toward her brother and sister-in-law, on Margaret and Jackie’s faces is hilarious.
Joe has had it with her, and does the “Housewife walk off.” So he IS a Housewife – lol !
Can’t someone who loves her recommend she gets some serious therapy, and maybe a brain scan or an IQ test, so we can see once and for all that she has the thinking skills of a three year old. Trying to reason with this woman is like beating your head against a wall. Maybe there’s help for her condition, or meds. I don’t know. The broad is off. Anyone that denies seeing this, is I guess also off.
