Below Deck SY 2/28/22

The “you are so sexy” guy keeps repeating this to Gabby. He’s creepy. She assures him she’s interested in no one on the boat. He’s very interested in that for some reason.

She finally gets rid of him.

It’s morning and Chef Marco has many dishes on the menu, in light of their bottomless pits at last night’s dinner. They’re wanting breakfast NOW. LIKE RIGHT NOW.

Gabby is up and seems to have a sense of humor about the gay drunk dude with a little dick. Glad to see that. He confronts her about it, and she assures him it’s fine.

The guys go to check out the beach, and think they should get going soon since it’s crowded.

Marcos barely got done with breakfast and is packing for the beach picnic. With zero meltdowns.

I’m no sure how much time has lapsed between breakfast and the beach, I know they don’t film every second, but these folks had a HUGE heavy breakfast.

Gabby seems to have overestimated her ability to organize the beach picnic on her own without Daisy. The guests arrive and seem fine with the limited table decorations. Are these fake flowers? So tacky.

Ashley is getting annoyed about Gabby bossing her around. Doesn’t this always happen with the 2^nd and 3^rd stews?

Marco tells Colin that he left Venezuela to seek asylum because he was the chef for their dictator. He can’t return. It sounds so awful to be living in a country like that, to say the least. I hope this never happens here in America. Now we have an understanding as to why he’s so calm when guests order more food, and delivers with a smile on his face. He’s a chef on a lux yacht, not cooking for a dictator, that could get pissed about the steak being overcooked and blow his head off. It’s called being grateful.

This Ashley chick is weird. She keeps telling Tom he’s so young when she’s literally ONE YEAR OLDER. She seems very childish to me. Even for 23.

The beach picnic went fine. Not sure what Gabby was freaking about. I think as long as these guests have food in their mouths, they’re happy.

Now they seriously want snacks after a huge breakfast and lunch. Marco whips out amazing plates of food in the blink of an eye. Again, without complaint.

The sailing yacht is in sailing mode and tips. No one was warned. Daisy complains. And there goes the food. DEPRESSING. I thought they were going to demand that he make more.

Small dick guy wants Tom to prance around in his britches tonight for the birthday party. Did I miss this being a pajama party?

There’s some pink icing licking activity from his nipples. Gary and Small Dick partake in this.

These guests are pretty cool. Are they going to want more food though? Marcos looks exhausted, but is cleaning the kitchen and STILL has a smile on his fucking face. Gets to bed at 2, and up at 5:30.

Hugs all around when he gets up. He’s the sweetest. That’s the guy I’d be going after if I were Ho Ashley. Not stupid ass Gary.

Ashley is still hot to trot and is ready for her night out. I’m sure she has plans to try to conquer Gary again.

Time for departure- I would be so sad to be leaving this. I always feel bad for the really cool fun guests when they need to leave. The assholes not so much.

They’re docking and Tom is confused. He was never a deckhand on a sailing yacht if I remember correctly. He says he can’t listen to nine people. I foresee Gary giving him some tude over that comment. This is stressing me out. I’m ready for the night out.

The guests depart and Glenn toots his own horn. First charter and everything went smoothly !!!! How many times does that happen?

Both stews seem to be hard workers, the deckhands same, the chef never stops smiling. What is happening?

Daisy and Gary cuddle a little and seem really chummy, as Ashley looks on, with sort of a scary ‘Glenn Close – Fatal Attraction’ look in her eyes. I don’t know about this chick. She could be the problem child of the boat. Not Lexi caliber, but, I’m still worried she may be kind of unstable. Maybe I’m wrong. I also think Gary may be starting to like Daisy. This is the second time he has grabbed her and kissed her.

Ashley scolds him in the van that he’s “playing the field.” Gary thinks this chick is off her rocker. He seems in no rush to hook up with her either.

Gabrielle starts talking at dinner about flaws and playing well with others. Ashley is muttering to Colin about being fake and her general unhappiness about being 3^rd stew.

Dinner went off without any real drama. Back at the boat, Ashley is chugging something, and already talking about hooking up with Gary. She knows “how good she looks” as they head to the hot tub.

Gary seems more interested in Daisy’s toes than Ashley’s tits. I love it.

She follows Gary to the bar area where he’s making drinks, where she proceeds to tell him she’s horny. Well she tries to insinuate it, but Gary seems a little slow on the trigger when she gives the first and last letter. Then she says H – O … Yes you are an H – O Ashley.

Oh my God. This chick has no shame.

Tom doesn’t understand why Gary isn’t “going for that” I know why. She’s making it too easy. He likes a challenge. Did she not watch last season? That’s why he rejected Sydney after they hooked up the first night.

Honestly I wish they would fuck already so he can start ignoring her. Watching her come unglued would be fun. She’s annoying.

Ashley is being a dick to Tom. Really weird the way she’s putting him down for no reason. Why does he even care though ? Is this “age” thing with her going to be repeated in every fucking episode? Who cares !!! She actually thinks she’s “mature?”

Why is he graveling to her? Why does he continue to try to defend himself to her? He’s never seen tits before ?

She acts like a fucking tramp. He could so much better. If he was smart he was just start ignoring her. Neither one of them seem very bright.

Next charter looks like somewhat of a challenge. More whining from Ashley, and friction with her and Gabby.