Heather has ‘messy blobby aura.’ – I think that suits her.
Can you be Jewish AND Catholic? I must be confused. I’ll have to look that up.
Gina visits Noella – Gina and Emily are dying to be Noella’s friend – not for the same reason they’re dying to be Heather’s friend of course. (Noella is now “poor. ”) I think maybe befriending Noella, though isn’t totally genuine. Maybe it’s to turn her against Shannon? For fun. Like the whole goal of this season seems to be to gas light and piss off Shannon for no reason.
Noella: (she located what’s-his-face through credit card charges)
“Pick a Continent – not Puerto Rico and not the U.S.”
Gina: “South Africa?” (okay so Africa IS a continent …)
Noella: “Mykonos” (Greece) So Noella, Puerto Rico nor the United States, nor Mykonos, nor Greece are continents.
But Apparently it’s a big ‘party like it’s 1999’ island in Greece. Hope Sweet James is enjoying his sweet self. You can’t pay your taxes but you’re partying in Europe. Which is the continent. Noella should call and cancel that credit card.
Emily is starving while in the sauna and takes a sub from her purse and starts eating it in the sauna. Didn’t look like Subway this time. Some sort of crappy chain, but not Subway. I can’t get over there are even subways in Orange County.
Heather tells Jen and Emily they are buying a place in Cabo, She invites the ladies on a trip there.
Heather, Jen, and Emily discuss Noella and the comments about Heather, that are pretty much, true.
Fake Bitch – check – ‘can’t be trusted’ – check. ‘Can’t be trusted’ seems to be a very popular phrase now.
These bitches are all beside themselves, about things being said about them, that they keep proving to be correct ?? I’m already feeling like this is going to be a frustrating episode with these three “fake bitches.” that “can’t be trusted.”
Shannon and girls arrival in Nashville !! I love her mom’s voice. It’s not deep and rough like older women’s voices sometimes get. It’s so cute and she sounds so young. Shannon orders a “hot and bothered.” Her hair looks long and straggly. She would look cute with a bob or a lob.
Wonder what ‘Hot and Bothered’ was ? It was like a red color. Everyone looked uncomfortable when she ordered that.
I know she’s a kid so I’m not coming down on her totally – I’m just saying Sophie is twenty years old old and knows nothing about life. Also a spoiled twenty year old at that, who’s had everything handed to her. She says she sees herself “marrying Reese.” This is her first relationship, and they’ve been dating four months. She said it’s the healthiest relationship she’s ever seen, (not nice to put your mom on a guilt trip… your dad’s a piece of shit -and your mom tried to hang on to her marriage) She’s been dating him for four months. They’re still in the honeymoon period of dating. She has no clue what this dude may be like! Or will be like later.
They change.
Heather invites Noella to be at her house at the time she’s filming a stupid infomercial. These two fame whores love their infomercials. What’s hilarious about this scene is that Terry literally looks like a cardboard cut-out standing there in the kitchen !
For what seems like several minutes, he stands there and doesn’t move ! (then he does blink – but still looks like a cut-out that blinked) Heather is yapping into a camera about gummies, while Terry stands there and looks stupid.
This was intentional of course. She wanted to be “filmed” while filming, probably to plug this vitamin crap. Terry is also running HSN commercials shamelessly selling price gauged covid tests, “just sayin.” Five for $130, when they’re sold in drug stores for around $9.99. How accurate do you think those are ? Anyway, off subject. But since there’s a shortage due to a new “variant,” the Dubrows seem to be taking advantage of that situation.
She has Noella come into her “studio” where there are picture of her everywhere.
Noella thinks it’s really narcissistic. (ya think??)
When you’re confronting someone, shouldn’t it be somewhere neutral ? Not at your house ?
Heather immediately tells her that “Nicole said you called me a fake or phony bitch…”
Noella was wasted when she said that. And why would Nicole tell her ?
Then Heather tells her that Gina said she ‘can’t be trusted’ – exactly what is with this “can’t be trusted” phrase they’re all in love with this season ? They’re all running around telling on each other for someone saying to the other “ they can’t be trusted” as they continue to show they “can’t be trusted !!!”
Noella said that she got from the camera man that she was slamming someone against the wall?
I actually thought she meant that as like a metaphor, because Heather was being such a bitch and nasty to Shannon, and then told everyone to leave. She did at one point put her hand over a camera that someone was holding. So maybe she pushed him, when she was in the middle of her little tantrum and the “I’m leaving the show” – show.
They agree to “not be friends…” I’m happy to see her not desperately leeching on to her like Gina and Heather are.
I almost don’t want to like Max because she looks so much like Heather. But that would not be fair. She seems very unlike Heather actually. She seems really cool. Noella is in attendance, only because she was already invited, and Heather blows her off two seconds after she says hello.
Terry is asking Dweeby Head if he drinks or smokes pot ? Hello, he’s Mormon. Guess Terry didn’t get the memo. The Mormon memo. I’m surprised he even is allowed to drink diet coke. Having caffeine isn’t allowed either in Mormonism.
Nicole and Noella who were pretty chummy in the start of the season a month ago, now not so much. Noella is pissed she hasn’t checked on her, It seems like she wants nothing to do with her anymore, now since she’s not well -to -do anymore ?
They play a flash of Noella calling her, and Nicole being such a witch head and flat out hanging up on her ! She says she can’t be the friend that she needs. Wow !
At any rate, she blows off Noella too, as did Heather. She wants to go say Hi to “The Olsen’s” and their ‘friends!’ What an asshole.
Shane looks miserable. Why didn’t he stay home.
Jen and Noella also had a meeting, and they show a flash of where Noella admitted – “it’s her” and she’s sorry. Whatever. she is flapping her yap a lot, and she has her quirks, but she’s not kissing Heather’s ass, or jumping on the “I hate shannon” bandwagon, so I’m on board for now.
Jen’s husband – again is really strange. I picked up on weirdness in his very first scene. He changed his name from Ryan to Ryne ?? They’re talking to Heather about how they met. He says something weird about how they’re ‘working on it’ in reference to being together.
This is going to be weird with Noella being friends with Shannon, AND Emily and Gina. Shannon was, surprisingly, invited but didn’t attend, because she just flew in from Nashville, and had chest pains.
Or just didn’t want to come and get the cold shoulder from everyone like Noella is.
Emily and Gina say snarky comments about her. Emily admits in her interview she likes to be mean girl to Shannon every time she gets the chance. She is acting really different this season. She must have gotten a raise to be a mean girl. Well I’m going to be a mean girl !! Maybe she shouldn’t wear an open back dress when her back looks like this:
I’m tired of writing ‘Emily and Gina’ It seems like there’s never anything to say about them separately. – how about Ginemily ? Saves a few key strokes anyway. Or EmGi ? That would be shorter. I may go with that one.
Now Jen and Nicole are chummy ? She hated her at Heather’s party ? For getting involved in the big law suit dispute that never was …
Noella wasn’t invited to Cabo, apparently. Emily seemed to have known that when she randomly says “can you ride horses?” “Do you want to ride horses with me in Cabo ?” Emily is not a good actress. Producers need to stop feeding her lines. I also don’t recall her getting really shitfaced constantly in past seasons. She hits on the 27 year old bartender.
I like that Noella didn’t kiss Heather’s ass, which is good! way to go Noella – way to think for yourself and not follow the crowd ! That’s my kind of girl ! However in next week’s scenes, I see she’s begging to be invited on the trip. So that’s a disappointment.
I like Max so much better than Heather. She says in her speech that she’s not emotional, and Heather blames that on ‘Terry’s side.’ Is Heather any type of warm and fuzzy person ?
Emily again weirdly starts a convo with Jen much like the one with Noella about “horses” to get to the subject of the Cabo trip. She clearly was told to bring up the dirt on the story that has been out about Jen’s ex boyfriend suing her.
Emily can barely put a coherent sentence together but she starts playing with Nicole’s phone/purse and then randomly says she has student loans she’s paying with 3.00% interest, and segways into asking Jen if SHE has loans, and asks if her ex paid for her to go to medial school ?
Clearly it was her assignment to attack Jen about this law suit scandal for things that she thought were “gifts” during their relationship. How very gauche to ask someone about their finances like this? Then she gets all up in her face and says “just admit it – you liked the money !!”
Now she does need to be told to “Sit down!!!” This time it would make sense !! That was such an odd interaction. Gina tells her she needs to leave.
Maybe Bravo is getting her all liquored up to complete her instigating assignments.
Emily keeps apologizing to Shane for “falling asleep last night.” So ridiculous, stop apologizing! He does NOTHING all day. Give him a magazine and a tissue and tell him to go away !!!
Noella tells them she thinks they have an amazing sex life. I beg to differ. No way this dude is good in bed as Noella claims to think. She says he can do a lot at one time because he’s short. I’m trying NOT to picture that.
Emily again brings up Cabo to Noella in front of Heather and she acknowledges that she wasn’t invited.
This season can’t be over soon enough for me.
