Vanderpump 11/30

Girls are having a Pilates Class get -together.

Boys are having a Golf get-together. Tom is dressed like a weirdo as usual. I’m all about fashion forwardness, but he looks like he’s going to a circus. The point is with fashion and clothing, when you take a risk, it should look good, or cute. Also, they’re not even golfing, they’re at a driving range, and he’s dressed like this ? To go to a driving range???

Why is this reminding me of Salt Lake – Meredith

and Barlow wearing ugly Amazon figure skating dresses to ice skate badly for 5 minutes ??

Does Charly like know wtf she’s doing ? How long has she been working at Sur? Since 2019 season I thought, and we’re almost into 2022. And she doesn’t know about the two forks thing? Somebody that works in an upscale restaurant has NEVER heard of the two fork concept ???

I guess someone who eats pbj and pizza only, well into adulthood wouldn’t know much about forks,

but again she’s been working there 3 years.

Ahhh Pilates, I miss my Pilates classes. I gotta check back at my gym to see if they restarted classes again. After my gym reopened last year (because of course we forced businesses to close that were all about being healthy, but hey guys McD’s was open, with the drive thru line a mile long every time I went by) so where was I ? Oh Pilates – yeah those classes never started back. Other ones did. When I inquired, it was due to the instructors not wanting to return. (EYE ROLLLLL ) It’s a great core workout. I never used the machines though. I don’t really think they’re necessary for Pilates. A lot of hoopla that is not needed. You only need your body and a mat.

Toms and Brock are discussing Lala – They made up last ep and he now thinks Lala is “good.” Translation: She heard about your upcoming party and wanted to be invited.

Scheana, Katie and Lala are discussing Katie’s involvement in the new bar.

Katie has managed, it seems, to be part of the new bar. I’m hoping she will be helpful, and really wants to be there to work, and not just to annoy Sandoval. Or maybe I do hope that she’s there to annoy Sandoval.

And what was that about that he said? He got a sick BJ from a cocktail?? then was so elated and proud of that comment, that he totally knocked his drink off of the table.

I’m not even getting into what happened next. I’m literally done seeing Bravo dudes’ asses. But if forced to choose, I would choose Jake’s on Below Deck last night.

Toms are having an event to sample cocktails and mocktails.

Schwartz, (or is it Schwarts’??) still have Gordo?? they got him a while ago, right? Like back in the good ole days when the show was interesting. LOVE Gordo. Think he’a a little mutt pup they adopted. Those are always the best.

Katie says that their partner dude wants her to be included ‘as much as possible’

not sure if he said ‘ as much as possible ’

Sandoval arrives at the Schwartz’. Seems like he can’t even stand to have a two second convo with Katie, but he is trying to play nice. He seems disappointed that she’s not going to be tasting the cocktails.

She claims to be not feeling well. Doesn’t take long for her to be a total such a brat. Thought she didn’t feel good. She had to be ‘like the name sucks’ immediately. I don’t even think she hates it that much. I think she just wants to be as asshole and disagree. If Sandy was smart he would decide he hates the name too. ‘Once Upon a Tom’ is cute. Honestly —- enough of this bar name bullshit.

She does overplay the ‘ my mom owned a restaurant’ A LOT. This argument goes left, now Katie and Schwartz are going at it. Of course he doesn’t stand up for her. But she DID start it ! With “The name blows, no one else likes it ??” I didn’t follow Sandy’s rant about taking credit for Schwartz’ marriage proposal.

I think Katie needs something to do, like a project. Not candles though. Please not candles, or a fashion line, or lip gloss. Maybe she could do charity work. Or work out. That’s not a snarky weight comment. I think it would make her feel better. What about just part time serving at Sur or Pump?

She seems bored to me.

James thinks (who doesn’t have a whole lot of room to talk given the way he’s been treating Raquel) that Schwartz should tell Sandoval to put a sock in it, and stand up for Katie, I don’t disagree. You probably shouldn’t walk into someone else’s house and start disrespecting them. It didn’t need to escalate just because she said she hates the name, he knows she hates the name. And she tries to get under his skin. And when she does, he reacts and she pouts. Enough.

Agree with Scheana on the Mad Max movie being really dumb. It’s Brock’s theme for his birthday.

Scheana is crying about her baby weight, she should be losing, if she is breast feeding. Isn’t her daughter only few months old at this point. She needs to stop comparing herself to Lala.

Did I hear that right ? Did Randall FOR REAL comment on the dress she was wearing in that photo and her weight ??? What a pig. Especially after we know what we now know. I didn’t realize, until today, when I came across an article, how extensive his cheating was. Thought he was just hanging out with some bitches at a bar. He was sending tons of skeevy messages left and right from a burner phone. Offering to pay girls for pictures. Then when they realized who he was, offered to pay them to shut up. Like holy dirty old man. Here’s the article if you wanted to take a look.

Leaked Text Messages Allegedly Expose Randall Emmett for Cheating as He Makes IG Private, Plus Lala Kent Reacts to Rumored Other Woman

Schwartz brings Katie breakfast in bed. Little ass kissing I see. He says he thinks she instigated last night.

Katie points out they’re married, and he says it’s a piece of paper?? wow he’s such a moron.

She took that better than expected. He tells her doesn’t think she should be involved, She took that really well also. Maybe she didn’t really want to be involved anyway. It would entail, like, doing something.

Apparently they had talked about opening a sandwich shop, before the Toms did another bar thing. So she’s pouting about that.

James is meeting up with a family friend, Peter, who is also sober. He says he’s struggling with getting annoyed at dumb shit. He tells him that he is smoking weed. Jame confesses he hasn’t been going to AA since he’s been smoking weed. Peter thinks she needs to stop and start going to meetings

‘Sobriety is best weed ever’ he says.

Lala is interacting with her baby for a change. I don’t think normal moms baby talk to their baby daughter how they like to walk around naked. But this is Lala. She’s not a “regular mom, she’s a cool mom” (Mean Girls)

Katie visits her and Lala yammers how he doesn’t have his back. Remember how these two LOATHED each other ??? Katie called her A LOT of slut names. A LOT. And harassed her about dating Randall when he was married, when she was still lying about it. Anyway, Katie is conceding to “not being part of the bar” is sort of shocking to me. I really do think she didn’t want to. Just wanted to harass Sandoval.

Everyone arrives at the Sandovals, minus Lala and Katie, for yet another drink making/tasting event. Is this like the 32^nd one of these? Raquel looks so cute. Think James not participating in another drinking event is good idea

Did Ariana get a boob job ? They seem bigger. Maybe not. May be the bra.

Scheana discloses to everyone about how Lala and Katie were bitching about Sandy at Pilates. I don’t know what the point of that was.

Lala nails this Sandoval impression, I think we can all agree. He is a funny person to imitate.

Lisa and Ken arrive at SUR for a drink. “Let’s go the Gawwwwden shall we ???? The English call an outdoor area a “garden.” Funny. I used to have a neighbor (not English) that called their yard the garden.

Weird scene with Charly with Lisa about how she’s vaccinated, and she lives close by and she’s so happy, and EVERYTHING is going GREAT.

James approaches Lisa and Ken to talk about his visit with his Dad’s friend Peter. This is feeling like a mundane episode.

Ariana is preparing for Brock’s birthday party, asking the Google Gods if she should make her own hole in the pinata ? Like what ??? She doesn’t know you like smack them to get the candy out??

Lala gets festive for the Mad Max party– she has been wearing like sweats and stuff a lot.

Brock and Scheana look cute as well, tryin hard to make this sound interesting , think I’m failing.

Katie confronts Scheana at the party about how she felt uncomfortable at Pilates that she and Lala were bitching about Sandoval. Could we be more petty? This is like so dumb.

Like these people are PUSHING 40. Sometimes ya just gotta shut up. Her mistake was reporting back to Sandoval. Whatever. This needs to be over. I need a snack.

Ariana seems like she is living her best life, and mostly staying out the drama.

Some new dude, friend of Brock’s, approaches Charly and gets a little too close and touches her waist. She tells him to take a hike. She handled it. He’s European he says. She’s whining Scheana didn’t say anything to him, even though she handled it and walked away.

Lala starts shit with Schwartz about Katie. Schwartz is bumbling and mumbling in true Schwartz manner. Lala is fake crying now over Katie. Who referred to her as a whore or slut multiple times.

The long awaited “I can’t hear you, because you have Sandoval’s dick in your mouth.” Schwartzy looks defeated.

So in the preview we see that Charly is completely BLOWING out of proportion the dude who touched her waist at the party. (WAIST – not breast or ass …) Should he have done it??? No. (God I sound like Meredith) But seemed like she handled the dude, he slinked away with his balls in his hands, so maybe she doesn’t need to get ‘mad at Scheana’ for not intervening. Losing brain cells here.

Honestly if one person has a situation handled, there’s no need to be ganged up on. Dude got the message. Is she desperate to have something to talk about since she ate a mussel three weeks ago ???

who all is missing Jax and Stassi ????