Eddie is feeling extremely on his high horse and full of himself, and pissed about the cushions blowing away, and is getting kind of stern and scary that the deck team needs to get THEIR SHIT TOGETHER so he can sit up in “the wheel house” doing his “1st Officer” or whatever thing and kissing Captain Lee’s ass to no end.
The 80’s party is in the planning stages. Love me an 80’s party ! Bring on the neon, big hair, crimped hair, synthesizer … (hey where was the music ?? did I miss it ?? what’s an 80’s party without some 80’s music???)
Captain is asking Heather about Jess. Heather says she needs to lift her spirits. I don’t know what is with this girl. I haven’t been able to put my finger on it yet. Mostly it seems to be that she’s just like boring and doesn’t move too fast and has no personality.
Did you ever notice that whatever territory theme dinner that Rachel is preparing, she has been there and it’s up her alley.??? and it usually is. It’s cool. I’m so girl crushing on Rachel.
Fraser talks about his last relationship ending badly. Awww so sad. He’s so sweet and cute. I hope he finds love again.
Jake said Wes and Jess (hey it rhymes – just realized!) should hook up, and that he has no game whatsoever (which Wes has already owned up to) Unlike you, Jake, who is engaged to someone supposedly, (but not really) and hitting on everyone on the boat, Wes is a little more bashful.
Jake talks about how he twerk shit. (Self explanatory so we won’t elaborate) for his girlfriend, who’s not really his girlfriend and he’s not monogamous with.
God help these guys – after the scolding about cushions going, the trampoline now goes flying.
Eddie’s gonna get all up on his soapbox again. So the wind ripped it from the rope ?
Sounds like no one is in trouble. Just God for providing the wind. Now Cap Lee should say Dammit God !!! Instead of his usual God dammit!!!
This little kid on board, he’s still not annoying.
This dude NEEDS to stay out of the sun. The 80’s theme fits because this baking in the sun and getting as tan as possible. (and I’m fair so it sort of – sucked) is what we did in the 80’s ya know, when we didn’t know better. Now we know. Hope he’s getting tested for skin cancer. Daily. Also his hair and swimming trunks are also kind of 80’s. He’s already ready for the party.
Rachel loves the 80’s!!! this chick is my soul sister!! Rachel – call me !!
So Jake is really into his 80’s Jane Fonda Aerobics outfit. Fraser calls him “effortlessly chic”
A glass blows over (in the wind ) and Jessica is oblivious and walks right into it.
This deck crew doesn’t seem to mind helping with dinner service. Since they’re not like doing anything else. It’s a huge headachy argument in past seasons usually, when they’re asked to help in the evenings when they’re literally not doing anything else. Because ya know ‘kitchen work’ is so beneath them.
At dinner service — there’s some tong drama- not thong drama. Heather is pissed Fraser and Rayna are bringing up food without tongs.
Crew is changing into their 80s attire – Heather is now pissed no one is answering her on the radio – well they’re busy putting on their outfits ! Like Chillax! Oh. My God. They TOTALLY FER SURE need to get their rad spandex on !!
Jake is feeling ‘festive’ I guess, and goes in for a kiss with Captain Lee – Oh no he DID NOT !!! Captain looks BEYOND disgusted and BEYOND PISSED OFF, and the death stare keeps on a goin !!
80’s party wraps up and good time was had by all (except Captain after Jake tried to make out with him ) and the guests turn in super early.
Now hardcore bitching, as opposed to the light bitching ensues, about Jess not pulling her weight and making more work for all by not completing her tasks.
Jess and Rayna are bitching about Heather and claim that she is soooo rude. Guys I would hate to see them working under kate chastain. Honestly Heather isn’t that bad. So she bitched no one took the initiative to locate and wash the fucking tongs. So they seriously brought platters of food to the table with no way to serve it ???? cry babies !!! They need something to CRY ABOUT !! They need kate ridiculing and torchering them until they’re ready to drown themselves, if they seriously think Heather is bad !! My advice to these two, and Fraser, watch some past Below Deck episodes with this dictator tyrant as your chief stew!!!!
Rachel KILLS THESE MEALS !! LOVE HER – LOVE HER SENSE OF HUMOR.
I do think Jess is in her like own little world for sure.
Guests exit – I would say this charter was an EPIC SUCCESS !!! No one bitching about anything!
No guests screaming at each other.
I like how these guests mixed it up, with the cash in the chest and not in a big envelope.
‘25 LARGE.’ VERY LARGE. I would have hoped they paid the piper for this charter! It was so totally BITCHEN !! (okay done with 80’s slang now – sorry couldn’t resist)
Heather and Fraser are bitching about Jess more. And then some more.
Wes is under pressure to move in on Jess. Maybe it’ll liven her up somewhat.
Think Jake sorta enjoys the dudes more than he enjoys the ladies. NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
His l sort of gives me Leo in Titanic vibes. He flirts with Heather at dinner.
Rayna is getting pissed.
Wes and Jess are having yummm dessert drinks. Love dessert drinks. It’s like the best of BOTH WORLDS.
Fraser confesses an attraction to Jake who is literally walking around completely naked.
Rayna doesn’t seem to have an issue with him making out with Fraser, but flirting with Heather, well that’s just crossing the damned line !!!
Jake, still naked, and appears to be playing with himself. Fraser and Jake skinny dip. Is it still skinny dipping if only one dipper is totally naked? Dude they’re so drunk.
Rayna dares Jake and Fraser to kiss – so they do. They totally do.
Jake says he’s ‘sexually comfortable’ and not bisexual. But Fraser is gay, so this seems unfair to him. We’ll see how this goes. Rachel says the whole crew are goin for a mustache ride !! I might agree.
Eddie damn near burns the boat down with the blow torch tryin to light a cigarette. Hair catches on fire briefly. Burning hair does have a distinct smell all it’s own. I know because I may have leaned over a candle one time. It’s like those old wood burning kits. ( VERY OLD ) or getting lasik. All same smell.
Jake is trashed AF. Still trashed in the am. Is he not remembering this shit ?
I thought captain would address the kiss that Jake planted on him. And tell him THAT will never happen again. I think Jake likes dudes more than girls. Didn’t he gave Eddie a lap dance in like Ep 1 ???? Maybe he should just come out. Think he and Fraser would make a cute couple.
Fraser nor Jake remember anything in the morning. Fras says he’s worried that Jake “thinks” he is into him? He is into him.
This Dude is such a fucking player.
Looks like more trouble for Jess next week. Is she gonna make it to til the end ???
