Wendy hopefully is feeling kind of silly about this whole poster board text message which proves nothing, she kept cutting Robyn who was trying to explain that she wasn’t aware they were discussing “this rumor” she thought it was a different rumor, not that rumor, she didn’t know it was the same rumor… Oh my God — Who’s on First ??? – stop saying RUMOR !!!!
Wendy is so agitated over this. I feel like if there is no substance, no truth, would she THIS upset? I gotta say, Eddie does not seem AT ALL fazed.
Wendy came with “receipts” that prove absolutely nothing. She now has phone records that show some conversation about this ‘rumor’ nine months ago, was for sixty seconds. Wendy is coming unglued over this too. She’s calling Gizelle a Li – arrrr. (not a regular liar) I watched this scene twice and I still do not get it what the hell they’re fussing about, or what her stupid paper shows, “because she’s married to an attorney.” So she has a meaningless document in her hand. Got it.
All of the crying “my kids, my kids are hurt, my kids are hearing this my kids are affected…”
Do you know what ladies – you are on this Reality show BY CHOICE. You are paid money to be on this show and in the public eye, and risk all of that goes along with it, like these embarrassing comments getting back to your kids. If you’re so concerned, get off the damned show !! So there. Done with that, they sound ridiculous. Stop dragging your kids into it.
Andy addresses the shit Juan was saying to Robyn about being unmotivated/depressed. Andy asks if they are still planning on getting married. Why is everyone harassing her?? yes I love her answer – pretty much fuck off. If they’re living together and committed (hopefully he’s behaving better ) then who cares about a stupid big showy wedding. It’s a little ridiculous for these two to have a huge wedding getting remarried to each other. A small wedding, or a visit to the courthouse, and a dinner afterward. Honestly. Do we really NEED to see a big showy affair for a couple in their forties marrying each other again ?? WE DO NOT. I DO NOT.
For conceiving a girl, missionary position is best. Girl on top for a boy. Read that in an actual BOOK, when we got info from a book (not online) many years ago when I wanted to have a girl. Also not having sex every day when you’re trying. Like every other day, or two days. I forget why – something with the male and female sperm. Also tidbit for those who may not know – older dudes tend to produce boys – case in point – Ashley has two sons. I forget why that is too. (I won’t be offended if you “google it…”)
Michael is not present – not really any type of shock. Nor is Juan. Also not a shock. I guess that helps with Gizelle feeling bad about herself. I could TOTALLY SEE zenwen having something snarky to say. Because here we are in 2021 – 21 dang years into the 21st fucking century, and she needs to elude constantly, that women need a man to feel validated, and to be normal. Not much of a modern woman with a PhD. Sounds like a PhDumbass.
She should stop plugging candles, and read a fucking book of how women are no longer property, and are not required to be married to be a part of society.
G has enjoyed the housewife experience, for sure. That Ashley vs Gordon argument was honestly ridiculous. She went off because when he made a joke about her head bobbin around on the bus. She got her panties all in a bunch over that for whatever reason.
Andy points out that Michael said he wants to suck Juan’s dick. she gets all dramatic and says “lets rewind”
Andy loves to utter that sentence. He says he’ll never forget it. We know. He brings it up. A lot.
They talk about Gordon and the tongue wagging and what not. The tongue thing was a little – gross.
The comment on the bus was overblown. Gordon sincerely apologizes to Ashley, instead of getting all defensive and dissecting the whole convo – he just apologizes. That’s what people need to do, even if you don’t feel you NEED to apologize, just do it. It’s just a word. Just say it. Also don’t retract it later. (that’s a personal experience) Also don’t say later “I was just playing you” (erika girardi)
Robyn is asked and is forced to defend why Juan is “not around”
Wendy says – “Eddie took off of work to be here…” Zenwen – dear PhD zenwen with your globes on full display like two big rocks glued to your chest. I think it’s different for a lawyer, who manages his own schedule, to take some vaca days, than a basketball coach, who does NOT manage his own schedule. Also why does she care ? Maybe he doesn’t want to be around with cameras all up in his face. News for Wendy, Eddie looks like he cannot stand to be in your presence. There. I said it. Tonight he is looking so embarrassed as she SCREAMS – SCREAMS “He tossed your salad” “He tossed your salad” 16 times. Why is she chiming in anyway ?? why does she care if Juan is around ? Does she like him ? Does she want to suck his dick too ??? Why is it SUCH A THING ??
The show is about the ladies – the HOUSEWIVES. It’s not real HouseHusbands. I’d be perfectly fine if none of them were on the show, ever. This Eddie dude walks on water, according to Wendy. She seems to me to be very subservient to him. Is that just me ?
She should laugh this eye contact shit off as funny. I know I would. Eddie just sitting there like the cat that swallowed the canary. It is my opinion that she is making a complete fool out of herself with the tossed salad thing, the poster board and the phone receipt. She sounds like an idiot, not a 36 YO mom of three with a PhD. Honestly.
It’s also my opinion she needs to get off of this show and move on with her life, not in the public eye.
I tried to like her. I did. She is just. So . Freaking. Unlikable.
Chris defends his gig as Candiace’s manager by calling himself a glorified secretary. I think that is what I said in a previous blog post. That he’s handling details and errands etc. Not “managing” this music career or whatever. Candiace’s mom will not apologize. That personality type does NOT apologize. (she called during the reunion which is weird)
Chris brings up a good point. – how is it different with Chris backing and helping Candiace than Ray backing and helping Karen.
Now they’re trying to make Chris sound like a piece of trailer trash Candiace pulled off the street. Does sound like a double standard.
Andy asks if Karen’s vow renewal/wedding was to rub Robyn’s nose in the fact that she is married and Robyn is not ? Again, ladies, not to beat a dead horse, but is this 19 fucking 50 ???? I know the show is called “housewives” and all, but it’s a loosely based term.
Whats with Nicki Minaj being on the show and asking questions now ?? sounds like she is playin hardball !!
Comin after Ashley for bringing up the Eddie “rumor” thing to Wendy, then takin takin her milk and takin off!
Where the hell was this broad during the Beverly Hills Reunion, Andy ????
