The gals are headed to Vegas to whoop it up!
It’s Jenn’ turn to plan a trip so naturally that’s where she would take them.
I was kind of surprised that she was casually bragging about how her and Ryan being regulars in Vegas.
It’s all kind of blown over at this point. That was all like, sooooo two seasons ago, (I still wonder where this man with no job or career gets his money) but does she really want to bring attention to it?
I thought it was funny when Shannon yelled “Is RYAN going???” That was probably meant to be a little shady, but funny.
Didn’t Ryan get himself in A LOT of trouble there? Yeah JENN, I bet he has ‘connections!’
As in some sort of illegal gambling ring? A bunch of his friends got in trouble, then Ryan ratted them out for immunity? Allegedly of course.
I thought he was even banned from the casinos!!
Jenn, just don’t show the girls too good of a time! Maybe you shouldn’t introduce them to your ‘connections.’ They’re probably criminals. Wow. She’s so fucking clueless, she’s happy.
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Heather’s schtick this season seems to be that she’s so depressed that she doesn’t have a good buddy in the group.
She thinks she should’ve been invited with Gina and Emily to Paris in January for Emily’s 50th birthday celly. No Heather, you would have totally changed the vibe and not for the better.
Maybe you don’t have a bestie in the group because you never wanted to any of these ladies as your friends. You know, because you’re a pretentious snob.
Gina, Heather and Carmella are luncheoning.
We’re getting into the actual NERVE of Carmella hiring Jenn in an assistant role, to help her with a project/flip/development. Whatever she may feel like calling it on that particular day.
I know it’s probably for-TV but I’m going to complain anyway.
To me, it would be obvious that Carmella is hiring her to assist her and possibly ‘teaching her the ropes’ to see if it’s something she thinks she could do (which I doubt but I’m rooting for her.)
Imgine that. Women supporting and helping women.
As opposed to Gina and Emily, mostly Emily, just anilhated her over her money problems.
Anyway, they ripped Jenn arpart and ridiculed her to no end because of her low earning power.
Does she even have the yoga studio anymore? I heard there was drama with that – she and her ‘partners’ couldn’t pay the rent. Seems to be a trend.
Gina can sit right down with her eye rolls. She and Travis were role playing her first year in playing Realtor. He was acting like the customer, and she didn’t even know the sales price of the house. Gina is furthers from the sharpest tool in the shed.
They have Gina and Tamra chiming in, in their yaps, because they’re Real Estate experts you know (that was sarcasm) that Jenn doesn’t have a Real Estate license nor ‘capital’ to invest in flipping (aka developing) houses.
AGAIN you dumb bitches she is JUST SHOWING HER WHAT SHE DOES AND HAVING JENN ASSIST HER, and paying her a small percentage. I feel like I’m in the twilight zone.
I wish Carmella would word it like that that to shut these dumb bitches up. And why do they care so much anyway? Thought they were SO MAD when she was doing nothing and couldn’t pay her rent. Now they’re scowling in annoyance that she might have a job.
The sketchy lying cheating POS boyfriend of Carmella’s is a general contractor, and they can’t ‘work together’ because they fight too much. Why does that not even surprise me at all? I wonder why that is, because Carmella seems pretty easy going. Oh I know. Because he’s fucking little prick that’s impossible to communicate with like a normal person. I could just tell by looking at his face when he was briefly on camera in an earlier episode. I could totally that he sucks.
Shannon was talking too much on Carmella’s behalf at dinner. OMG who cares.
Gina and Emily are supposedly ‘arguing. OMG who cares.
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Emily is reorganizing and redecorating her kids’ rooms because the boys are fighting too much. OMG who cares.
Annabelle acts like a spoiled brat.
I was wondering if Shane was still working as an attorney, and I think I got my answer when Emily tells their decorator he never leaves the house. That’s smart Emily. Leave town with your homebody husband home alone with the gorgeous decorator.
Could be ‘working from home?’ Not sure what kind of attorney he is, but I didn’t think many attorneys cold exclusively work from home.
Housewives never share anything that makes them look bad. Like what a hypocrite it makes Emily if Shane has no job and they COULD be living off of his parents.
She HATES it when people aren’t self-sufficient. Other people though. Not her.
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So how lucky are we to get graced with a scene with the infamous lying cheating Carmella’s boyfriend.
He comes off like such a little weasel. He asks her if the girls are asking about him. Of course he would ask that. He’s so sorry she has to ‘deal with that.’ No he’s not.
(Danny sorry have to deal 14 min)
Is his name Danny too? Another whiny little twerp name Danny? (The Valley.)
I can’t stand his voice. He sounds like a nerdy doofus when he talks. Or squeaks. Or whatever it is he does.
Guys, he’s been trying SO HARD to not cheat on her. Can she NOT see that??
She said she keeps catching him in random lies. Why are cheaters/narcissist POS men always compulsive liars??
Why am I asking that? I know the answer. I forgot that I know everything.
They’re compulsive liars because establishing control is part of this fucked up personality disorder. When people believe their idiotic random lies, that means they ‘win.’
AKA they have ‘control over you.’ Because you bought the lie.
Such a sad, sad pathetic existence, right?
Why is she with him?? Surely she can do better than this squeaky little freak?
She brags that she doesn’t need him for money (or maybe she didn’t say that) he’s not the father of her kids, he cheated on her and lies nonstop, but this is your guy? No, it’s not Carmella. It’s really not.
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No offense Heather’s mom, but I feel like I’ve had enough of you. The last thing the show needs is two Heathers.
She’s mildly entertaining, but it seems like she’s really trying to be.
Stop trying to make Heather’s mom happen, Bravo.
While her story about being told she couldn’t attend medical school because she was too pretty, and she would “take a boy’s place” sounds completely over the top, you have to remember given her age this was probably in late 50’s-early 60’s. I can totally believe she was told that.
Heather gets annoyed and rolls her eyes at every single thing she says. I guess she can’t handle being around someone that acts exactly like her.
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On the way to Vegas. Now Emily has a bum knee from falling off of an e-bike right after she got done screaming at Shane. She said ‘mad at Shane’ but do the math. Did he deserve it? Possibly. He does have a mouth on him too. Emily is just louder and righter.
She better watch herself.
I will die on the hill that he only stays with her because his mom threatened to disinherit him if he got divorced again. I always laugh when Emily says (although she hasn’t said it for a while) how they ‘did the work’ when they were having problems several years ago. No Emily, you did no ‘work.’ You guys want your greedy mits on that money and your provider threatened to take it away. Stop being such a fucking liar.
Tamra’s face lift or whatever it is that she got done, I notice it looks fine when her expression is just neutral, but when she tries to smile, it looks really weird. Does she look kind of like The Joker? I noticed the same with Denise Richards after she got hers. She was getting photographed smiling away on the carpet at some event, and you could tell she thought she looked amazing, but the pictures looked really weird for some reason with this alien-like look.
I see Carmella is like me with flying. Total anxiety before boarding a plane. However what kind of flight are we talking here from So Cal to Vegas? Like twenty minutes?
And NO we do NOT want to look out the window Emily. Does that make it better? Sure looking at how you’re just hanging in the air, makes it SO much better. She’s such a clueless dick.
Jenn’s plan is to have them do a ‘dress like a Showgirl’ experience.
I am SO GLAD that Emily is skinny for his, believe you me, there WOULD be a meltdown!! She would be SO mad at Jenn, who of course planned this JUST to embarrass her.
I was wondering when it was going to come up about Jenn and Ryan not getting married yet. I’m surprised it took so long. And it blew over quickly without her being on the spot too much about their relationship.
Carmella tells her she thinks she should pause that idea because it’s a lot of pressure.
Seems like they HAVE paused it Carmella, given he proposed like two years ago, at least, and they’re not even discussing getting married.
So they’re getting all glammed and costumed up. I don’t know if I would want to wear these random g-strings, aka thongs, not knowing if they’re washed or not. Euw.
I think Jenn wanted to do this just to show off her body.
I feel like Vicki should not even be doing this. She’s going to really jack that knee up. Trying to dance in high heels when she’s already a klutz? I think she’s afraid of opting out because of this ‘Debbie Downer’ thing.
What IS this bit going around about annoyance over Emily and Gina always rooming together on trips? How stupid.
Apparently this really is a thing about Gina and Emily being best buds. I mean REALLY, Bravo. This is extra dumb.
Tamra’s trying to get Vicki to stop hating on Carmella. Good luck with that. She wants to discuss someone else’s family dynamics instead of her own.
Gina and Emily chat in their forbidden shared room. Gina lets her know she’s pissed she told Carmella that she was SO MAD about his fucking purse.
I CANNOT with this anymore. Aren’t they feeling silly at this point??
Well you all can relax.
They made up from their pretend argument where she told Emily the 4k purse and vibrator were weird gifts, knowing she would tell Carmella to get the whole thing started, and they would get into a fake fight about it.
Shannon thinks her room has high EMF’s (electric magnetic fields) and wants to switch with Heather, who declines.
Gina is using the famous/infamous purse on their night out.
Dior should name this style ‘The Carmella.’ Like for real.
I hate to call Emily ‘nice’ but it was nice of her to use it on the trip. It seemed to make Carmella’s day. I wonder if the vibrator is included.
Gina’s gotta stop with the hot water and lemon when she’s out. I know she doesn’t drink, and I know that’s supposed to be good for you, but there are SO many other options. That’s something you can easily make when you’re home. We don’t need to get that when we’re out. I sometimes make it but it’s literally so disgusting. Bartenders I am sure think it’s weird, and are probably spitting in it.
Shannon who got scolded by Gina for speaking on Carmella’s behalf, addresses that she did this because she felt bad for her and thought she needed someone in her corner.
It’s not a big deal at all, but here we are. Gina apologizes.
Gina actually does get that right. When the ladies bring her a grievance, she just says ‘sorry’ and appears to mean it.
Even if you’re not THAT sorry, like just say it. It’s just a word. SAYING it out loud shows that you understand how that person is feeling. That’s it. I don’t know what’s so fucking hard about it for some people.
Now Gina brings up her pretend issue with Heather’s pretend issue with she and Emily being besties. Others agree that it bothers them too.
You know I sort of half watched this Thursday. I found that I kept getting up and doing things during commercials and not really rushing back to the TV when they were over.
And watching it for real, now I know why. This was a very ridiculous episode. Absolutely asinine in every fucking way.
It’s not that Heather is micromanaging. It’s that she’s jealous. Or pretending to be jealous.
Heather apologizes, but doesn’t sound at all like she means it. That’s the thing with saying you’re sorry in the interest of moving on. You have to SOUND like you kind of mean it.
Thought Heather was an actress.
Shannon bitches about the neuro-whatever-the-hell in her room and Heather shutting her down about switching
My. God. This way too much stupidity for one hour. Or 45 minutes. Whatever it was, it seemed like an eternity.
