Ciara – still just so very cringy every time she opens her mouth. I don’t know why Andy let her go on so long with these stupid text messages between her an Amanda. They’re so embarrassing for her.
Wquickly got the gist of it. Amanda was lying her ass off, and Ciara was interrogating her as if Worst was her husband, not a guy she dated three years ago that she obsesses over.
I like how she keeps calling him “MY ex.” Yes, exactly, Ciara, your EX. An ex that was a short term fling. And love how she puts emphasis on the ‘MY’ instead of the ‘ex.’
It’s not Worst’s fault you got way more attached than he did. When he saw what was happening, he tried to end it and you went off the deep end, and continue to do so three years later.
Is this Borderline PD, or something deeper? Or just no self-awareness or what the fuck is going on here?
Amanda interrupts this texting string that Andy should not have encouraged Ciara to keep reading, to admit she should’ve just came clean and not denied what was going on.
We can’t go back in time, and there’s nothing we can do to make Worst like you. He doesn’t like you.
It’s not Amanda’s fault he doesn’t like you. If he wasn’t with Amanda, he’d be with somebody else that’s not you. Why is this so complicated for her? And she’d be equally as pissed.
Does all of this sound harsh? She needs harsh!
Ciara barks that Amanda should’ve removed herself from being involved with Worst, if she knew it would upset her.
Okayyyy Ciara, I’ll say it again. This man doesn’t like you. I seriously hate to keep harping on that cause I know it sounds bitchy but…??
Amanda points out this isn’t that unusual of a situation. Lindsay yells “in high schoooooool!”
Where is she been for the past 20 years? This is actually happens in adulthood a lot.
I mean, just ask my wanna-be frat boy ex-husband who was in his 40s, and juggling three women. And one he met while working.
Lindsay just shut up. I don’t understand why she thinks she has so much skin in this game, when she actually has none.
Bailey and Mia mutter to each other how Worst isn’t saying. I agree he could’ve intervened here, and said something on Amanda’s behalf.
I was kind of hoping he would find the words to nicely tell Ciara that he kept trying so hard to put her off, but he didn’t want to be rude. She is so unhinged.
She accuses them of destroying “the whole equilibrium in the house.” Guess it was super fine when you were all over Jesse when he was dating Lexi, which actually caused a lot of turmoil.
Maybe not to this caliber, but still.
Bless your heart. You know you’re not concerned about the ‘equilibrium of the house.’ I can’t with this girl.
It’s hard to be on her side because her arguments and comments are so idiotic.
For whatever fucking reason, Andy asks her what her are for ‘intentions’ are the reunion. So sick of him asking that. Nothing ever gets resolved at these reunions. He knows that.
I get it that he’s encouraging her for ratings, but it’s honestly so unhealthy to let her believe this was really about her, and that she was wronged, other than Amanda not being honest.
She had no answer. She doesn’t want a resolution. And what would a ‘resolution’ in her eyes be exactly? Accepting their apology and finally fucking moving along with her life and stop obsessing over this fucking twerp?? Yeah fat chance.
She wants to sit here and be the victim and the bully at the same time.
She tries to make a joke that she fails to pull off, because she’s so fucking dry and has no sense of humor whatsoever, that she wants to discuss details (why does she need ‘details? Obsess much?)
She wants to “put them in the ground and cover them with dirt” which is just a disturbing thing to say.
I think it was an expression she was trying to use, when you want to bury something (not someBODY) and cover it with dirt to put it behind you, but she fucked it up, and it came out sounding like she wants to literally murder them. Andy you should’ve known better. Surely he sees she’s a few bricks short.
The others look at her and disbelief. Perhaps they should consider not encouraging her. Jesus Christ. This isn’t that fucking deep. And the shit she’s saying is fucking off kilter.
You ask a stupid person a stupid question, you’re going to get a REALLY stupid answer.
Thank God, we’re changing the subject to the fun they had at the house because you know ‘summer should be fun!’
Worst seems to be relieved and starts to laugh and try to engage with the group, although everyone is pretty much ignoring him, as Amanda blankly stares at the floor. Fucking douche lord can’t even hold her fucking hand, or reassure her or anything. Literally what a fucking LOSER.
Levi joins and gets stuck with only five minutes on the couch since she didn’t really participate in any drama nor hook up with anybody. How dare she act like a normal person and not throw herself at any of these morons?
Mia announces that she did break up with Scott after the summer was over which she alluded to that in her yap. I’m sure Ciara was happy about that.
Ben gets asked if he knew that Bailey was kind of into him in the very beginning of the season.
Of course things go completely left after that, but I think it was a much needed thing to say.
Ben is not this fun, jovial, sweet guy he pretends to be. In addition to talking down to Bailey and Amanda, he also was pissy with Sabrina in their room because she wasn’t getting ready fast enough for him.
Bailey rips him a new asshole about how he talks to women and looks like “he wants to make out with Kyle” when HE fucks up, which was funny and 100% accurate.
The way he hugged Kyle that night, he and Amanda were fighting, I was like, is this another bravo lab dude that’s in the closet??
Ben looks genuinely stunned, seems to not have a defense, and it’s really really funny. I love it a lot.
He doesn’t know what to say, except to express that Sabrina ‘had Bailey’s back.’ WTF is he talking about? She said nothing rude about Sabrina whatsoever. Her choice in men can use some work but she wasn’t dissing Sabrina.
He just glazes over this, didn’t really even address it, and nonchalantly goes back to answering the question about the joke.
What a fucking moron. Say something for yourself, dude. Andy, hello are you awake here? Do your fucking job.
Bailey also points out how he was clearly dating Sabrina the entire time of filming. He just needed to tell production he was single to be cast on the show.
Bailey and Carl’s romance never got off the ground because Carl is not into girls.
Lindsey keeps getting digs in, as Carl makes a lot of excuses for why he didn’t want to date Bailey. I feel like she suspects he’s gay as well.
She should talk to him privately and tell him it’s okay.
He tries to make their age difference an excuse, as Bailey says she’s 31 and Carl was like “and I’m FORTY-one!” Like in what realm of reality are you in that a ten year age difference with the man being older, is a deal breaker.
Jesus just say you don’t like her. Just say you’re gay.
KJ shares that he had tried to hurt himself. That’s really sad. He’s such a sweet guy.
I think he and Dara recently broke up. I suspect it’s because she didn’t get cast on the show, which pisses me off because I was worried that’s why she was with him, but I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt.
What the hell is Andy on that he asked Ciara ‘what happened’ that she went from being completely done with Worst, and that conversation at the dock.
She was literally flirting and interacting with him the entire time.
She made ONE pissy comment about wearing her sunglasses. Other than that she was all over him. One night she chased around the house to come eat her ‘buffalo chicken dip.’
And remember when he planned a farm-themed party, and the animals? She was like all giddy and weird that he had animals ‘just for her?’ When she asked him he was like ‘uhhh sure.’
That was so pathetic.
So I still don’t fully understand why that conversation was needed at the dock. All it did was put in her head that they were now ‘best friends’ and she could follow him around like a lost puppy.
Which she was already doing, but it got worse after that conversation.
Literally never heard anyone refer to kissing as ‘ear stuff.’ They clearly kissed on the lips. You could tell he wasn’t really into it, and pulled away as quickly as he could but stop lying. Jesus.
Why does Ciara think that Worst was getting some sort of ‘revenge’ on her?
I don’t think he hates her. He just isn’t dating her or attracted to her.
As they replay some scenes, I agree that he said some concerning and confusing things. I do think he did that to please the audience, sadly and of course that’s disgusting.
I’m not a Worst fan whatsoever, I’m just saying Ciara is a bit of a psycho stalker.
Amanda looks completely pissed off, which proves the theory everybody has, that they were already together, otherwise why would this be irritating?
(Amanda pisse
As we wrap up Part 1 finally, Worst actually says more than two words.
They roll clips of him saying the ‘she’s so dreamy’ and ‘it was magic’ crap about Ciara, and that there is an attraction, however he’s not acting on it (guys – the dude has learned his lesson!)
Ciara looking so fucking DESPERATE and pick-me as she repeats and questions these meaningless comments he was spewing out.
Girl guess what? Boys fucking lie (BOYS not men!) She already even knows this dude is capable of doing sketchy shit. Like is she okay?
He said what he needed to say most likely for the audience, not caring how confusing it would be if it got back to her, or when she watched the show.
He does not give a fuck. Is she slow or something?
I will repeat, it is great for the universe that she quit/got fired from her nursing career to become a Bravoleb. There is NO ONE home upstairs, I don’t think lights are even on. She FER SURE would’ve killed someone.
Can you all even fathom if she was crushing on a doctor at work, and aggressively flirting like she does, and giddy with pervo comments about her body, like she typically is, but he didn’t want to date her? And then went for another nurse?
Psycho bitch would be coming unglued at work, rage texting and not paying any attention to her job, and would’ve legit over medicated someone. No question, this is what would have happened.
So back to Worst, his response, as Mia asks him if he seriously meant all of that, is his usual monologue of lies (as he’s reassuring that he’s not lying, which means he is) tries to convince us that he really does respect her, and thinks their relationship THREE YEARS AGO, was great, HOWEVER he was just not boyfriend material, couldn’t give her what she needed, etc etc.
Typical excuses people use when they’re legit just not into you, and don’t want to tell you that, which is a concept Ciara can’t seem to comprehend. It wasn’t personal. He didn’t like her like that. At this point, how can she be THAT mad about it? Isn’t she glad?
He goes on to say they had a dinner directly after filming ended, which was smart of him, but she hears what she wants to hear.
Sounds like he tried to get ahead of her being a psycho and chasing after him, by telling her point blank they weren’t going to be dating again.
It’s funny how he refers to that conversation as being ‘proactive.’ Yet, she still doesn’t get the message of her stalker-like vibes.
The definition of proactive is getting ahead of a problem FFS.
Andy asks for elaboration on what steps were being taken to be ‘proactive’ and he says, ‘well not fucking her.’ I paraphrased.
Miss Desperate Desperado’s response is to point out the were “sending flirty texts” and she “slept over.”
He says it was one sleep over. She corrects him that it was twice. Lindsay interrupted her the first time, and she couldn’t just let it go. She’s so goddamned dumb, she says it again.
So I don’t get why the sleeping over, which she seems entirely too anxious to share, she doesn’t see makes her look pathetic.
She cannot read a room to save her life. It totally tells the audience that she probably wouldn’t leave, so he was stuck asking her if she wanted to sleep on the couch.
He was probably in the bathroom texting Amanda “she won’t leave!!”
Amanda looks completely agitated and PISSED as the sleep over talk continues. It’s clear they argued about it at the time and she’s still bothered.
That’s another blaring signal that they were in a relationship long before January or Feb, or whatever the hell they’re trying to say.
Worst continues to stutter and stammer more word vomit, basically repeating that he doesn’t want Ciara as a girlfriend.
This is brutal. Again oblivious Ciara doesn’t see all of this as offensive. She just wants to keep defending and victimizing herself instead of realizing less is more.
Lindsay pipes in telling Worst how good he is at lying and being smooth, (I don’t think he is) as he was claiming that he tried really hard to just keep Ciara as a friend only. He admits he made mistakes during filming that appeared otherwise, and he allegedly regrets it.
She continues to rip him a new asshole and he continues to do his typical stoic face, like a fucking serial killer, as he takes it in. Or doesn’t take it in. Who knows. You sure as hell can’t tell by his expression.
Okay so this is the end, I’ve only been working on this fucking recap for like a week and a half.
Ciara again provides comedic relief that she doesn’t know she’s providing, since she has NO self-awareness whatsoever, and comments how Amanda is a good partner for him because he needs someone he can walk all over and will take his shit.
Worst does a weird almost nodding his head. I’m starting to think that there’s something really really sinister about this kid. Like for real.
Where do you start with Ciara having no idea she’s also a doormat?
Project much?? Like these dudes on here have walked all over her time and time again?
Why does she think she’s such a bad ass? She’s literally NOT.
Not to mention she’s being WAY too extra, and crossing over into bullying territory. Bullies are not badasses. Bullies are weak. Kyle even has to tell her she’s being too harsh. Saying ‘fuck’ 357 times in an hour doesn’t make you a badass.
She doesn’t care. She is a woman scorned because she was in a pretend relationship with her pretend boyfriend for the past three years.
