Kelli complains to her mom and grandmother that her new restaurant already is not doing well.
Her ex is doing that thing that the all the Housewife narc ex’s do, where they refuse to allow their kids to be on the show, for no other reason than to be a ginormous pain in the asshole.
They don’t give a fuck if their kids are on the show or not since this type of man generally gives zero fucks about their kids.
I can imagine them feeling so pleased with themselves when they do this.
Kelli claims she’s dating some ‘Jarvis’ dude (name changed to protect the guilty.)
So is this the married guy?
I can’t listen to Porsha. I can’t afford to lose brain cells.
What in the hell is she even talking about?
A Mariachi band, and some chick? I don’t know.
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Shamea is still on her surrogacy journey. I loved Gerald as a House Husband last season. Thought he seemed sweet and actually NORMAL.
I know. I couldn’t believe it either. Now this season he’s coming off kind of cranky and standoffish.
He’s also being a little camera shy I see. He refused to appear with Shamea at the surrogacy consultation.
So the whole dilemma is that they want a boy, and there is only one male embryo left, and if this one doesn’t ‘take’ they’re out of options for a biological child. Or maybe just a boy. Are there more girl embryos? Not sure.
I don’t recall what Shamea said her issues where as to why she can’t get pregnant and carry.
They have a new surrogate now, and are ready to transplant the embryo. I’m surprised they even want to do this again given all of the health problems their younger daughter has due to this type of conception.
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I feel like Porsha is going for some sort of ‘shock’ value by dating a woman. She’s like a toddler. She doesn’t care what kind of attention she gets, positive or negative, just so she gets it. Not that there’s anything wrong with her dating a woman, it just doesn’t seem genuine.
So she’s simultaneously dating a dude that wants her to have a baby with him stat, and a woman.
You can totally tell Porsha has no romantic interest in this woman. She gets uncomfortable and puts on this ridiculous coy act when she started giving her that ‘look.’ You know, that LOOK.
Sway asks Porsha if she sees herself in a relationship with a woman.
She absolutely does NOT and sidesteps the question.
Not to be graphic, but Porsha likes dick. I think it sucks that she’s wasting this woman’s time.
Just like some of the guys on the other shows, (Southern Charm, Summer House) that I think prefer guys, it’s FINE, I don’t care and most of the fans probably don’t either, but it’s annoying that they keep wasting women’s time.
Hopefully this is all for show on Sway’s side too, and she knows not to take Porsha seriously.
Porsha reassures Sway that she isn’t wasting her time, and this isn’t just some fling to see if she likes girls or not.
She literally just stated exactly what she’s doing. She’s such a moron. Morons tell on themselves. Every single time.
It’s sad because this chick seems like she’s seriously into Porsha and Porsha’s just fucking with her.
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So Phaedra is one of these reiki things? In addition to being a mortician, and a lawyer, and a Housewife of course.
She’s hosting a reiki event. And of course we know this will be very zen and calm the entire time.
Guess who arrives dressed like a prostitute?
We need to add flute player to Phaedra’s resume. Didn’t know that.
So K. Michelle is saying that Porsha is also banging her ex?
This woman seems to have a LOT of time on her hands.
Not a sound bath. Please NOT a sound bath. Those never go well on Housewives.
Porsha attends events for the free food. God forbid she doesn’t show up and get fed immediately.
For the moment the environment is zen. FOR THE MOMENT. That is going to change.
They sit down to dinner and K. Michelle immediately claims “I come in peace.” Which of course means she doesn’t.
Is that in a movie?
Oh, Toy Story. That seems fitting.
She thinks Phardra, Porsha and Drew have been trying to gather information about her.
Please just don’t say ‘deep dive.’
She seems especially pissed at Porsha. She’s still harping on the miscarriage comment and mad she was doing whatever with her ex.
I really don’t get the big deal about this.
Porsha is a literal skank and a slut whose banged half of the guys in Atlanta, so of course when she meets a new ‘friend’ there’s more than likely going to be some dudes in common.
Porsha’s playing dumb which she’s really good at.
I don’t get if K. Michelle is married to someone else at this time what the big fucking deal is. She’s just trying to have a ‘thing.’ She starts arguing with Drew. Not sure what the yodeling is all about.
Kelli makes commentary to Porsha similar to my thoughts, and that’s not going over well.
I think it’s time she just owns that she’s the town trollop.
I don’t think Kelli even cares that we know about this ‘married man’ that she totally did have relations with.
What the hell does Kelli care? She’s not the married one.
Porsha should know this game by now. The more she harps on it without disclosing who it is, the less the viewers are going to give a fuck.
From what I’ve seen, women as a whole don’t seem to give a fuck about relationships, marriages commitments, legal documents and families.
These bitches are all out for themselves and getting a dick put in one of their holes.
Doesn’t even matter which. Any hole will do.
