So we ended last week with Britani doing the walk-off.
Side note: This cannot be her real name. Literally have never knew one single Brittany in my age range.
She got mad about the antisemitic accusation by Meredith over some stupidfree manicure drama by a Jew-hating nail tech.
How would she know? This is not normally a question you would ask someone doing your nails.
Meredith obviously wants the heat off of herself. And let’s see if she gets around to answering whether or not she was drunk on the plane.
I don’t think Meredith is getting the reaction she had hoped for from Andy, being Jewish.
She continues to defend her accusation to him, and he’s like “ya know maybe she just doesn’t like you, and you also don’t like her.”
I’m sure her dislike for her has nothing to do with being Jewish, and the nail guy sounds like it was a misunderstanding. If anyone’s playing the victim here, it’s Meredith.
So now with Britani in her dressing room hyperventilating, Andy focuses on Merdith again and what transpired on the plane.
Still didn’t re-raise the question about her alcohol consumption.
They play the flash of Mary trying to explain to her how disturbing the plane behavior was, and correcting her that it was only a fifteen minute tirade.
Andy questions Meredith as to what she took away from this conversation and she claims she “didn’t understand it, really.”
What in the fuuuuuck is the matter with this woman??
To be fair, I know Mary frequently makes no sense, such as during her ‘sermons’ or when she’s trying to explain her way out of this demonic ‘church.’
However in that particular conversation she was making perfect sense. I know, what’s this world coming to?
Mary was seriously halfway articulate and make sense.
I know!!
And Meredith, the very educated one compared to Mary who barely graduated high school, didn’t understand
I’m so curious as to what she ‘didn’t understand.’
She says this in a way where you know that she’s full-on lying. She looks at the fucking floor as she’s answering. She looks and sounds like she’s fucking retarded.
Mary who’s literally slow as fuck, tells her that’s alarming.
This is very embarrassing for Meredith, honestly.
Exactly what is preventing her from just owning this shit, blaming the alcohol, and it being very upsetting to be told your husband is cheating on you, (which I understand) and apologizing?
Instead of this adamant denial, and playing fucking dumb. Nothing irks me more than someone who isn’t dumb, PLAYING dumb instead of taking accountability. Aren’t they embarrassed?
And someone who IS actually stupid would probably just own up to their behavior so they don’t look like an idiot, pretending they don’t understand what’s going on.
Mary tries to clarify what Meredith claims that she couldn’t comprehend from their past conversation. It doesn’t get very far.
Did this woman have a stroke or something? I’m really starting to wonder.
Finally. I did not think Andy was going to circle back to this, at all. Meredith hoped her little antisemitic accusation was going to make him forget about it. It didn’t.
And her reply? “ONE drink in the lounge.”
‘One drink’ my ass.
I gotta hand it to her, people that are blacked-out drunk almost always say they had ‘two’ drinks. Maybe she knows that, so she’s throwing us off with the ‘one drink.’
Andy tells her that it’s confusing to viewers that she doesn’t seem to recall anything, if she only had ‘one drink.’
Were ya like roofied?
Meredith and Lisa start talking at the same time totally sounding like they’re full of fucking shit. Like when you’re lying, say less, otherwise it’s obvious you’re lying and you sound like bumbling fools, which they do.
We’re done with that I guess. I wish Andy would have pressed more, but he didn’t. Now we’re on Lisa being accused of being a leak, or a source or whatever when they were on the yacht trip.
Her extreme reactions tell me she really isn’t guilty of this accusation. Or at least doesn’t think she is, or doing it intentionally.
Heather will not accept that. Lisa threatens to out her for some sort of juicy gossip she seems to be hanging onto that would embarrass her.
Meredith insists she takes no drugs or pills of any type and is happy to take a test at any time. Nor does she abuse alcohol.
You do have kind of wonder about being accused of being a ‘pill popper’ if you’re not. What does that say about her personality? I think she needs a proper diagnosis. She is on some sort of personality disorder spectrum. No question of that.
Whitney is put on the spot for publicly accusing Meredith of being an addict. She apologizes again, in sort of a back-handed way, and doesn’t seem like she means it.
You know like when someone apologizes because they feel like they should but don’t really mean it, or care. Whitney makes a good point when she tells Meredith what lead her that revelation, is that she doesn’t remember what all happened on the plane, so drugs and/or alcohol seemed like the logical explanation. So again, Meredith would be better off admitting she drank too much and blacked out.
Meredith will not let go of this “I just vented” rhetoric. She knows that works for an admission that she was pissed off and bitching, yet ‘venting’ sounds minor and harmless.
As we’re wrapping this up, Angie announces if it were her she treated that way on the plane, and air marshal would have definitely been waiting to arrest her when they landed. Meredith has nothing to say to that because she’s in complete denial of what she said and did, and does not have the courage and accountability skills within her to own her shit behavior.
Sounds like someone ELSE I know! When someone can’t look you in the eye, and speak to you directly and has their fucking flying monkey (in this case Lisa) doing her dirty work, then they must be an entitled coward scamming piece of shit person.
Back to this, Andy asks Whitney about her company. She now owns ‘Wild Rose Beauty’ with no other partners or entities, and she and Justin are “working on communication.”
Lisa doesn’t like this one and who can blame her? John being compared to Todd. I think that’s kind of an unfair comparison honestly. John wasn’t being a prick just to be a prick, he was trying to have an honest conversation with her about how self-absorbed she is. Lisa immediately starts the water works.
She doesn’t understand what John was even trying to say. She compares it to how she handles household responsibilities. That’s not what John was saying at all. Andy, a single gay guy, had to explain it to her.
Sounds like John was in a lot of trouble when that was ep aired and she yelled at him, and didn’t speak to him for a while.
What Lisa is being accused of, and denying, not listening and not caring about anything that doesn’t directly affect her, she is literally doing. Right? Am I crazy?
The others try to tell her they don’t think John was trying to be malicious, and explain what he might have meant, and she gets pissed about getting ‘help’ because “she doesn’t need help!!!”
She doesn’t want to hear anything having to do with John.
We move on to Bronwyn and her wacko mom who so eloquently pointed out in an episode that she knows she’s just with Todd for his money and without him, she’d be nowhere.
How did her mom handle all of the viewer criticism of the horrible way she speaks to Bronwyn??
Apparently she didn’t like it.
Well then don’t act like such a bitch on TV lady.
Bronwyn had a baby young and unmarried. Get over it. Like what is wrong with her??? And that whole bit about feeling like a ‘daycare?’ Woman, that’s your granddaughter.
I didn’t know her dad recently passed away after filming. That’s sad.
I honestly don’t even care her mom was pissed off and crying. What the hell did she expect? She should have thought before she opened her pie hole with all of that ridiculousness.
Of course she took it out on Bronwyn. Yeah, it was Bronwyn’s fault she said all of that bitchy shit to the universe, so we would know she’s the fucking moral police and doesn’t believe in premarital sex.
MY GOD. Literally no one cares Bronwyn had Gwen to this random dude when she was in college. NO ONE.
Andy tries to give Todd kudos for stepping up and helping out with her parents financially and logistically. Bronwyn seems to not really want to discuss that and would rather go right into how they’re separated. Even though she acts like she doesn’t.
I feel like she practiced exactly how she was going to say that.
She initiated the separation due to his cheating of course, and just his general douchey and controlling behavior.
So this whole song and dance he gave her after she told him she wanted a divorce, that he watched all of the episodes that he was in, and read a shit ton of social media posts ripping him to shreds, and feels mortified and was “beside himself” – give me a fucking break, Todd.
Last season at the reunion, where the men made an appearance, but that’s not looking like the case this season, he said the same fucking thing. That he watched the episodes and understands what he’s doing wrong, and will be making a change. Needless to say, he didn’t.
None of this is sounding familiar to her?
So I’m glad to hear that they’re not doing this stupid ‘still in the same house’ kind of separation that the Bravolebs seem to love.
Whitney says she relates because she and Justin are also ‘going through something’ however she feels like she’s screwing up, not him.
We never ever say that, Whitney.
She goes to the back where Justin is hanging and fills him in, as if he wasn’t watching. That seemed performative.
Bronwyn claims she’s ‘worried’ about Todd. Pretty sure he’s just fine. I’m sure he’s already calling all his bitches. Probably the one he farted all over and promised her he’ll take some Pepto next time.
He defends the cherry snatching as ‘no big deal’ because of all that he does for her.
Does he not get that it was a disrespectful thing to do? Was that cherry the end of the world? No, but it was clear he did it to exert power over her. Which is disturbing.
I think Whitney is subtly letting us know she will be soon splitting up from Justin.
Absolutely no one can be surprised by Bronwyn’s news. If you even want to call it that. From Day 1 she was being accused of becomin a Housewife, just to get a divorce. This way she has a story line and her own income.
Meredith and Heather are ‘no longer friends.’ Who cares. I mean let’s be real, none of them are friends.
So it gets outed that Meredith tends to have problems with the production staff. Who knew? Not shocking, but still interesting. Andy asks her to elaborate on whatever her issue was in Greece and she refuses.
Whitney challenges that since you know, they’re supposed to be sharing, that’s what I thought she was going to be mad about, but Whitney and the ladies seem to be pissed she’s “throwing production under the bus” and she shouldn’t be doing that with their team. They all rally around production and say that their team and scold Meredith for bitching about them.
Meredith does seem to always get out of shit, and no one has more disputes on what was said in a conversation than Meredith does. Like for real.
She apologizes for Bronwyn feeling like she was using her for information, not for using actually using her, just that it’s Bronwyn’s perception. That’s not an apology.
She’s lying. As usual. She is a fucking compulsive liar.
Lisa and Angie try to work through whatever the hell their issues are. They agree to move forward.
Closing thoughts of what they have ‘learned’ this season were a bunch of gibberish. They learn nothing. It’s lather, rinse, repeat every season.
Why is Heather even here at this point? All she did the entire three hours was call Meredith a liar, and give Lisa these bizarre obsessed looks, and cat-that-swallowed-the-canary faces at Whitney and Bronwyn talking about their marriage troubles.
