This horrible and dreadful Colorado trip unfortunately continues.
Gizelle attempts to coerce the ladies to skip the fly fishing and have brunchthe following day and leave the trip.
Angel tries to sell this fly fishing event as being super thrilling and fun. Angel, it’s FISHING.
Heading to the PJ to leave Aspen and back to Denver.
Those ‘Mary J. Blige’ boots Wendy is wearing are so hideous.
Not only hideous in appearance but she literally CANNOT even walk in them.
I should look up where those are from, and what she paid with her pretend Monopoly money.
Mary J. is probably so pissed sheisty criminal Wendy is using her name in association with these horrible Amazon boots.
They arrive at the Four Seasons. Angel is joining in on the girls’ trip she claims.
These bitches act like they’ve never been to a nice fucking hotel before.
I feel like there shouldn’t be a lengthy activity planned on a trip for the day you’re flying out. That sounds so harried and stressful.
So they get up the next morning and find that Angel, Tia and Kei went back to Angel’s.
They’re wanting to meet the ladies at the fly fishing location.
She keeps crying how she wants to the trip to be fun and relaxing but it just isn’t.
The departure day should have just been hanging and relaxing at her house.
When she realized that everything that could go wrong is, she should have just canceled the excursion. This feels like that movie Vacation.
It’s a two hour drive to get tho the lake, and their flight leaves in five hours.
It’s safe to say they’re not going to get to the airport at the recommended two hours early mark.
Stacey and Jassi have a ridic argument in the car about something with Charisse. Jassi then accuses Stacey of only attending her wedding when she learned that Wendy and Ashley were going.
Are we seriously revisiting this? Does Jassi need a ‘thing’ that badly?
Stacey was invited. Jassi for real is going to sit there and bitch at someone who was invited to her wedding, accepted and attended the wedding?
Did she like not bring a gift, or what’s the actual problem?
Jassi you sound retarded. And what’s so wrong with since it was an out of town wedding, Stacey deciding to go when she found out two others were also going in the group, and she had someone to hang out with?
Stop reaching.
At this point, production needed to step in and change the flights, but then we wouldn’t have this nail-biting ‘are they going to make it?’ situation with the running clock on the screen.
Of course they’re lost getting to the spot she’s holding this fishing get-together.
Angel claims she’s “super duper familiar with all of the Wanderland excursion spots, except for this one.”
OMG.
Tia and Kei are getting annoyed she doesn’t know where she’s going.
Keep in mind the other ladies are arriving via their drivers from the hotel, and navigation is giving incorrect directions. Or a ping, or whatever she is saying.
The ladies in the other van revisit Stacey hooking up with Chris Samuels.
Ashley claims she point-blank asked him. He didn’t answer, and played coy. jIt’s obvious Stacey lies, and I don’t care.
They’re still some time away from the destination. How do you even put an ‘address’ in a navigation for the woods in the middle of nowhere?
Angel suddenly realizes she should check on the others.
They get even more lost when they get to the general area, but can’t find the exact location.
Stacey accuses Jassi of being recorded during a phone call. What is going on with these two?
Just say you hate each other.
Why isn’t anyone freaking out about getting to the airport? I guess because they know production will do everything for them, and it’s not like they even pay for their tickets. I doubt there were on those flights.
Angel is feeling really shitty at how everything about the trip basically sucks.
At the end of the day, Angel is human. None of this was intentional. These women will survive. This probably did them some good.
They’re starving and stop at a food truck. Parked at a gas station.
They call Angel who is an hour and a half away since the navigation had them going in the opposite direction.
I have no idea why Angel isn’t calling it at this point. Cancel this stupid fly-fishing that no one wanted to do anyway, and get home.
I guess math isn’t this girl’s strong suit. Or she can’t tell time? I’m trying to not come down on Angel, but come on. Where is your brain?
She assumed the others were already there. She tells them that “the experience is still there for them.”
As you would expect, Gizelle is not having this. She can’t even give the girl a break when she knows she’s stressed out, lost and driving.
Gizelle is being such a bully this season and it’s so unbecoming and gross.
Meanwhile back at the site where this was all to take place, the chef is cooking away, waiting for no one to arrive.
Over the gas station food truck food, Stacey gets piled on. Wendy is especially pissed off, because she feels like she’s not being authentic.
Okay Wendy, Mrs. AUTHENTIC, who stages robberies. Sit the hell down. Maybe she needs the book too. LOL.
Stacey gets her luggage from the van and starts walking. They’re in the middle of nowhere.
Wendy gets on a soapbox how she had her back when everyone hated her.
Yeah she needs to not be on a soapbox. Wendy needs to be in jail. And being careful with the soap.
I don’t care about this argument between Wendy and Stacey at all. I can’t even pretend.
Angel seems defeated as Tia and Kei console her.
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I don’t know that we needed to film Karen leaving jail. But here we are.
I feel like it kind of sucks she got out of most of her sentence. As did Jen Shah.
We don’t need to see fake praying.
I bet she doesn’t own any of this and still blames everyone else.
So was this the finale or is it next week when Andy grills Karen as to whether or not she’s an alcoholic or not. And pretty sure we all know the answer to that.
