We pick up with this ‘scroll’ thing that isn’t as funny as Angie thinks it is.
Supposedly it holds proof that Lisa is ‘trolling’ her, showing this person has Lisa’s phone number.
Angie accuses Lisa of being the Twitter/X account ‘candicestory7.’
My immediate thought on this is that it must be the case, or wouldn’t the true holder of this account have spoken out by now? If she has, I haven’t heard anything.
Not to mention, Lisa does seem guilty. She starts smiling some weird sinister grin when Angie brings it up and claims she’s “so glad we’re doing this.”
Which means she’s not really glad.
Angie’s scroll allegedly proves (they don’t show it because of the number I assume) that these accounts are associated with Lisa’s phone. Come on girl, ya get a burner phone for this kind of shit I thought.
Lisa whips out her phone, and is showing it to Andy telling him “that’s not how you look it up.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. He seems to be going with the scroll.
Whitney clocks in from way down yonder. Apparently she was in on this little private eye investigation to commit fraud, and see if this account is linked to Lisa.
Seems they hacked into the account, pretended it was theirs, and hit ‘forgot password’ which of course enables you to see the phone number, or part of the number, which they claim to be Lisa’s
So you can go to anyone’s SM account, enter the handle, as they said, and ‘forgot password’ and it gives you the owner’s phone number? So Lisa would have gotten a text I assume as they were doing this? IF this happened, that’s probably when she deleted the account.
As Angie elaborates on how she’s been watching the pattern of the account, Lisa starts the weird blinking.
So everyone starts screaming at Lisa. She creams back. It’s quite the Housewife shit show. Andy yells for everyone to shut up. No one listens. He storms off for two seconds to make some sort of point. I guess he figures if they can do it, HE can do it! I’ve never seen him move so fast.
I don’t know what he has his panties all in a twist about. This is what they want isn’t it? These bitches going at each other?
They grovel their apologies like a bunch of kids. Heather realizes how stupid they sound and calls him ‘Daddy Andy.’
Who cares who Meredith was fucking when she and Seth were separated? Why is this a thing right now? It’s sooooo four years ago. Five years ago? I don’t know. She’s probably still banging the dude to be honest. I don’t care. Who cares.
I never bought this perfect marriage BS from them after they supposedly reconciled. I’m pretty sure they’re back to banging others. It seems strange that we didn’t see one second of Seth this season.
Meredith reminds me of a more attractive version of Caitlin Jenner.
They break for lunch. We get the lunchtime gossip.
The funniest convo is Lisa with Meredith, when Lisa asks how she thinks she’s doing.
Meredith tells her she’s “doing great” (is that a Kathy Hilton kind of great?) “and holding her own.”
Well now, Lisa needs specifics. Meredith got nothin.’
They think the women are obsessed with both of them. I don’t know if that is true, but Heather is definitely obsessed with Lisa. She actually looks at her like she’s in love with her.
And maybe I’m onto something, because I saw a post today that there is an SLC Housewife that’s been in a relationship with another woman, so… Yeah. I think it’s Heather that prefers the ladies. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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Back from break, and Mary is up. Andy brings up the opening of her church. I honestly can’t believe she had the gall to have this house of horrors featured on the show, after everything that came out a few years back. And then they promptly closed it. So none of these allegations were true, but they closed the church for an entire two years anyway??
Why didn’t anyone ask about that?
In case we forgot, there is the TLC Documentary that reminded us, and for me, it was disturbing.
Mary and Robert Sr were and probably still are, running that place like a glorified evil cult and hen house. NOT how her grandmother ran it, and not what her grandmother would have wanted after her untimely and mysterious passing.
Even not knowing what we know, just listening to her sermons, Mary is an idiot and a terrible speaker.
She stands up there albeit in a cute outfit, but talking complete fucking gibberish as everyone praises her.
Bragging how she doesn’t plan what she’s going to say. Yeah Mary, I can tell.
She flimsily denies the cult accusations ad all of the content in the documentary.
These morons sit here and support this fucking evil ho. I don’t get it.
“A messenger for God.” Give us a break, Mary. Woman, you’re burning in hell.
And her little ‘mediator’ schtick this season?? That’s only because she demanded to not talk about Robert Sr, so Bravo told her she needs to engage with the group if she wanted to return.
Are we still demanding outrageous sums of money from our parishioners Mary??
Are you and your big fat ick grandpa-turned-husband still trying to seduce the parishioners? For (more) money?? Fuck off with our ‘voice of reason’ bullshit woman.
As a side note, I hate that I love her Reunion dress.
Andy tells her he loved hearing her preach. We don’t need to blow smoke up her ass now do we? Dude have some dignity.
It is sad about Robert, Jr. Andy asks about Robert, Sr and she can’t wait to change that subject. Then he asks about the documentary and her sister’s participation.
She of course denies all allegations and is anxious to move on from this subject as well.
“Your kink is money” Andy accuses. Yep that’s pretty damned accurate, Andy.
Mary does the infamous overcompensating exaggerated surprise look like Lisa Rinna used to.
“Really?” she says. She’s so puzzled.
Yes Mary, really. I mean where is the money coming from all for rooms full of designer clothes??
She and that fucking evil pig she’s married to are all about the money. A church should not be demanding and syphoning money from the members, and threatening them if they don’t donate. Calling yourself God? Making people scream out compliments at you? And worship you? That is a cult.
Love how she paints herself the victim and is so butt hurt by the allegations.
I’m sure her family she fucked over is loving that one.
Andy asks about the portraying God thing, and she looks over at Whitney, as if Whitney was the only one saying it.
Also, it’s true, so there’s THAT. This asshole sitting here trying to deflect and blame everyone else for discussing what was DEFINITELY HAPPENING is rich. Just own it Mary.
Say ‘you know I do see how that was misconstrued, (which is a lie but at least it sounds like recognizing the issue) and I have changed my rhetoric.
Although not sure if ‘rhetoric’ is a word in her very limited vocabulary.
Stop blaming people for YOUR behavior. I don’t think God approves of that. And I don’t think he approves of taking your demanded church donations and buying Louboutins.
Not sure why Whitney’s flip-flopping on this. Not sure why they all want to live up her asshole when she’s done such horrendous things. Although Whitney’s face is not matching her words.
Lisa comments “it’s old news.” I mean, I guess, yeah it initially surfaced a few years back, but that doesn’t make the behavior okay?? Does it?
Pretty sure Mary is lying when she said the church was considered cult-like when her Grandmother ran it. I think that’s fucking bullshit. I wonder if the family has spoken out about any of this commentary. I should look into that.
I think Andy knows she’s full of shit, but he’s playing the game.
People aren’t used to a Pentecostal ‘black’ church in Utah. That’s why everyone calls it a cult. Is she just making this shit up on the spot?
Not because she constantly threatens members are going to hell and if they don’t hand over their wallet, or calls them poor and losers if they don’t give her enough.
Not because she had an affair with that Cameron dude then demanded 300grand.
She’s reaching here. She’s definitely stuttering, stammering and reaching. Just like she did at the past reunion when she got questioned about Gramps and the church. You’d think she’d be better prepared. But then again, not surprising she’s not.
Whatever. Moving on. Andy questions Meredith not sicking up for Lisa on the yacht.
I’d rather watch Mary lie through her teeth.
Meredith plays fucking dumb, and claims she couldn’t confirm nor deny what was being said about the law suit.
You still say SOMETHING, Meredith. You still stick up for your friend. Or should I say ally? That’s really all these shows are about anymore. Alliances, not really friends.
Lisa makes excuses for her.
Mary brings up Lisa calling Meredith a ‘prostitution whore’ few seasons back to which Lisa gets annoyed at, and uses the word “goddamned.” Sanctimonious Mary tells her not to take God’s name in vain.
Who does this bitch think she’s fooling? I’m sure her family had a field day with that one too.
So Andy wants to know if Lisa was surprised that Mary took her side. Lisa seems to have no idea what he’s talking about, but later claims she did. I think she really didn’t, but managed to put it together as it got discussed.
So this leads to bickering between Mary and Lisa about their past issues when Lisa brought to light the sickening behavior going on in her supposed church.
Mary’s even dumb enough to bring up the late Cameron dude, that seemed like a really nice guy that Mary took advantage of. And I believe every word of what the cousin was saying in the documentary.
No one knows what comes over Lisa here, it’s a very strange phenomenon. I’m assuming she knows a lot more, and just didn’t want to get into it, for whatever reason. Probably because it’s all very gross and disturbing.
And a lot of what Mary was saying about Lisa was true, about her negativity towards the other women, not that Mary is in a position to talk.
Lisa completely freezes up, and starts blinking very rapidly, much more so than she usually does, looking like one of those ventriloquist dummy things.
Poor Meredith doesn’t even know what to say or do. If I were her, I would have poked her in the arm to make sure she wasn’t having a stroke or something.
Going to break up into two parts. Got long due to my Mary rants.
Stay tuned!
