Monique and Ashley are besties. I didn’t recall that Monique came on as Ashley’s friend.
I’m under the impression Monique isn’t drinking due to what she said about the ginger beer.
Remember she had a car accident when she was a Housewife before after going out and partaking in three or four martini’s. She insisted she wasn’t drunk. She was tired and fell asleep at the wheel.
She somehow got out of that one without getting charged for a DUI. Maybe the cop was a Housewife fan. Or his wife.
They reminisce about the infamous fight with Monique and Candiace.
Ashley brings up G&A, which I was wondering about. She tells her it’s no longer athleisure, but more of a philanthropist site.
There’s an IG page, but it looks like the site is no longer in existence.
Monique of course makes fun of Gizelle’s fashion sense.
I can see Monique and Wendy butting heads.
More Wendy fake robbery scandal broke today if you heard.
They literally had like forty maxed-out credit cards, and started to use aliases to obtain credit, because I assume they started getting turned down for more credit, since they already had maxed out cards.
Wendy is denying it and crying racism. Of course she is.
Their debt was astronomical according to the investigations. This is going to be messy, and I am HERE FOR IT.
So when Wendy was bragging at the start of the season about their renos and Eddie said “so how are we paying for this” he was serious. Wendy ignored him.
Ashley gives Monique the run-down on all of the ladies and their schticks. Of course we have Stacy who went out with Chris, so expect that to be a whole big thing, although it shouldn’t be. And she has past beef with Gizelle.
Speaking of Wendy and the reno’s, they’re going on in real time on the show. I have a feeling this is what put them over the edge.
This looks like hundreds of thousands of dollars in renovations. I would say it was more than 100 grand. Wonder if they got it all completed before they got arrested.
They do some Happy Eddie merch plugs as they complain about Wendy’s dad who lives in Nigeria, who she hasn’t even seen for twenty years. I actually thought her dad had died. I guess I was confused because the stepdad passed away.
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Stacey brags about her CBD brand launching. I have no idea why she would give it a Nigerian name that means ‘happy.’ Is this a joke? She’s just asking to be hated by Wendy. A producer even tells her it’s pretty sad.
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Angel meets with her older sister and complains about the ladies ganging up on her. Angel is a little strange, but I don’t like to see gang-ups. That whole $5,000 to buy souvenirs sealed it for me, that she needs to grow the hell up if she wants to be around these ladies. Money talks, wealth whispers. Shut up about your dude sending you money to ‘shop.’
Not that the others don’t act like ding-dongs, but that comment screamed so juvenile.
I did like her sister’s ridiculing the ‘Housewife hierarchy.’ It is pretty ridiculous.
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What a shyster Gizelle’s late dad’s wife is. Literally tossed his will and made him sign a new one on his death bed (or forged his signature) both are hideous, removing Gizelle and her daughters from his will and made her the sole beneficiary. How can you just ‘throw away’ a will? Was it not done through an attorney? So the dude has all of this money and writes his will on a piece of scrap paper?
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This Greg dude is displaying stellar behavior, and minding his manners left and right. Complimenting Kei to no end. Oh my God he loves her outfit, she’s beautiful, she looks amazing. Shut up freak.
Loser was even chuckling under his breath as he said it. He gives off such little dick energy. Like someone else I know.
He actually literally reminds me of my ex with those beady little hollow lifeless eyes. He means nothing that he says.
Frankly he’s coming off really phony. Narcs always do this fake ass nicey-nice act when they’ve been busted acting a fool, and worry that they’re losing control.
It’s never sustainable because they have no couth, they have no self-awareness, they have no manners, and they have no integrity.
Is she honestly buying this BS? Seems like she is. I feel bad for her. Unless he’s getting intense therapy, (not just this bogus couples therapy they’re doing) and getting to the root of his childhood trauma, which is the number one cause for the disorder, nothing will change. He’ll be back to treating her like shit.
They have some performative conversation about how great their relationship is going. PahLEASE. Stop.
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Stacey and Wendy have a meet-up to haggle out these competing edibles businesses.
They arrive wearing the same color gowns. Who in the HELL dresses like this to meet another woman during the day? Is this lunch? They’re ordering a lot of food. It looks like the middle of the day. Whatever. I’m not judging. According to some of the dumb asses on the chat pages, viewers are not permitted to ‘judge’ the Housewives. Not even on a dedicated page to discuss the women and the shows.
Do they hear themselves?
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Jassi marries this loser that will be cheating on her by Easter. Stacey ‘reorganized’ her ‘entire launch’ of her fake business to attend the wedding.
They didn’t even stay for the entire wedding. That is so fucking disrespectful. If they only had two hours, they should have declined the invite.
I’m kind of surprised they had the Bravo crew travel to Dallas to air two seconds of the wedding.
What’s with some of the ladies showing up to Pride celebrations in no rainbow attire?
Ashley is doing her dude persona again because, well we don’t know why. She presents the ladies with t-shirts assigning them all strange nicknames.
Monique makes a grand entrance. Gizzy immediately looks uncomfortable, which we really don’t see much.
She keeps nervously touching her hat.
In a Monique flash, we get a glimpse of Wendy’s old face before she gave herself the overhaul. It doesn’t even look like her.
She was whining to Monique about Ashley bringing her baby, and she wasn’t told she could bring HER baby. Sounds so Wendy.
Take the couple days of freedom girl, and be happy about it, I remember thinking.
Now in the scenes with her daughter, Wendy always seems annoyed by her.
Stacey is doing a good job of acting natural in front of Monique, when I guess that would be weird meeting the ex-wife of a dude you tried to date. It shouldn’t be but I can see it.
Kei does her Housewife job and makes it sufficiently awkward between Monique and Stacey by pointing out she dated Chris. Stacey looks mortified.
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