So Kizzi dumped this Tom dude. I saw when I was scrolling last night that she just got engaged to someone. I think it’s this guy.
I literally laughed OUT LOUD at that. I was thinking to myself – she’s probably already planning on dumping him and selling the ring. If she hasn’t already.
She tells Aesha she feels ‘a bit guilty’ for dumping him, then in her yap she said she didn’t really care.
New stew arrives and her name is Cathy, which I thought was funny. Literally never met a woman under 50 years old whose name is Cathy, She must be named after someone.
So she’s cute. Am I the only one that thinks she looks exactly like Kizzi ??
She reminds me of Julia Andrews in Sound of Music with her top hat.
Think this one might be an actual stew, not a demented chick that wants to be a reality star and get boned by everyone.
She was previously a chief stew. That can be really good or really bad.
This is weird: A matchmaking event being held on the yacht with a bachelor and several women.
Who in their right skull would think this would work? Of course these women are coming for the free yachting experience.
I noticed the laundry area on this boat is really narrow. There’s no room in there for it to be disorganized disaster.
This bachelor is totally not all that in the looks department.
I’m assuming this is going to be a ‘The Bachelor’ type of situation.
Sandy says Nate’s “test as a bosun starts now” since he has a more experienced team. I would have thought the ‘test’ started when he had some challenges with people that needed a little guidance, which he clearly was not good at giving. I think that’s part of being a leader.
Hilarious and so on point with the ridiculousness of dudes in general, when he asks the matchmaker Amy if she wants to place a bet as to who he’s going to end up with. Like it has to be a game and competition.
I know it’s not all about looks, but can’t really see how any of them would be into this guy. He looks older than 47 to me.
Kizzi is such an attention whore.
Poor Josh, who has a real job to do, just looking for his fucking tongs and she thinks he’s staring at her. I hope she felt dumb. The dude has people to feed and important work to do, and she assumes he’s looking at her. Like go clean a toilet or something.
She’s cute and all but she needs to settle down. Maybe should try playing a little hard to get.
I don’t know what’s with this one contender that acts like a Rockefellar and couldn’t even put on some blush. She looks like Morticia.
She keeps commenting she’s just here for the free trip, and thinks he’s a creep.
Nate eavesdrops on the girls trying to impress this loser.
This guy’s looking at her like he wants her to stab himself in the eyeball, as she rambles about poodles and being gluten-free.
She’s bad at reading the room if she can’t tell this guy has zero interest in anything that she is saying.
Cathy discusses her health issue journey with Josh. I don’t think he was looking for it to be such a long and dramatic story when he asked her how long she’s been in yachting.
Poor guy just wants to create his meals and he has these bitches telling their life story and accusing him of staring at them.
Morticia gladly offers to her cabin mate that she’s hates Joe.
Thank God she’s putting on some makeup, so she doesn’t look so…dead.
“I was wearing a couture dress in the Upper East Side, where I live…”
Shut up Morticia.
Kizzi not telling Cathy she had a hole in her skirt is just so mean.
She is being so nice to Kizzi. What a little bitch. Josh breaks it to her as they’re running plates. Absolutely no one notices.
The Brits are usually really chill and cool like Cathy. Kizzi is the exception. She needs to stop worrying so much about being the center of attention. It’s not as cute as she thinks it is. And she keeps repeating it over and over in her yaps. Like girllllll we get it.
Sorry, but the opera singing was awkward.
Like this isn’t a pageant. There’s no ‘talent’ segment here.
Joe looks unimpressed, and he clearly was, as she promptly gets eliminated. Apparently he doesn’t like opera. Also he needs a haircut.
The only one that looks into it, honestly is Aesha.
Morticia flirts with Max, also informing him that she hates this guy.
The boys are excited that Kizzi dumped her dude.
They head to land so this guy can go an a fake date with some of these girls. He picks two to go on a date with together. How awkward.
He decides the opera singer and the wacko that said her poodle talks to her are not for him.
Maybe he feels intimidated. He doesn’t even have the balls to even tell these girls himself. He makes the matchmaker do it.
I get the poodle chick, but the opera lady, really? She’s also really pretty and seems cool.
Brooke talks in that ‘Gina from OC’ type wang.
Cathy tells Kizzi she’s into Max. That’s a mistake. I think the stews and deckies think this is a dating competition too.
I hope Mortica is wearing sunscreen. SPF 400 preferably.
They leave for this throuple date with Joe and Kizzi as their chaperones. I feel like he and Alicia are kind of vibing.
Joe the deckie is already acting like a man-ho and Aesha tells him to knock it off. I think “blowing up the boat” is a bit dramatic.
