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Below Deck 5/13/24

Garnish Gate continued into this episode which was kind of shocking. Since Nick ‘let her think she was in charge’ as he put it, she then graduated to critiquing everything he was doing. I don’t blame him for leaving the beach and letting her there to listen to herself whine about nothing. If the guests

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Below Deck 5/6/24

The Insta guests are still on board and still clicking away. I don’t know why the crew is so annoyed about it. They’re ridiculously low maintenance. All they want to do is take their stupid pics of the ungarnished plates. Leave them alone. New chef is already causing controversy if you can possibly believe it.

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Below Deck 4/29/24

Okay here we go, starting to wind down. Wonder if there will be a reunion. You know how I feel about no reunion. It’s bullshit. I just want to start off by stating the obvious. Barbie seems to have some kind of weird, I won’t say inappropriate but I almost did, relationship with her dad.

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Pina Colada Cake

This cake was inspired by our dear sweet cutie Chef Anthony (aka Frenchy) on Below Deck, who was left go on the 4-22/24 episode. He made a Pina Colada for those weird guests who were ridiculously fussy, with all of the restrictions and dislikes. Vegan, vegetarian, gluten-free, pescatarian etc etc. Poor Frenchy. I think that’s

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Below Deck 4/22/24

Well another one bit the dust. I assumed there was going to be a third to leave since I kept hearing about a ‘high turnover’ this season. Two is normal. So I guess three is ‘high.’ I’ll get into it later, but it’s bullshit, and it’s undeserved. There are only three charters left, he works

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Below Deck 4/15/24

Barbie has been crying to her mom for the past week. She reminds me of Dorit when she’s in a foreign country. She’s talking in Spanish to her mom, as her mom answers her in English. Anthony heard her telling her mom she wants to leave and conveys that to Fraser and Xandi, who seem

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