Caio is out. He takes it pretty well.
It’s obvious he was hired to get fired. Naturally they would hire a bosun with no experience whatsoever.
He actually looks kind of relieved.
Kerry already has someone lined up. I thought he was going to promote Jess actually.
Solene complains that Kyle (Scottish) is up her ass too much.
I don’t know what the hell they were talking about at dinner. I was confused.
In a (not very) strange turn of events, Solene and Jess start making out in the bathroom.
Then on the dance floor.
Of course this will get weird because of Jess working with Kyle.
Clearly Solene is trying to make him jealous. Thought guys were into that shit.
Kyle feels like a sap, and cries to Damo about Solene making a total fool out of him.
Solene confuses ‘horny’ with just being excited about being responsible for the bar area on the boat.
That was quite funny, but all kidding aside, her being soley in charge of the entire bar area worries me.
I feel like Kyle is being a little extra over the Solene and Jess thing and it doesn’t seem to be very authentic to me.
Shocker, reality TV isn’t real??
The new bosun arrives, Hugo, an American from NYC. That’s odd. You don’t see a lot of yachties on here from New York City.
He looks confident and kind of no-nonsense to me. Which makes sense of a New Yorker, I guess.
Why didn’t we just start out with this guy? He seems kind of militant. Not in a bad way, but we’ll see. Maybe he’s an asshole. He won’t allow the crew to have coffee while working.
These guests are strip club owners. They want a whole ass party on the dock with live music, etc. Of course they do. Fraser gets on the horn making calls.
Jess fears she’s getting used by Solene, who is straight, as a fun little experiment.
20k is the budget for the dock party. Fraser finally finds an event planner to help make it happen after getting shot down several times.
Anthony still holds animosity towards Fraser for his firing. Or he was told to hold animosity towards Fraser for his firing.
He keeps eluding to some sort of impeding blow-out with Fraser. That type of rhetoric does not seem to fit his personality at all, and is screaming over-produced.
Solene makes sure Kyle is pissed off about her making out with Jess.
Fraser meets with the planner to organize this stupid dock party.
These weirdos arrive. It’s pretty clear they’re total assholes.
The dude scolds Solene for being ‘late’ for the lineup. Shut up dipshit. Clearly a sexist piece of shit to treat a woman like that, that he doesn’t even fucking know.
My God.
He then yells at the crew for not having their drinks prepared as they’re standing on the fucking dock.
So much for non-dramatic guests this season. I knew some doozies had to be coming up.
Barbara and Solene continue to hate on Rainbeau for no apparent reason. It seems very produced.
Over lunch the guests are obnoxious and classless as hell.
Kerry threatens to the crew and in his yap, to water taxi their asses outta there if they continue to make demeaning comments.
Yeah, I don’t see that happening.
90’s theme party. Not sure what I would even wear for a 90’s theme. Baby doll tops is the only thing that comes to mind. Oh and I had these rompers that had kind of ‘jackets’ with them to make them dressier, that I wore to work.
Oh also ‘high-waisted’ jeans, which of course are in again.
The one chick keeps screaming at Rainbeau. Did she not know ‘1942’ was a brand of tequila? Or was she joking? We don’t know.
She actually thinks she’s funny, and talking smack to her in a fun jovial way, but since she’s extremely dry and NOT funny, it’s coming across beyond crass and bitchy. She’s also ugly and reminds me of my ex’s cunty bitchy conniving miserable wife.
Hugo shares that he’s in an ‘open relationship.’ Sounds like my previous marriage, except he forgot to tell me that. Maybe one day I’ll be able to look back and laugh, but definitely not there yet. Maybe not ever. I didn’t know we were dating other people.
Fraser’s really up these people’s ass as he tells them how perfect he plans on making this event.
The guest Leslie reminds me of the one chick on Ladies of London, an old Housewife-like Bravo show.
He checks the progress on the dock where this fab dance party/carnival is to be happening, and there seems to be zero progress.
Not sure why the planner would tell him to come on over and check it out when absolutely nothing is done. Seem weird. Or not real.
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