Porsha and her sister make arrangements for Londie’s service which Phaedra will be involved in.
Angela visits her therapist to complain about how her flips aren’t selling. I think she needs to hang up her flipping hat. She clearly knows nothing about flipping, or they would be selling. For NONE of them to be selling, it’s not hard to see what the issue is.
Not sure who is worse at their craft. Angela at flipping houses or Porsha at gold digging.
It’s pissing Chawwles off, because it was his cash that went into all of this, and he gets angry when you don’t put your dish in the sink, so you can imagine what things are like at home for her over this. I’m sure he has no problem telling her she doesn’t know what the hell she’s doing.
Angela tells the therapist about the cheating revelation at the cooking event. She seemingly believes Chawwles that he’s not (currently) cheating.
‘Once a cheater, always a cheater.’ I know it’s cliché but it’s a saying for a reason.
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Shamea holds an odd event to showcase her music. She seems like she’s having fun and that’s all I’ll say.
Brit and Kelli are still feuding.
Not another charity event so we can haggle over whose not donating enough.
Shamea confronts Brit about saying that she has been speaking ill of Porsha since they’ve made up and showing her their messages.
Shamea denies it.
It goes on and on exchanging insults, and I’m not getting into it.
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Ralph is granted permission to come upstairs and plays fucking dumb and asks Drew, “how did we get here?”
Do we love so much when abusive men play dumb?
That overly exaggerated confused faces that they make! Hilarious, disgusting and pathetic at the same time. This idiotic face looks exactly like my ex’s.
He vows to ‘be cool’ moving forward. I guess because they’re done filming. Please. Stop.
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Time for the Oakley charity event. Hopefully Brit remembers – a grand – not one single penny less.
Angela and Drew met with that weird guy and some other dude to coerce them into telling them who paid them to divulge the Chawwles cheating claims.
Seems it was one of the wives.
So we have this going on, and Brit telling Shamea that Porsha was talking about her. Guess we’re trying to get this finale to go out with a bang. Hopefully no one rants about a gun tonight. Poor choice of words.
Is a charity event for children that don’t get meals the venue for this petty shit?
Angela gets the ladies together to discuss the Chawwles cheating allegations.
Marcus makes an appearance to spill the tea, and looks scared shitless as Drew is literally dragging him into the room.
Kelli’s reaction is extremely excited and overcompensating as if she’s trying to act like she’s not worried. Phaedra is also making a weird face I noticed.
Chawwles sees Marcus, and tells him to ‘get his mother effing ass outta here.’
He runs away, and pretty damned fast at that. He is about the size of Chawwles’ pinky.
Angela yells at Chawwles to knock it off because she wants him to stay to divulge who paid him off.
He blames Phaedra. I totally thought it was going to be Kelli, by the guilty ‘trying hard not to look guilty’ look on her face.
Did he say June Bug?
So confused.
Angela confronts Phaedra who is vehemently denying the accusation.
Kelli still trying hard to look innocent as she has a deal animal of some sort lying on her shoulder. Maybe they were both in on it.
Very uneventful finale but whatever.
As of five months after filming, Porsha was still able to hang onto the house Simon bought for her. She’s elated now she can ‘feelm’ in it so she made Bravo pick up the cameras for no reason whatsoever. She has a chat with her mom bitching about him and how she’s ‘grown’ with respects to this divorce as opposed to her first one. Imagine that being your flex.
‘Emotionally’ she’s not ready to divorce she says, and she sure as HELL isn’t ready to move out of this mansion. And she really needed to show it off to the viewers. Could she be more superficial? I don’t think so. This really was of the utmost importance to her. Some people are just completely into appearances. They think living in a big house defines them and makes them respectable and important, because they’re shallow and have nothing else to offer in this world.
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