Guys I’m late again, still on vacay, so didn’t get chance to watch it until tonight.
Going to start off with the Erika ass-kissers, and Erika, teaming up, meeting for drinks/dinner or whatever, (Kyle Dorit, Rinna). Kyle is pissing me off right now with her pot stirring, stating that Sutton STILL doesn’t believe her about the car accident story, when Kyle and Dorit, a few episodes ago, with the husbands, making fun of the story and how they did not believe her either. Kyle continues to use Sutton as the scapegoat. And continues to rat her out. And continues to act like she is her friend.
So you see the confused looks on their faces as soon as Erika opens up her mouth, then Kyle, of course in her confessional verifies how the story just keeps on a-changin and new little tidbits keep getting added. Instead of addressing her questions right then and there, she blurts out :
“Sutton doesn’t believe you”. It reminds me of “Mean Girls” right now when Gretchen suddenly says to Regina “you can’t sit with us”
then Kyle raises her own questions in her confessionals. So she gets all serious at the table, and you think she MAY grow a backbone and question some of her outrageous stories, but instead she just tells her to take it easy on insta. Which they all just laugh off, and CONTINUE TO KISS HER FUCKING ASS, and then Drink to That !
Let’s drink to how Kyle sat there and lied to her face, and threw Sutton under the bus about something that she also does not believe, then they all stroked her stupid ass ego by telling her that her instagram antics are “ok” because “we’ve all done it.” Kyle looks sort of annoyed that her trying to “be honest” moment with Erika just got kind of ignored and glazed over, so they could all laugh at her. Erika seems to think they’re laughing with her, but honestly, it seems like they’re laughing at her. They seem to be perfectly fine with Erika making a complete fool out of herself, because, hey that makes them look better, right ?
While Garcelle’s getting glammed, she’s confiding in her squad (and to all of us) that the blind date with the dating coach didn’t go well. He just didn’t do it for her, and that she may be hanging up the dating coach lady.
I didn’t like how when she asked this dude, “are you nervous?” he was like. “nah I don’t think so”
He seemed pretty arrogant to me, in just that brief three seconds they showed this date,
So it seems like Sutton and Crystal really “patched” (little eye patch joke) things up at this point. Wondering if the whole violated thing will rear it’s ugly head at the reunion next week. well of course it will.
The Chinese New Year party is underway. The newly thawed out Crystal seems to be feeling really festive. Her dress is beautiful, and she seems to have lost the resting bitch face. Kathy arrives with her date du jour, does a quick scan to see no one else has arrived, and says “Are we early??” Kathy is still with her husband right ? Just didn’t want anypart of the Housewives perhaps ? Guess we probably cannot blame him.
I don’t know that I love a lot of Kathy’s style of dresses that she seems to often be wearing. What would you call it ? Like a colonial type style ? Like tonight to the Chinese New Year, and the sneak peek of the reunion dresses, she’s wearing something similar. Not picking on Kathy, they’re all awful at the reunion.
Garcelle and Rinna go to the side at the party for a little chit chat. Guess Rinna is being nice to her now, since she was “vulnerable” last episode, or one before. Which is code for in Housewife Land for “we beat you down so hard, to the point where you were in tears and blaming yourself for the horrible way that we have been treating you.” Garcelle suggests for Rinna to “reach out” to Denise. For real Rinna is NOT going to want anything to do with this. She may have to apologize for being a shitty friend. And Denise MAY ask, “why are you being so up Erika’s butt hole over what she is being accused of, but threw me in the fire over my “alleged” hook-up with Brandi? “
Anywho, Rinna doesn’t take Garcelle’s suggestion too well, doesn’t give a flying fuck about
Denise Fucking Richards. Just basically dismisses her.
In walks Erika dressed like a streetwalker. She didn’t get the “don’t-dress-like-a-hooker” memo.
Well I guess it’s not that bad.
She and Kyle are hair twinning. Oh. My. God.
Sutton walks in and sort of ignores Erika. I love it. She was standing there all waiting for her cheerful greeting from Sutton, so she could feel like the winner. I’m sure she expected her to fawn all over her like the others have been for the past three months now. It was kind of funny actually.
Kyle is over – acting again at the dinner at the opening of the card things, and the “animal” arriving. I mean she over over acts/reacts when this “animal” is entering. If she were a better actress, this would be believable, but she’s not, so she looks ridic. She seems to have quickly calmed down. I mean if you look at the large fake dancers dressed as animals, one can surely see how poor kyle may have been frightened. It was very realistic. Did you all notice how she starts looking around at everyone to see if they noticed her fake frightened act. Even Mauricio was ignoring her antics. If she needed attention that bad, why didn’t she offer to be one of the dancers???
Sutton tries to sort of apologize, not sure why, thought we did all of this last week. Erika can’t acknowledge or say anything back, because she’s just freaking stupid. Of course Kyle throws her under the bus, hiding in her “confessional,” as usual, with her real thoughts.
Kyle and Sutton convene in the ladies room about Erika ignoring her apology at the table. It ends with more nonsense and jibberish about the Erika and Sutton argument, and they vow to get together at another time.
And it’s over. Stay tuned for more of the Erika show at the next FOUR reunions!
