So this is another one that I’ve been blowing off on my recaps on, but I have been watching ! Of course I have!
So last week, Gary and Davide were drunked up and horsing around in the main guest area of the boat.
Gary throws a lollipop and hits him square below the eye (bet he couldn’t have done that sober if he tried) in what is a sensitive area and he starts bleeding all over the white couch.
To be honest it seem like a lot of blood for a lollipop injury. I know your head area tends to bleed a lot so I assume your face area does too.
Daisy is also pretty intoxicated, so she doesn’t see the seriousness and tells Danni to “put some vanish on it and let it soak.”
Gary is so pathetic. I know he’s drunk and all, but he actually blames Davide for getting the blood everywhere.
He asks him why he “spilled blood” all over the couch. Spilled it?? Sounds like someone a drunk person would say. As if he could help he’s bleeding.
After Daisy delivers her nonchalant instruction, she wanders off and continues drinking.
To be fair, who puts a white couch anywhere, ever?
I do find myself kind of pulling for Daisy and Gary.
At the same time I want to kick myself and I wonder wtf is wrong with me. I don’t believe Gary is capable of being in a normal committed relationship. They are attracted to each other for sure, but that does not mean they should be together. As we know.
At least Daisy has the wherewithal to crawl her ass out of bed extremely early to deal with the bloody couch. I’m honestly surprised she remembered. Or cared. I’m guessing she knew it was her ass when Glenn gets up and sees it.
The boat looks like a fucking frat house.
Daisy takes the cowardly way out and texts Glenn before he even gets up to let him know there’s a bodily fluid issue all over the white couch.
Glenn is pissed as fuck. He calls a meeting. This was supposed to be crew day off.
He demands to know how it happened. I don’t even think he cares about the explanation. They don’t get to attend the cave outing.
I feel like Glenn always seems to let Gary off the hook.
He doesn’t even reprimand Gary, but punishes the whole crew for going to bed with the blood on the couch when Gary is the one that caused the blood on the couch.
He claims he doesn’t remember anything.
Gary goes on an apology tour throughout the boat. You can tell he legit feels kind of stupid.
He has a speech that he prepares and delivers the same exact spiel to everyone as he wanders around the boat with his sad puppy dog eyes.
The blood is coming out of the white couch little by little.
Glenn thoroughly enjoys his cave tour all by himself. Poor guy. he probably was looking forward to hanging with the crow, but I don’t blame them for making them stay behind.
Perhaps he should’ve made Gary and Daisy stay behind as the department heads, one of whom being the one that caused it.
He returns, checks out the couch and deems it not perfect but acceptable.
He drags Daisy and Gary around the boat and proceeds to nitpick at shit just to be a pain in the ass, but he’s entitled to be a pain in the ass to those losers.
Glenn’s being very dramatic as he calls the crew for another meeting and tells them they’re allowed to go to be the beach club thing.
Danni is the most excited and we know why.
New deckhand is on the way. Someone we know and didn’t really love. He was a little bit of an acquired taste that no one really acquired. Well except for the chef chick, who seemed like an odd couple.
Looks like no one really learned their lesson.
Keith seems like he’s starting to feel Daisy since he and Danni tanked. Since he has little to not game and she was a little too much for him.
Gary’s mad she’s not paying attention to him.
Danni takes this guy back to the boat.
Daisy retires to her quarters and Keith I guess thought he was having a moment so he follows her into her room.
She tries to humor him for a few but then tells him nicely to go.
Daisy has a chat with Gary about making obnoxious comments to Danni in the van and he admits he doesn’t remember it. Daisy advises him to cut back.
He confesses in his yap that he knows he likes to black out and perhaps he should like, stop doing that??
You would think he would have this shit under control after getting himself in hot water with a girl on production during filming in the last season.
But apparently not.
Gary finds out it’s Chase that’s the replacement for Emma and recalls he didn’t like to take direction.
A dude replacing a chick throws off the cabin arrangements so wait for it wait for IT, Daisy conveniently rationalizes that the ‘easiest’ thing to do is to room with Gary.
Okay so bets on how much of a shit show this is going to be. We know it’s going to be a shit show, just not sure how much.
Didn’t that chick in season 1 that shared with him for the cross over after the season share a room with him and wanted to spoon out her fucking eyeballs because he acts like a four-year-old on crack??
I feel like Daisy is going to be saying the same. And they’ll probably also hook up (again.)
Daisy is all giddy as he moves his stuff in. She claims in her yap she feels anxious and apprehensive whereas she looks more elated and totally delighted.
Don’t you love Bravolebs when they say the opposite of what their face shows?
Danni and Diana seem excited about him, for some reason. And they havent even seen him in a bikini shorts yet.
They’re being a little over the top over this dude and the poor guy’s claiming he wants no girl drama.
