Real Housewives of Salt Lake 10/24

Opens tonight with a cute, this scene with Lisa and Henry. Even dudes have these stupid grade school catty arguments – the ‘I don’t want to be your friend bullshit.’ Sad the adults act like this on these shows sometimes too. A lot of times. Ok, all the time. Love Lisa’s sunglasses

Hot water with lemon and a dirty martini, Jennie orders. Guess the healthiness and benefits of the lemon water cancels out the dirty martini’s salt and alcohol. I’m sure it does. I think it makes sense, maybe I’ll “google it.” Jennie and her weird weird weird weird ass husband having a date night. I feel that Jennie girl, even if you’re mad at your dude —- yessss a date night with good food and drinks. Whatever – what fight ??? why am I mad again????

Jennie brings up the sister wife thing right away. He was serious about it, and he’s sticking with it, “sweetheart” he calls her. He is insane. He is completely insane. Douchey Duey. What would your kids, who are older, not toddlers, think of this ?

Sister wife thing is gross. I don’t consider myself a prude, I did watch the ‘Sister Wives’ in the very beginning, when it was on, and thought it was so disgusting. I just cannot imagine why anyone would want to put themselves through that. I did always joke that the “up side” was that you get to “get rid” of your husband periodically when it’s the other ladies’ turns. But still gross. Then the jealousy and the fighting over him? And surely he always has a “favorite”

“It’s more fun” he says … gross, yeah more fun for you to have multiple bitches to fuck.

Eeuww this dude is giving me the heebie jeebies more and more. Jennie is far too cute for this shit.

I feel like he is using the death of his newborn as an excuse for this sister wife bullshit. Jennie starts to cry and get upset about the baby they lost, and tells him to go to therapy about it, and he claims he is going to “think about it”

I am not sure he wants more kids, as much as he wants to bang a 30 year old “sister wife” . what a flipping loser.

Mother natures cleavage ?? is this a phrase I literally have never heard before ? Speaking of cleavage, what is with Meredith’s decolletage area in her confessional? It looks like airbrushed or plastic or something ? Very strange. Isn’t this where the producers come in handy? They’re seeing what this shit looks like on camera.

Seth is actually acting very strangely on their date. Meredith literally just keeps rolling her eyes and looking at him like he has 12 heads. I’m not even getting any of his jokes. After “better late than ugly” (which was actually funny – I may have to use it) his attempt at jokes when seriously down hill very quickly.

Meredith wants Seth to be more involved with the kids. I feel like he’s ridiculing her. He’s continuing to crack dumbass jokes. Stress grenades ?? Is he drunk ? Whatever. It was all kind of dumb. Especially when their kids are grown ups. And what was all that weirdness about him complimenting her outfit when he sat down? First of all, it was ugly. Even Meredith was laughing at him and appeared to be thinking, okay, whatever dude.

Is that weird all the ladies that were pregnant together at Heather’s salon and ALL had boys ???? I wonder if that is a thing like the women all getting their period at the same time when they’re together a lot? Can I make it about me for a sec, when I had my daughter, like 5 other women in my neighborhood were also pregnant and we all had girls. I often said – if I wouldn’t have had a girl and everyone else did – I would have been PISSED !!

Moving on —

Whitney conveys the whole double date debacle dinner with and the girls. Jen Shah is present, who of course is good friends with Lisa… so we all know where this is headed next week.

Whitney is acting all CSI as Lisa joked last week. “ I figured it all out, and shut it down !”

Jen says in her confessional that this is so not Lisa’s style – she’s way too busy and important ….” lalala – spare us Angie falls on her drunk ass, as Whitney is telling her to “own her power”

Girls tubing trip is underway. Whitney’s friend has the exact. Same. Hair. As. Whitney. Exact.

Mary says something about carbonation causing something with your ovaries. Hardens them did she say? and Lisa playfully asks “is that true is that a thing? I’m gonna google it?” Mary for some reason GOES OFF and thinks this is a dis and saying Meredith thinks she’s dumb. To be far I though, she never has came across as overly intelligent.

This whole argument is dumb. I think Lisa just meant she’s want to google it to get more info about it?

Mary explains in her interview that this comment “triggered” her. I have mentioned how annoyed I am with “triggered” right ? Well I’m mentioning it again. It’s stupid. It’s a dumb new ‘woke’ word giving people an excuse to act any way they want, and to lash out for no reason. AT ALL.

They try to smooth it out at arrival and it just intensifies because you know Mary is so “triggered.”

she says Meredith doubted her because she’s black. Insert eye roll here.

Now Jennie gets involved sort of, since this is the anniversary of her newborn daughter’s death. Which is very very sad and emotional and something I can relate to. She asks that everyone just calm the eff down, and I guess this “triggers” Mary too… Is she like on her cycle right now ? Not sure of her exact age , if she’s still cycling, but she’s acting sort of erratic. Jennie follows suit and acts more errtatic. “Don’t tell me what to say or do…” it’s all getting childish and ridiculous at this point. Please shut up.

Jen and Heather boob “high five” (or is it ten??? ) that they’re not involved.

How do you live in Salt Lake and not go snow tubing?

Mary is having another hissy that she doesn’t want to go down the hill anymore. She also had a hissy about the two hour drive, and a hissy about Lisa joking with her, and a hissy at Jennie. Like for real wtf? This woman is just being beyond unpleasant. This photo pretty much sums up her face on the whole outing.

She continues to pout and sulk like a four year old who didn’t get her way at lunch and not even eating. Mary and Lisa talk and decide “they’re good.”

Lisa and Angie begin to interact about their caterer tiff – Whitney has to get involved and say in her little Whitney voice – “she thinks you did something to her.” to Lisa. Ok thanks. We know this. Detective Whitney on the case again.

Everyone is piling on Lisa as she says. And questioning little jokes, and accusing her of things she didn’t do. Hmmmmm again im not wanting to make this about me, but I can relate to this as well. About a year ago, I got accused of something I DID NOT DO (and a month later was able to prove this, through the magic of cell phone data), and had a jokey thing I said totally blown out of proportion. And no one I thought would have my back did. So I am totally feeling Lisa right now. I am just going to have to take her side on this one. Whitney does need to shut up. If she does not have facts, then shut up. She says some crap in her confessional that Lisa talks and talks until she gets her way. Not seeing it that way. Looked to me like she was upset and sticking up for herself. As anyone would be in this situation. I’m beginning to not care too much for Whitney. At all. Why don’t YOU stop talking ??? She is actually the one talking this situation to death.

Now Jennie is ‘triggered’ too. Lord help us. Mary continues to sulk. Rolls her eyes. Look all around. Jennie sort of apologizes to her without directly addressing her. This pisses her off too. Why did this miserable miserable human that is Mary – stay the hell home ? ??? !!!!!

And it’s over. What did we all think of all of the squabbling over googling and triggering ????

Lame !!

Get real ladies, and grow up !! Lisa’s little Henry has more maturity than all of your put together !!