So apparently Ubah has been on some kind of rage texting vendetta since filming wrapped, and does not want to interact before they start the reunion, and has opted to get her hair and makeup done herself. Honestly, I’ve seen so much bad hair and makeup by the Bravo Craig’s List sylists and makeup artists, that’s probably a good idea. Although I’m not seeing anything horrible here, except maybe Erin’s hair. Maybe she wanted a ‘natural’ look. It’s a little too natural.
Andy speaks with her as she’s getting touched up, and she’s pulling out ‘gas lighting’ already. She’s even mad at Jenna, so I don’t know what’s going on. She’s being weird.
Who thinks Evil Munchkin was so mad to learn she was last seat? I think it’s a testament to viewers’ opinions about her behavior, which is kind of surprising that Bravo is actually listening to the viewers. And look who’s first seat? Jessel, the main victim of her bullying. I personally think Jenna should have been on the other side of her, and first chair as well.
Jenna’s rocking the jeans. She says that she’s “representing” in reference to her wardrobe, and the dingdongs she’s unfortunate enough to be sandwiched between are like “huhhhh?? what? Representing what, Levi’s?? denim?? Huh”
They don’t realize she means the lesbian community, by not wearing a froofy prom dress?
My God. Maybe they were kidding. I don’t know, they’re so dumb it’s hard to tell.
This eating thing with Sai, is it the poor upbringing, that she’s worried she won’t have enough to eat? You would think she has a condition of some sort, or it may be more of a ‘pay attention to me’ type of thing.
I guess we’re not going to talk about Jessel’s nose job. It’s pretty evident as they flash on the scenes. Is she going to take the Melissa route and be a nose job denier?
Ubah randomly accuses Jenna of not being the same person as her Housewife ‘character.’ This bitch is stewing and brewing about some serious shit. Serious to her, but it’s probably all stupid.
“TV Jenna is poor me, I’m old, I’m victim…Real Jenna is powerhouse.” She was the victim of Sai’s and Erin’s bullying. I hate when people ‘accuse’ someone of ‘playing victim’ since this is a new overused buzz phrase like ‘triggering’ ‘gas lighting’ and ‘not feeling safe’ when they truly have been victimized. You don’t have to ‘play the victim’ when you are the fucking victim. She was a victim of bullying purely for displaying ‘vulnerability’ which is what these ho’s supposedly fucking want! Sick of that word too, honestly.
So apparently Ubah has her panties all in a twist, also for Jenna being ‘Team Erin’ during the phone fight. That’s pretty dumb. None of these ladies on these couches are bright, with the exception of one. She seems really proud of this statement, but sounds like an idiot.
Erin seriously, tries to deny that the whole ‘swinging’ convo even took place. Clearly they were serious. And I kind of can’t believe Andy doesn’t address her idiotic “bring in the gays” comment if she and Abe should lose interest in intimacy, and how inappropriate that was. They sat there, all on fucking film, and talked in length and great detail of her banging a “middle of the road gay guy” with Abe not in the same room, but closeby. I sat there with my jaw on the floor. I don’t know what was more shocking, the verbiage she was choosing, or just the fact they were actually discussing this in front of the world. So embarrassing, I think they were trying to sound cool and progressive, but she and Tom Hanks are anything but that.
Evil Munchkin calls her out. Erin looks, of course guilty. She’s clearly embarrassed of the shit they were saying. That convo went on for what seemed like forever, in intricate detail of logistics of the future possible swinging escapades. It’s not like it was just “oh maybe in ten years we might try it…. Hahahaaaaa.” It wasn’t like that, at all.
I feel bad for Jenna being seated between these two morons. I’m so glad Sai’s been put in her least important place on the couch. I hope he brings up how she met her husband, and asks why she never talked about it, nor her stepson. All of the times that she pointed out what a great and involved father that he is, wouldn’t you think it wold have been normal to say, “he also has an older son to his first wife.” Hmmm. I didn’t see anything on the previews about it, so she must have demanded it not be addressed. Yet Jessel gets hammered about moving to New York.
Erin gets questioned about the food at her event. She brushes this off as so silly, because she’s Jewish and all occasions are centered around food, and there’s always tons of food. Okay fine, Erin.
I think the issue comes in, though, when she has to pay for said food to feed a crowd, or others, not hosting a family dinner. Daddy is probably footing the bill anwyway.
With her event timing being a 7pm, most people would not have eaten dinner, and expected, if not a sit down meal, very hearty appetizers, and possibly even a carving station.
You don’t need to have a formal dinner to provide substantial food. Totally should have been more than a few ‘finger’ items. I would expect Erin to know this. Andy sort of scolds her too that a 7pm event is dinner time, and she needed to provide more food.
Bottom line is, it seemed like their wallets did not want to open far enough to provide adequate food for their guests. Between the scant eats, and the ‘sponsors’ (people paying) listed on the invites, clearly they were trying to put this bougee event together on a shoe string budget.
Which is kind of embarrassing for them.
What IS with Sai always accusing everyone of lying? Seems a little projection-ish.
Her “you’re lying! is similar to her “I’m hungry!!” Both statements being constantly used. Both are very childish. I think with childhood trauma, you continue to act like a child.
Erin: “here we go another liar in the group…”
Not the cheese argument. This is Erin’s ‘big lie?’ A pod cast statement about the fucking cheese, where Erin was joking around? OhmiGod who even cares. This little stupid fucking goblin needs to go. Bending over in the back of a bar for crissakes fucking her married boss. Girl, BYEEEE!!
And what IS wrong with Ubah? Is she retarded? is she drinking? Does she have tourette’s? Does she have no clue how these reunions work? Here’s her second random shouting-out type comment, having nothing to do with the current discussion, again about Jenna. Like what DID Jenna do to her? Sleep with her boyfriend? Take her phone? What?
“Why don’t we talk about Sai and Erin not wanting Jenna on the show?” Again she’s so fucking pleased with herself.
Andy doesn’t ask for elaboration. Whatever. They pretend to look confused. I’m sure they did say that. It sounds so them. I’m sure they thought she wasn’t going to fit in due to her age, being gay, and oh, being extremely successful. So there was jealousy.
Jenna looks so uncomfortable and I don’t think she wants to be here at all. She certainly doesn’t want to be sitting between these two nincompoops. She should have got the first seat. I don’t think we’ll be seeing her next season. By her choice. This is just not her scene.
Ubah, can we please not with this ‘she gas lights’ in reference to Erin. It doesn’t even make any sense in that context. It doesn’t mean starting shit! It doesn’t mean being a bitch!
It’s a pattern of extremely abusive behavior, that usually has to involve your actual partner/husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend, not random people or friends, because it’s a prolonged behavior designed to make the victim feel like they’re crazy, with constant manipulations and mind games! Not the same as a merely poking at, or gossiping to starting shit.
It just bugs me because it’s form of sinister mental and emotional abuse, that is predominantly men displaying towards women. So now that we’re just using it casually, when a fucking Housewife tries to get under another’s skin, to start the needed Housewife conflict, when this abuse is actually taking place, it’s not going to be taken seriously, if a victim were to confide in someone about it. And the abuser will be most likely ridiculing the victim for using the phrase, since the meaning has gotten extremely convoluted. So can we STOP? It’s the same as making light of a man beating the shit out of a woman. Or dragging her downt the stairs of his shithole ghetto apartment.
And I’m so honestly over their shitty childhoods. I really am. We get it. Noted. Is this why we watch Housewives?
To listen to a bunch of bitches cry about their shitty drunk incompetent broke ass parents? No. It’s not. Go hire a shrink, the viewers don’t care. We’re not shrinks,. Stop using it as an excuse to act like a piece of shit.
So this is funny, just in time when I needed a laugh.
Sai: “I want everyone to look at me and feel happiness and positivity, and I mask it with humor.”
Did this witch seriously say ‘positivity’ when describing being in her presence? Her constant yelling, lying accusations, name calling, ‘I really don’t care’s’ (after she asks the questions) and screaming that she’s hungry?? This exudes happiness and positivity? That will go into the top ten dumbest thing said by a Housewife at a reunion, ever.
Andy: “Do you think that lands, do you think you’re successful at that?”
She does. Sai, girl you’re not successful. You’re not funny, at all. Try harder, or better yet, just go away. She had to know Andy was dragging her dumb ass. He addresses with Jessel, if her humor attempt ‘landed’ with her. No. It did not of course. I don’t get why Jessel tried so hard to be her friend. Groveling to that miserable nasty personality type makes them treat you even worse, and even morph into treating others worse, because it inflates their ego, and becomes their expectation.
I’m not feeling Jessel’s earrings. Also too matchy-matchy. The dress, hair tie, and earrings are all the same color.
This fake-ass chick beside poor Jenna, is suddenly encouraging and giving Jenna all of these accolades? Someone is doing some serious damage control. Guess she’s been reading (she can read?) the backlash from viewers on social media. Jenna knows that she’s not being one bit genuine, and is just letting her talk. She’s not buying this shit. It’s better to just let her go, and sound stupid.
Ubah tries to get in here again with her Jenna grievances, that she wasn’t being authentic. I don’t know what this is all about, but I’m ready for her to shut the fuck up. Like just shut the fuck up. No one cares about your Jenna bashing.
Jenna has a new love interest she divulges that the ladies have all met.
Erin, also doing damage control, apologizes to Jenna for the first class thing. Then Sai chimes in with her own apology for being the evil miserable goblin that she is.
This shit with Jenna and the gift giving. Like so fucking what if she was doing a little plugging by giving them? What moron complains about getting cool expensive gifts?
These bitches will use anything to make people feel bad about themselves, to make up for their shortcomings. Of which there are many.
Sai the one-upper: “I also get so many things gifted…” And Again an apology. And then another.
For me, it’s too late for her to change her entire persona, because viewers hate her. These apologies are disingenuous as fuck.
Ubah and Connecticut are still together. Guess he’s not married, like I was hearing earlier today. He’s private because of his work, supposedly.
So speaking of Mr. Connecticut, of course the finale fight is addressed. The state in which he resides is not the problem. It’s the fact that she asked Sai to not say anything yet. She’s on apology number four, I think. She even admits to taking it out on Brynn, that she blabbed.
They haven’t spoken since that night, we learn. Brynn is confused because yes, this apology is great, but she’s been all over the press calling her untrustworthy, and blaming it all on her, as recent as last week. So here we are at the reunion, face to face, and suddenly she’s admitting she was projecting, and she’s so sorry.
Conflicting arguments, as to whether or not there was this intense eye contact, circle of trust super duper serious pact between them to not say anything when the guy was discussed over dinner.
Brynn gets all Stassi with “it was my birthday!” Like they couldn’t have made this promise to each other since it was her birthday??
Ubah who’s just so pissed off at everyone, bitches about Erin telling Sai how she didn’t appreciate David’s “why don’t you have a man yet?” comment, and literally blames her for all of it.
There was nothing wrong with her relaying that to Sai. I don’t think she was exaggerating at all. She merely said it bothered her and comes off sexist.
David ended up apologizing to her, which she seemed to appreciate. Not sure she appreciated the lingering extremely tight hug that followed. I feel like Ubah is just reaching to complain about everything. Is she mad she’s last seat?
Her rationale is that this convo is what sparked Sai to tell Erin about Connecticut. But it’s not Sai’s fault for divulging the info to everyone? This sounds like stupid Gina Kirschenheiter from OC math.
Sai and Erin deny that they said Pavit was cheating on Jessel. They roll it, and yes of course they did. They said it a lot. Bitches were obsessed with Jessel and Pavit.
Andy asks Brynn how she and E.M. stand at this point. Sai thinks they’re fine.
Brynn says no, not fine, as Sai has been making disparaging comments about her, and that she’s a slut and whore, and it’s strange she has all of this money. I have heard these rumblings as well. She seems to have a lot of financial freedom, considering her occupation sounds kind of vague and sketchy.
Sai insists she has said none of these things, then contradicts herself by snarkily saying “I don’t know what you do for a living.” Too stupid to see that this statement proves that Brynn is most likely correct.
So she was saying this shit. Brynn claims she’s had six 9 – 5 jobs since 2017. Not sure if that’s something to brag about. And she does talk about sex and makes ‘jokes’ about using rich men, a lot.
But, whatever, we’ve been more concerned and obsessed about Pavit’s trip to Vietnam. If you’re on TikTok, he did post a whole video about his flying and eating experience. Kind of an ‘eff you’ to these ladies. Also, it’s being talked about that the assumption of going to Vietnam purely for women and/or sex, is kind of racist and inappropriate.
Jessel claims she and Pavit are having more sex, when asked, and out of the rut, but I’m not really sure about that. He answer sounded kind of like the long way of saying ‘no.’ I think it’s time we all let it go. I made the comparison before, how these two remind me of Katie and Schwartz on Vanderpump. They’re not intimate, but they’re on the same page about it. Neither wants to have sex with the other. It does indicate underlying possible issues, but if they’re fine with it, just let it go. I’m sure they’ll divorce soon. I know she wants this third child, a girl and all, but I think bringing another child into this, is not the way to go. I think the fact that Pavit does not want to have this third frozen child, indicates things aren’t great.
It sucks to have sex as an argument in your relationship honestly, especially if your partner is a lying abusive hunk of horse shit, which is an extreme turn-off to most normal people, (except for exactly one woman on the planet) since this causes you to not really be in the mood. And then they start begging you and crying about it, and making you feel like there’s something wrong with YOU, that’s even more of a turn-off. So it makes for a very tense and unpleasant environment. This person I’m referring to is miserable, abusive and a coward will always be a miserable abusive coward.
Okay, moving on.
I think Jessel did move to NYC specifically to do the show. I’m sure she ordered Pavit, and told him – this is what we’re doing. The timeline seems suspect, so I just wish she’d own it. It’s not the biggest deal ever. Some ladies on the other franchises don’t even live in the cities of which the show is to be centered around. I believe Wendy does not live in the Potomac area, Sanya does not live in Atlanta, and Erika when she was with Tom, did not live in Beverly Hills. She lived in Pasadena, where it snows.
So what’s the big deal of relocating to the area in which you want to audition? And she did previously live in New York for ten years, before marrying Pavit. I think that’s important. Brynn also points out, people do relocate for work. I just think there are other things Andy should be dragging some of the others for.
Andy continues to drill her. Who most likely, has the actual facts.
This was pointed out on social media posts that I saw. Like, shouldn’t he know this? Head Honcho of Housewives?
Sai AGAIN apologizes, I lost count, is this six? This time to Jessel for stating that she doesn’t think they fucked comment on their romantic getaway. Now, it’s none of her business, and she shouldn’t comment on someone’s marriage, as she comments on their marriage. She states it seems like they don’t have a connection with each other. That’s harsh. And I don’t totally disagree, I have shared similar thoughts. But to sit and tell a woman that, seems uncalled for. This is where Jessel should have said, “how did you meet David again?” Jessel, come on she left the door wide open for that!
She points out her IVF, and post partum issues, and scolds Erin and Sai for saying that Pavit is cheating on her. They do pretend confused face.
That’s a wrap on Part 1. One down, one to go! Awesome! These three and four parts needed to go!!
