So not to brag, but looks like I was right. Meredith and Lisa meet for their walk/hike and Meredith is wearing high heeled boots. Lisa, was however, surprisingly practical and wore sneakers.
Meredith’s coat makes her look like the Cookie Monster, along with hideous ill-fitting metallic blue pants? To go on a walk? In the winter? If the look she was going for was ‘Utah’ she’s succeeding.
They make small talk about their kids.
“Is she excited?” (Lisa fake interest)
“She’s reallyyyyy exciteddddd.” (Meredith weird nasly voice)
Lisa discloses Jack’s intention become a missionary for two years, to preach Mormonism, which seems like not a fun thing to do, but maybe I don’t get it. They get into the “piece of shit garbage whore” and what lead up to that.
Lisa, in her yap spewing out nonsense, as usual. She trusts lawyers, because they are ‘bound by law?’ Not sure if I’ve ever heard a more gullible statement by any Housewife ever. What the fuck dumb ass ‘trusts’ lawyers? They lie probably more than any other profession.
They apologize to each other, hope for the best and promise to move forward…
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Other SLC friendship that went south, Heather and Whitney. They meet at a natural water park to soak. This I guess is a thing in SLC?
Whitney is trying so hard to act like a dick and so put off by Heather’s company. She rolls her face around when Heather tells her that the water tastes like buttered popcorn.
Okay settle down with the eye rolls and over-acting. Let’s all remember how she didn’t mind having wine poured directly into her vagina last season, as she was hanging upside down with a skirt, on in a moving trolley. But taste the salty spring water? Really, Heather?? That’s where she draws the line!!
Whitney drills her on why Mary and Angie were in attendance at her party, and why Angie was there if they don’t get along, and why Angie wasn’t invited.
You can tell Whitney is just feigning interest in making amends with Heather, so that she can do her Bravo job and tear her down at her every opportunity. I’m sure she can’t wait to report to Angie what Heather is confiding in her. She’s not really trying to hide that she’s sitting here ridiculing her and cataloging everything she says, intending to use it against her.
Let’s not forget how bizarre her behavior was last season, and her extreme reaching, and nonsense views, just so she could make waves and be on camera acting like a nut job.
Heather tells her that she doesn’t think Jack should do this mission since her experience wasn’t great, and had to take a death oath. That’s kind of concerning. A death oath. I think she is coming from a place of concern for the kid, and not a place of being judgey and gossippy.
Whitney keeps responding with subtle digs, and bitches further in her yap that Heather shouldn’t be “inserting herself into Lisa’s son’s life choices.”
Again what do I say about kids on the show? If the moms are willing to have them be a part of it, and discuss them, then viewers and the other Housewives have every right to comment. She’s not saying anything disparaging about the kid, which I would not condone.
Whitney can’t even keep the smirk off of her face, about how she’s going to make this a living hell for Heather. She gets snarky in her yap, that just because she wrote a book she doesn’t “get to tell other people how to do it.” It’s called an OPINION! Whitney is a terrible actress, but she does try!
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Meredith and Seth are doing a podcast about relationships. I’m kind of over them pretending to be a perfect couple. I don’t think Meredith can stand him. I’ve been saying that, and I still believe it.
Meredith is planning a girls trip to The Trixie Motel in Palm Springs. Trixie, being a drag queen. I guess I’m a little surprised these Utah ladies would be wanting to hang around her. I don’t have a problem with them, (as long as they’re not performing for children) I’m just saying I would think these Mormon, ex-Mormon, kind of, sort of Mormon-ish ladies, this would not be their thing. Seth pretends to be interested in all of the women and who’s in, and who’s out.
Everyone is in, except for Angie.
She refers to Monica as ‘lively.’ I guess that’s one way of putting it, when she did a random football style tackle with Angie in the snow. They were supposed to be snowball fighting, but okay.
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Angie’s daughter’s name is Elektra, which is, different. She and her husband own hair salons and a cosmetology school. Not sure that we knew that back story last season.
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Monica makes swaddles/baby blankets, and crib sheets, and sells them? We get her story. She was raised Mormon when her mom converted when she was five. Mom is going to be minding the store with the kids while she’s on the arguing trip, and she cries that she bought a designer purse to keep up with the Joneses.’ She feels out of her league with the other ladies. Why didn’t she just get a fake one like any other normal Housewife who’s trying to appear bougee. That’s why they make them. Her mom and oldest console her and assure her that she is enough.
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Four besties, supposedly, we’ll see how long this lasts, Justin Whitney, Angie and Shawn meet for dinner. I’m sure it has a lot to do with the fact that Heather does not care for Angie, and less to do with how ‘their lives align.’
Whitney lets Angie know that there is an arguing trip planned, and Angie wasn’t included. She doesn’t get why she was excluded.
Angie brags that she did hair for Meredith’s fashion show without payment.
Can we just not with these supposed ‘team building’ trips and events on Housewives?
So this is going to be a whole big thing, because Whitney is bringing her as a ‘plus one’ and not telling anyone. Heather and Meredith are for whatever reason, icing out Angie. It’s in the script I guess? I mean, yeah they were at odds last season because they were being supportive of Jen, and Angie wasn’t. Jen then pleads guilty, goes to jail, now they’ve washed their hands of her too. They sure as hell don’t seem to be too concerned as to how she’s doing, so explain to me why the discord?? If you’re going to have Housewives at odds, Bravo, shouldn’t it at least make a little sense? We’re not doing that anymore, I guess.
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Monica and Heather meet at a bougee boutique to ‘shop’ for vaca clothes. She explains to Heather her connection to Lisa and Angie ‘K. ’ Like do we have to keep calling her Angie K? The other Angie did not seem to make the cut, not even as a friend. Heather tells her that she doesn’t like her, and Meredith isn’t inviting her.
They flash on the ‘Barbie scissor kicks’ scene last season, and Angie giving her take on the black-eye. So this is what has Heather all riled up, I guess?
Monica admits to her that she had been doing the Mormon thing, kind of, but was ex communicated for “fucking her brother in law for18 months.” She seems to think that this is really funny. She also thought because she admitted it, that there would be no repercussions. Did she really think that? It’s not like she’s ten and stole a candy.
I wasn’t really aware of Mormon women having to wear special ‘garments.’ in place of underwear. So women have to wear this weird ugly Little House on the Prairie underwear? How stupid is that?
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Off we go to fight and have petty drunken arguments in another state. AKA ‘girls’ trip.’ Whitney arrives early with Angie, but just tells the ladies that she’ll be on a different flight. Hope it’s not first class. Monica wastes no time pointing out her brand new Louis bag.
Whitney and Angie arrive, and it looks like the set of the Barbie movie. Whitney brags that Trixie was ‘her friend first.’
Airport bathroom drama when Lisa drops her 60k ring on the floor when it falls from her finger as she’s pulling up her pants. Why would you even wear that on vacation?
It doesn’t get found, she files a police report, in case anyone turns it in. Yeah, okay. If this legit happened, I would say she flushed it down the toilet. I’m sure she’s embellishing on the value. Lisa immediately calls and cries to John. He’s probably thinking, wow they haven’t even gotten to the destination yet. I doubt if he even cares about the fucking ring.
Lisa gives him the details of pulling up her pants, to the security people. Does that really matter? Isn’t it enough to tell him that dropped it in the stall? Pretty sure he knows what goes on in there.
Looks like Mary is the masker in this group. On RHONY, it was Sai. There’s one self-righteous idiot in every group
Monica makes a comment that people would possibly think it’s fake, if they saw it, so therefore wouldn’t steal it. Which of course, makes no sense. I guess she’s just trying to make her feel better.
Lisa disses her for calling it fake. Monica corrects her, but she’s not even listening. First she says she’s calling her jeweler, than that quickly changes to she’s making John call. I feel so bad for John. But just like Jessel’s man on RHONY, they could speak up for up for themselves, so I shouldn’t pity them.
Whitney and Angie let Trixie know that Angie wasn’t invited and the ladies will be shocked to see her.
Trixie makes a claim, sort of joke, that drag is illegal in Tennessee. Actually, I hope you all realize that of course, is not true. It is illegal to perform these shows for children. Funny how that always gets left out. Not even sure what that sense that reference made. Does she think these ladies are from Tennessee?
“The law does not explicitly refer to drag but forbids “adult cabaret,” including by “male or female impersonators,” on public property or anywhere children could see it if the performance meets the state’s definition of “harmful to minors.” Violators of the law would be charged with a misdemeanor for a first-time …Jun 3, 2023”
I wish they’d stop with this ‘build trust’ rhetoric. It’s so ridiculous on Housewives. Everyone knows it means nothing, and they will all be screaming and throwing shit at each other.
I don’t think Trixie wants involved in this Housewife drama at all. Whitney keeps trying to suck her into it. I’m sure she thinks it’s a snooze fest, who should get the biggest and bestest fucking room. She’d rather walk around and make false claims about laws.
Mary is her usual bitchy and unpleasant self in the van on the way to the motel complaining a chip crumb fell on her. I feel like Monica is trying way too hard to fit in, and impress the ladies.
