Okay, here we are picking up on the aftermath of Captain CraCra MarHo’s hair brain idea to harass Kenya in her hotel room.
Cuz you know, Kenya ‘triggers’ her, simply by her existence.
Marlo is just so ticked that they had to leave this cocktail party, that they were bitching was so fucking lame anyway.
Kenya tells them she’s calling the cops if they don’t leave. I hope that the other ladies other than Marlo, (or I guess I could have just said ‘the ladies’ because Marlo is not a lady, she’s a swamp creature) feel really stupid about doing this.
Marlo sounds like a fucking fucktard screaming — “Summer!!!” which is her nonsense from her yap, that “winter is over…” for Kenya.
Whatever the hell that means. I guess that makes sense in Marlo’s head. Someone with the maturity and intelligence of a five year old. How much vodka did her mom guzzle when she was pregnant? jesus.
Sheree: “I don’t get the summer thing.”
No one gets it Sheree, and you should have known better than to go along with this shit.
They should already know, and prepare themselves going into a Kenya trip, that it’s gonna be an issue, and just set the bar low. She does have bad hostessing skills. It’s not shocking.
These spoiled bitches did get treated to a hearty early dinner BEFORE this cocktail party, which I’m sure not one of these bitches had to get out their wallets for.
I don’t get what they’re bitching about. If they wanted to continue the evening when Kenya went back to her room, why couldn’t they have done that? Because they’d have to pay for themselves? What are they making per episode again??
Marlo screams that she’s ‘off to get a steak!’
Can I remind the viewers that she ordered the fucking rack of lamb at 5 pm – and she now needs a fucking steak at 10 pm? Is that normal? I know it was an early dinner, so maybe a snack is in order, but I guess this ho needs a whole second fucking hunk of meat. Euuw.
To be fair, the bitch needs her extra protein to maintain the energy for this insanity I guess. Acting like this does take a lot of effort and energy,
She should stop wasting her money on this life coach. That so-called life coach seems to just make a bunch of excuses for her anyway, and tells her what the hell she wants to hear. Not helpful.
Monyetta is mad Kenya left her with these crazy ass ho’s who act like simpletons.
They leave, hopefully feeling really stupid. Except Marlo of course, she won’t shut up. She carries on in the elevator. This woman is a terrorist and Bravo should not be enabling this behavior.
So here we are again, take two from last season, Marlo and her obsessive irrational anger and jealousy towards Kenya. She tries to slam this really heavy door in Monyetta’s face and that doesn’t go over well.
Now they’re in the lobby making a huge ruckus. Sheree continues to stroke her wig and look uncomfortable, and remorseful for participating in this. She was also banging on the door, and Kenya is supposed to be her friend. She could have possibly de-escalated this before it got to this point. She should feel stupid. No, she’s not responsible for Marlo’s horrendous behavior, but she shouldn’t be encouraging it.
Marlo goes outside and complains she’s hungry, and has to order somethin. Is that what’s wrong with her? She’s hangry? I thought I had hanger issues. After a rack of lamb??? I don’t think that I’ve ever eaten a rack of lamb, or would want to, but it sounds like a lot. I feel like I would be full for three days.
The others call Kenya from the lobby, and she wants Marlo to leave, and tells Sanya she can just go too, since she’s whining about having to leave early, or whatever the hell. They’re all annoyed because they don’t know what’s going on, they say. Which is confusing, because I thought they knew they were going to a football game??
We know, Sanya, you’re ‘booked up’ and so in demand and popular. Even though no one has ever heard of her before she was a Housewife. Suddenly she’s FloJo.
Sheree wants to know what’s going on the following day – is it more than just the game?
Kenya wanted to surprise them with her performing at halftime, if I remember correctly. Kenya tells Sheree she’s performing, which it seems like she already knew.
Marlo and Courtney come back to the lobby, and Marlo is just still so Marlo pissed. I don’t know why, but she is, Can someone shove a fucking tenderloin down her gullet already so she shuts up and goes to sleep? Fuck me, this woman needs more than a stupid bogus ‘life coach.’
She claims she ‘let Kenya take control of her.’ Marlo cannot control Marlo. Kenya didn’t do anything to her. Kenya went to her room to be with her child when the cocktail party came to an abrupt halt. It was not her fault that they had to leave the stupid party because of the cameras. Remember they were bitching it sucked anyway.
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Meanwhile, back in Atlanta, Drew was in the hospital with the flu. These are some over dramatic bitches. Do they llike the hospital??
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Todd and Kandi scene, and it’s the usze. Do I even need to recap it? Todd is whiny and bitchy and Kandi is very important. Todd’s movie ‘The Pass’ is pretty self explanatory and I feel like this concept has been done to death.
Also what’s been done to death is Kandi’s mom ridiculing Todd, and Todd and Kandi bitching about it.
“Do you think she plays into the mean MIL, for the attention?” Gee, I’m sure that never occurred to anyone.
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Marlo calls this life coach and kind of victimizes herself, and starts this — ‘I can’t give them control over me.’
Let’s remember what pissed her off is that they had to leave an event, and she was then free then to go out, and do whatever she wanted, eat a steak, more lamb chops, whatever, and was mad Kenya went to her room to be with her four year old. She’s painting it to this clueless woman that she was ganged up on or something, or stranded on a dirt road. Marlo is in her own fucking world. She laughs, but it’s not really funny to be this disturbed. Her irrational issues and complaints with everything are reminding me of someone I know.
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So Kenya pulls a Vickie Gunvelson and calls an ambulance, because she’s nauseous, and claims she can’t breathe and is dizzy. I saw on a FaceBook chat group that her performance got canceled and that’s why she made the sudden ambulance call.
She claims numbness and pain in her left arm, which I think is the heart attack symptom.
Sheree summons MarHo to her room to lets her and the group know that Kenya got whisked away in an ambulance.
Marlo’s looking a little “oh shit” however she’s Marlo, and she doesn’t take accountability for acting like some cracked out hillbilly the previous night at all.
They FaceTime Kenya and she doesn’t apologize, and tries to act like she cares. Kenya is over dramatic in the call. She doesn’t want them to come probably because she knows she’s about to be released.
Marlo and her fucking fake praying, and pretending to be religious. I just CANNOT.
This has to offend decent people that ARE actually religious, and don’t just pray for show. It offends me, and I’m not religious. Remeber she did some bizarre prayer last season, while annihilating Kenya in the actual ‘praye?.’ Sanya was looking at her in complete disbelief.
Marlo acts slightly remorseful about her coked out cracked out, whatever behavior. Seemed like more than a few drinks was her issue, as she tries to justify.
Well this trip was a bust. As Kenya’s usually are.
Everyone is up, and looking for an update, and food. Yes, can we please feed Marlo before she starts beating down doors again?
She claims that she wanted to send flowers, (which I doubt) and found out that Kenya had checked out. Then she ridicules her in her yap. So they all seem to be loving on Marlo after the way she acted last night.
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In line with true Housewife problems, Drew bitched about Sheree supposedly taking back the ‘She By Sheree’ merch that was offered at BravoCon. Such problems these ladies have. And I’m sick of the bitching about BravoCon.
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Kenya is remorseful that her over dramatizing of being pissed at Marlo, caused her to miss her halftime show, but it could have been canceled as I mentioned above.
Not saying it’s true, but, it might make sense.
Yes, we know, as Kenya says to Sheree, Marlo needs her negative attention. Like a three year old doing things they’re not supposed to do because their mom isn’t paying attention to them for five minutes.
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Mama Joyce pays a visit to Kandi, and it seems tense and awkward as they make small talk about the weather.
Kandi again tells us that she’s doing a million things. As she sits here in the middle of the day looking quite relaxed talking about the weather.
They get into it about Todd, and it’s the same old same old, and Mom agrees to go to counseling.
Awesome. This hag needs to go pay some bitch $200/hour because she can’t stop flapping her jaw about how Todd is not good enough for Kandi. A therapist needs to tell her to knock it the fuck off. Okay.
In her defense, I can see the George Jefferson reference, and it’s kind of funny. She’s pissed that he was meek and humble when they first got married, and how dare he have a little swagger. She’s also annoyed that he goes to strip clubs. Kandi defends that and says it’s a normal activity, and sometimes they even do it together.
Well, okay. No comment. I have my concerns about Todd too, but she needs to butt out and let the universe do it’s thing.
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Kenya, Sheree and Drew meet at some IV vitamin spot. So hat would make me nervous, trusting a sort of, not really medical establishment to pump some sort of random liquid into my body. No.
Sheree addresses with Drew about the SBS merch that’s the world’s biggest deal ever.
Apparently, the bag she wanted was Sheree’s own personal bag and that’s why it was taken back.
Glad we solved that very urgent mystery.
Is it just me, or are the Atlanta ladies the most petty of all?
This is so embarrassing for them.
Drew’s this mad over not getting a free cheap ass pleather tote bag with the stupid ‘She By Sheree’ logo?? Then again, she was also fussing over Sanya owing her $25 last year, so… Whatever.
They discuss Marlo’s spazzing out on Drew at Candiace’s event, when she flipped her lid over Kandi not acknowledging the shooting at her restaurant, and Marlo’s nephew.
Drew says she didn’t comprehend the entire story. Well, did she listen? I HATE to defend Marlo, I do, you know how I feel, but maybe if she would have stopped yammering about being from Chicago, (I get what she means, but not relevant) and listened to her, and expressed sympathy, it wouldn’t have escalated like that.
I mean, it was kind of off for Kandi to not acknowledge this tragedy, when the dude worked for her, and was shot by another dude that worked for her. Right?
So next week seems kind of scary. Marlo is fucking coming unglued again. See, I knew in the first few eps when she was all calm and cool, we were going to be in for it.
