And we’re off on a new charter.
Daisy seems to be cozying up to Colin, and not being really shy about it.
This guest-requested talent show that the crew is to be performing in the evening is all the buzz. Who has what talent?? Can hardly wait!!
I did miss last week’s recap, but I did watch, and OF COURSE, the big news was that Mads gave into Gary’s relentless advances and love bombing, which she even recognized as love bombing, but here we are.
Which made me so irritated because she was acting like she was really into Alex, and Alex just dropped the ball, and gave stupid Gary the green light and Mads gave in. Trashley is probably watching, and getting so mad.
Gary has a little dude-crush on Alex, and needs to discipline him about not cleaning the boat while he’s on night duty. He takes it extra easy on him and tells him he knows it’s not his intention and he doesn’t think he’s lazy. He was correcting him like you correct a child for some reason.
Gary talks to Mads about what she “wants out of it.” What kind of question is that??
It’s just beyond gross. She’s giggly and eludes that she might want to still be flirty with Alex, but will be giving in to him any second.
The talent show gets underway. Glenn tells some jokes, (which he’s not very good at) and there’s Irish dancing, boob jiggling, and Colin and Alex do a little ditty, and end up taking the win. I guess I agree with that.
Can Gary stop staying “bruh??”
Gary and Colin discuss his little fake crush thing that he has on Mads, and he’s puzzled as to why she’s not throwing herself at him. He’s pretending to be all ‘in love’ with her. Oh my God.
Gary thinks she’s Trashley or something.
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Crew night out, and Chase seems really riled up. Not sure if he’s drunk, on meth, or just really excited.
Gary is stirring up all kinds of shit with the dudes and the girls. He’s trying to get them to say shit, then is telling everyone what the other says. I think that’s the best way to explain it. Long story short, he’s acting five. It seems to be all in good fun, for now.
Lucy is a little offended that Gary referred to her as a bloke (dude.) She’s trying to laugh it off, but she’s hardly manly. She’s taller, and isn’t double zero, but she’s not masculine. I think she’s really pretty.
I’m feeling kind of bad for her because she’s not on any of the dudes’ wish lists as far as hooking up.
Ileisha leaves the dinner feeling sick. I’m surprised she stayed that long if she was puking. Sick chef, not good. Also if it’s some kind of bug, not good for her to be around everyone.
Now Lucy does finally lose it on drunk-ass obnoxious Chase, who has been sitting beside her, poking at her non-stop. I really hope this wasn’t his version of flirting.
I want to add this thought of the stews this season.
I love the drama-free-ness of the stews! They have each other’s backs, and just like, do their jobs!! Who knew it was possible?? Don’t miss the whining, bitching and bickering AT ALL!
Did you see how Lucy called on Mads for support when Chase was being annoying and making unwanted advances? Mads immediately jumped out of her chair to comfort her. Keep in mind that these girls just met a few weeks prior. It’s nice to see. And they both have great work ethic too. On top of that Daisy is a great chief stew in the way of motivating and respectful. She’s not Kate Chastain in other words. Thank God that miserable hag retired. She’s now busy with her turkey baster baby she clearly had at 40, because she’s bored and desperate. I can’t imagine a more non-maternal woman than Kate.
So back to boat, and sadly, Mads and Gary do actually hook up, and get interrupted by the guys who think it’s funny to storm in the guest cabin while they’re having sex.
Gary doesn’t care, (of course) but Mads has some dignity, I guess, and is pissed and returns to her cabin that she shares with Daisy. Daisy does her uzse of getting jealous and territorial over Gary.
Then she and Colin start making out, which is confusing. It seems like she’s trying to make Gary jealous.
Then – Daisy pulls Colin into her cabin, and throws Mads out, and tells her to go find Gary.
It’s strange to Colin participating in the random hook-up past time.
Mads pretends to be pissed that she HAS to sleep with Gary. Okay Mads.
I was having so much respect for her when she was telling him to fuck off. Oh well.
