SANDY CAPTAIN SKEEVO OUT!
CAPTAIN LEE IN – GODDAMIT !! I’M SO GODDAMNED HAPPY TO BE RID OF THAT CREEPY LURKING OLD BAT!!!
Except what am I going to talk about now??
Rachel could not have a bigger smile on her face as she greets Captain Lee, and gives him a big ole hug! Think she was starting to give Rachel the heebie jeebies.
Ben is fucking weird ! Why would you sleep naked when you share a small space with another dude??
He’s so pleased with himself as he ‘apologizes’ to Tony for climbing over him with his fucking wiener in his face. Are we sure this dudes is into chicks?? Cuz I’m not sure. Tony is more than tolerant of shit he should just not be tolerant of.
Hayley fills Leigh-Ann in on who’s doing who. Fraser is concerned that he’s going to get his little toesies stepped on. I don’t see her coming off that way, to me, but she’s been here for five minutes so we’ll see. It’s hard to tell. She seems more focused on banging Ben honestly, than out-chief stewing Fraser.
The guests are a bunch of obnoxious frat boys and their wives or girlfriends. As we see later, that sort of becomes a bit muddled, as Fraser might say.
Crystal, the primary’s SIL, is “sleeping on his couch in his room.”
These ding dongs want a seafood extravaganza with a beverage pairing with each course, as a steel drummer plays serenades them. Weirdos.
Leigh-Ann has been tasked with coming up with the cocktails. I’m (and I know everything) not even sure how you would pair a cocktail with a dish. I guess you wouldn’t necessarily want to use the same flavors as the dish.
Ben has a little kerfluffle with Leigh-Ann being into him, and he thinks they had this “online connection” and he’s planning this trip with Camille. He says he has to tell them about each other. Why?
Leigh-Ann who has already been filled in about Camille, asks Ben if he’s been hooking up with anybody.
The stews discuss the odd ‘family dynamic’ with the dude shacking up with the sister-in-law. Like is this his wife’s sister? There is an Olivia chick that looks like she’s in misery every time the camera zooms in on her. Not sure what her problem is. Maybe she’s bothered by the brother and sister an law having an affair? What’s the wife think watching this right now?
I also caught very quickly this chick motioning to someone (camera guy?) waving her hand across her neck as if to stay – stop.
The sister-in-law sure looks pretty chipper though.
The Producers make Katie look like a fucking stooge when they do these back and forth confessional of the two of them discussing the other. Katie talks about their ‘connection.’
Ross talks about boning her.
Nice.
Ben and Leigh-Ann are serving the guests drinks and munchies in the after-hours. Conveniently.
They’re in the hot tub chugging tequila straight from the bottle. (guests not Ben and Leigh-Ann(
One of the losers slips and falls on his ass, as he’s getting out of the hot tub. That’s gonna hurt tomorrow.
Beach games and just drinks (no lunch) due to the possibility of impending rain. Leigh-Ann is in charge of the set-up, and thinks there should be a canopy for the guests event though they’re not having lunch. She’s probably right.
So Fras gets the low down from this ‘sister-in-law’ who tells him that Jake is married to her best friend, who is like a sister. Fras inquires as to her whereabouts. Like why is her husband on this fabulous vacay without her?
Turns out she’s stuck at home with the kids, while her cheating ass husband is on a fucking yacht in the islands banging her best friend. Got it. That’s some warped fucking shit.
Ross tells Fras that Leigh-Ann has requested a gazebo for shade on the beach, and Fraser takes this as some kind of ‘fuck you’ that she is trying to take his job. She’s English. She’s sweet, she’s a hard worker. I hate to pick on my peoples, but I have noticed there seems to be a pattern of the Americans being most likely the crew members that are defiant and lazy. It’s embarrassing.
This chick could not be more easy going and non-threatening. I wish Fraser would get the hell out of his own head for a minute. I thought he sent her there because he ‘trusted her’ and was delegating to her because she’s experienced. Now he’s bitching that she made an executive decision. While in charge.
It’s so funny that not one member of this crew goes for a fucking swim while being at the beach with
the guests. Believe it or not, there are actually people that think Camille did nothing wrong, and Alissa never had any reason to be annoyed.
Not to pick on Camille, she’s not here anymore, thank God, but just another quick obsi, for those of you who think she deserves some kind of ‘justice’ because racist Sandy fired Alissa.
Deckhand Katie is here serving drinks on the beach with not one word of complaint, whereas Camille threw a bottle of wine back at Alissa, when she nicely asked her to please pour the guests wine.
She blatantly refused because she was there “as a deckhand.” Then she went for a swim.
Yeah the crew is getting along, Cap, because Sandy Captain Sandy is gone! Last week she had everyone pissed off at each other, due to her gas lighting, brainwashing, and spying on the stews.
Are people seriously thinking that Sandy deserves any fucking credit? Luckily, the two replacement stews for Camille and Alissa, are not American, and fucking normal. Alissa did nothing wrong, except not take Camille’s shit, and call Sandy Captain Sandy out on her abusive behavior towards Fraser.
Christ she had everyone here under her mind control except Alissa.
Okay, so Ben does go for a swim. Whatever. Well they do seem to have a quick two minute break while the guests are chilling. And yes, he was trying to get that chick to notice him. I don’t get why she is so enamored with this punk. He’s a fucking little pussy.
I am torn though, because I’ll be laughing if he ditches Camille and this trip they’re supposed to go on.
Wouldn’t it be funny if he takes her instead?
