The Hamps trip continues. Thank GOD they didn’t pick up from last week with Ubah weirdly and embarrassingly repeating ‘Pigeon! Pigeon!’ ‘Brynn is a pigeon! You all pigeons!’ I don’t get her. She’s trying too hard. She’s not cute and she’s not funny and she’s not smart. Someone tell her. So it’s tennis on the …
Real Housewives of NYC 10/22/24 – Keep On Truckin’ Read More »
“From the kiddie pool to the dating pool I’m ready to dive in.” Now Bravo tagline writers, that is so inappropriate. Don’t these bitches have any say or have the brains to refuse them? Comparing playing with her two small sons to banging dudes? I don’t even know what to say. Beginning of this ep …
Real Housewives of Potomac 10/20/24 – DU – I Didn’t Do It!! Read More »
Across the pond in England for Shannon’s birthday trip, things are going as you might expect. Katie just learned that England is an island. Listening to her and her daughter discuss that, then referring to it as ‘geometry’ was so painful. I missed last week’s recap! So sorry. I fell so behind and I just …
Real Housewives of OC 10/17/24 – Get on the Bus, Gus! Read More »
So tired of talking about stupid Prism and Whitney’s stupid cheap jewelry she’s peddling. Apparently unbeknownst to Bronwyn, (which is a little sus since they’ve been friends for a while, haven’t they?) Lisa knows the family of her daughter’s father. Did I miss that he had died? Then his family has never tried to meet …
Real Housewives of SLC – 10/16/24 – Dirty Dancing Read More »
“Why just date their dad when you can be a mother?” Do not get it. Sai must have watched herself back last season and decided to drop all of those hunger melt-downs and tantrums. Did you even notice she met Jenna for coffee and the didn’t order food nor did she even mention food?? They …
Real Housewives of NYC – 10/15/24 – Don’t Feed The Pigeons Read More »
The dinner continues waiting for Scott’s steak to be cooked correctly. Daisy advised the others to go ahead and eat, which is always awkward. I don’t think Contessa is even offering him a bite of hers. Good for her. He apologizes to the guests about the steak mishap. I think he could’ve done a better …
Below Deck SY – 10/13/24 – Pretty Fly For a White Guy Read More »
Picking up at Karen’s party. Mia ran to the bathroom and returned to the table suddenly perfectly fine. Karen and Gizelle half-heartedly apologize. Mia is kind of missing the point with the girls saying she “didn’t protect her kids.” It’s just a more eloquent way of saying that her behavior hasn’t been very motherly. Is …
Real Housewives of Potomac – 10/13/24 – DUI SCHME UI!! Read More »
