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Summer House Finale 5/30/24
Much anticipated break-up finale! For some reason I kept thinking last Thursday night that it was the reunion. But NO we didn’t even have the dumping yet! God she’s so frustrating isn’t she? I need to try to keep the F bombs to a minimum and I AM going to try! The ‘Doomsday’ fight is

Summer House 5/23/24
We find out what Danielle is a CEO and founder OF. I actually did look it up after that episode and read a little bit about – ‘Donne.’ I think it’s stupid. And not because I think Danielle is weird. I do have a reason. It’s stupid because someone that is into fashion and looking

Summer House 5/16/24
First off I wanna say – Summer should be fun!! Dudes crying and whining – NOT FUN!! Sounds like my last summer! Listening to a grown ass man cry and melt down every five minutes. In all fairness to Kyle, he approached Amanda with genuineness and wanted to apologize and smooth things over. She accused

Summer House 5/9/24
So last week wrapped up with Carl excruciatingly attempting to again confront Lindsay, well not confront but you know, inform, her that the convo between him, and his mom and Lou, was a tad more serious and negative than he lead on. But honestly even what he told her in the previous week’s episode, it

Summer House 5/2/24
I’ve recently noticed Paige has long legs and a really short torso. She’s a lifelong New Yorker and doesn’t know where the Hudson River is. I was also kind of shocked she went to all of this trouble to pack plastic containers of salami and cheese for Craig. And fruit too! I’ve never seen her

NPD and Lindsay
Since I consider myself the authority on Narcissistic Personality Disorder, here’s what I have to say about poor Lindsay finding a guy to marry her: I think with this mental disorder in women (and it IS a mental disorder. they live in a literal ulterior universe that is distorted AF. If that’s not a mental