Here we go, the final Summer House of dealing with the excruciating Kyle and Amanda, and their constant bickering and putting each other down.
I’ve always said this. They’re both immature, but in different ways.
I know a lot of you 100% side with Amanda, and I normally would side with the woman because I think men are immature classless 200 pound toddlers, however I did see Kyle’s frustration with her. And I see hers with him too.
She is on the lazy and/or unmotivated spectrum, whereas he’s a workaholic that doesn’t even like to sit still. He gives her a title and job with Loverboy and all you hear her doing is complaining about having to ‘work.’
I laughed a few seasons ago when he said if she was an actually employee, she would have been fired a long time ago.
Aside from designing the logo, that strongly resembled the ‘Barbie’ logo, I think her contribution has been little to nothing.
She resents him for working too much and of course the Djing. He resents her for being lazy and ignoring him.
Kyle genuinely seems to like spending time with her. Is he a little clingy? Yes. I can see how that would be annoying too.
This was a long time coming. I’m glad the pressure is off of both of them trying to make this work.
Amanda opts to ride with the girls to The Hamptons, and Kyle is taking the boys. Kyle is already whining to her that she better pay attention to him at the house. You can already see she has no intentions of doing that.
I’m sure Jesse will be getting her attention though.
There is some new blood. Was that just last season that dude that kept bringing bank randies, banging them and showing them the door at 7am?
What was that about?
West has a buddy he’s bringing – KJ. One thing is for sure, Ciara won’t give him the time of day, since he’s not pink. If you get my drift.
They recap briefly Jesse’s extreme love bombing of Lexi last season and he swears to “not do that again.” What a douche. Let’s see I’ll flatter and compliment this girl to death, until she gets hooked on me, then get mad that she thinks I actually like her and proceed to humiliate her. This guy’s such a pig. For real.
Ciara and Amanda pick up the new girls. Ciara immediately hates them, even though they’re white.
Gabby is out this season. Ciara hated her for no reason whatsoever.
Last season I remember everyone was like ‘she has a heart of gold’ about Ciara. I was wondering, where? Where is this heart of gold?
I thought it was funny when the one new girl, Bailey, compared her dad to Kyle having a mid-life crisis. If that puts it into any kind of perspective as to why Kyle (and Lindsay and Carl) should no longer be doing Summer House.
I guess Lindsay isn’t officially a house mate but is making appearances from what I’m gathering from previews. I wonder if she’ll be back to acting like a royal fucking bitch. She took last summer off since she was pregnant. Which was refreshing,
Good news – the door is fixed.
West is in charge of the 4th of July celly and he’s bored with the ho-humm celebration of America and freedom thing, so he opted for a country carnival theme.
Ciara gets asked by the new girls her thoughts on the men in the house, and she says stupid.
Well you hooked up with two of them so… guess they weren’t all THAT stupid.
West arrives with his new buddy, the model and pro skate boarder, KJ.
Ciara starts acting weird since West is in the house. She’d be so cute with this new guy, he seems semi-normal, however she will not like him. And we know why.
I wish she’d understand none of these white guys want a black girlfriend. Is she okay to hang out with here and there? Yes. Is she okay for booty call? Yes. Would they ever seriously date her? No.
Am I the only one that Jesse’s slow monotone voice gets on my fucking nerves?
“Is. Everybody. Here? But ussssss?” Shut up Grover. Just shut up. I can’t stand this guy at all.
KJ’s dad played for the Pirates. Carl loves that since he’s from Pittsburgh.
Ciara keeps talking about this fucking SUV she’s driving. Pretty sure I saw that she is endorsing this vehicle. GO get our stuff out of the GMC.”
Okay, Ciara the Nurse/Model/GMC Spokesperson
Kyle is annoyed that the girls want the guys to bring all of their stuff in. I think the girls can get a load or two and certainly the guys should help.
Ciara chooses her room. And it will never look like this again.
I’m honestly not missing Paige announcing how she contributes nothing to the household, as far as cooking and basic clean-up, and very proud of that.
Kyle’s other friend is arriving the following day, also a model. Of course he is.
KJ joins Ciara on the couch. His mom is a nurse. As is Ciara, and HER mom. Ciara WAS a nurse I guess is more accurate. She left nursing in 2020 to be a reality star.
Don’t mean to sound bitchy, but pretty sure nursing was way too much work for her.
They order pizzas, and it’s disclosed that Kyle ‘lost’ his wedding ring. OMG.
Both new girls recently got out of long relationships. One very long, the other two years.
Amanda gets a snarky dig in, but I guess accurate, that when she mentioned a ‘swim suit line’ Kyle decided to do the DJ thing on weekends.
They play the flash, and he even said it in a sarcastic way. Two minutes later he’s actually doing it. Maybe he thought ‘why not? It’s a weekend thing and Amanda never wants to do anything on the weekends anyway.’
At this point, Amanda hates Kyle. Last season, I thought I saw them somewhat getting along. She kept touting the ‘meds’ she was on.
She seemed to be a lot happier and not getting as mad at him as she usually does. But even though she’s still on the Prozac as she and Ciara bragged about on WWHL, and said “everyone should be medicated” which I couldn’t believe, now she’s back to being herself.
Awkward and ironic moment when Kyle talks about the DJing, and says Amanda never asks questions and ‘doesn’t listen.’
She thinks (because she’s not listening) that he says that she’s jealous, so she goes on this whole tangent making fun of that.
It’s so bizarre how they bash each other to everyone in the house, and even right in front of each other. No one knows what to say or do.
Kyle adds he can only “netflix and chill so much” so had to go out and DJ.
Everyone looks on in horror.
I feel like the world is a much better place now that they finally called it.
Lazy Amanda and Ciara, who can’t be tired because they do absolutely nothing, opt to not go out with the group.
I’m sure Lindsay was watching and making fun of that ten gallon hat that Carl is wearing.
First mention of Paige when Jesse crawls into bed between them. I don’t even miss her. Good riddance. She’s now with the guy she claimed she hadn’t been talking to while she and Craig were together, who was also engaged at the time. She’s such a liar.
West is such an idiot for making fun of Bailey for having an emotional moment talking about her break-up. Like she cried for two fucking seconds, and quickly apologized and made a joke about crying.
Hey West, your buddy Kyle, whose a fucking dude, gets in his little feelings and cries every other day. Get the fuck out of here.
Kyle cries (case in point) in his yap that he was looking forward to being in the house with Amanda since they haven’t been spending time together due to his weekend gig.
Didn’t he also whine about this last year? And the year before? And the year before? Has he met Amanda?
Absence will not make the heart grow fonder when it comes to her and Kyle. She kind of forgets about him, which I get.
My husband was never home either, because he was always out cheating on me, so yeah I kind of just forgot about him.
Then like Kyle, he wanted me to grovel at his feet and be elated when he was around. Even though he like fourteen girlfriends. I’m not sure if Kyle has fourteen girlfriends, but I do think he fools around on her. Not that that’s any better.
Amanda discusses with Ciara how she talked to someone whose husband also DJ’s and he doesn’t feel the need to stay out all night partying. Well yeah Amanda it’s not a prerequisite to stay out until 6 am and get drunk as a skunk. He can’t help himself.
Amanda is at the point, she says, where she doesn’t care what he’s doing and just goes to sleep.
Bailey and Levi could be the new Paige and Hannah. And so much cooler.
Wait, what? The hot model pro skateboarder dude also cooks?? He immediately comes into the kitchen wanting to cook everyone breakfast.
Second new guy shows up. Australian dude that Kyle met in Italy at that wedding that they went to last year.
Sounds like Amanda met him first, whilst skinny dipping in Italy. And she seems to be smitten by him.
Carl has a point in his yap that Kyle’s DJing behavior isn’t ‘aligned with’ where one would think a married man would be at this point who claims to want a family. Claims to.
The party set-up begins.
Amanda and Kyle both wander around the house mumbling about each other under their breath. She is smitten with Ben, that is for sure.
Ciara of course loves farm animals because well, never mind. She just does.
Kind of the same reason why she doesn’t like KJ, and hated Gabby.
The commoners arrive to the party.
I wish West would stop calling the new people ‘the newbies.’ Dude you just got here ten minutes ago. Shut up.
Is Ciara seriously still hung up on this dude?? My Gawd.
Amanda flirts with and gets man handled by Aussie, while Kyle complains about her to a couple that he seems to know well, but not sure who they are.
Bailey seems to be into Aussie, so we’ll see where that goes. She’s cute, he’s cute. They love each other’s blue eyes. But he likes Amanda.
Who the hell doesn’t know how to make bacon?? I guess only Lindsay. They call her. I think we would be just fine without Lindsay anymore, but I know Bravo likes that she brings the mess. And gets Carl all flustered.
She promises to drop by. Great. Can’t wait.
Carl has a heart-to-heart, of sorts with Kyle about his marriage, and that he’s concerned.
Wasn’t it last year that he made a pact with Amanda that he ‘wouldn’t stay out until 4 am.’ I laughed out loud at that. Like wow Kyle, how upstanding of you.
So what happened to that? My guess is it didn’t make much of a difference, so he said ‘fuck it. I’ll go back to staying out all night.’
Jesse tells West he loves Ciara’s energy. That would be thanks to Prozac, as we now know. Anti-depressants (even though she’s never complained about ‘depression’) is the reason Ciara now has a personality.
I can’t believe they have that jackass just randomly walking around.
Let me clarify. The four-legged jackass.
For whatever reason, we don’t know why, maybe it was the skinny-dipping in Italy, Amanda strips down to her see-through half bra and panties. When I watched this initially, I thought I missed why she took her clothes off.
She wasn’t wearing a suit under her clothes, so I guess that’s how she rationalized it.
Of course this Ben guy is in the pool, so yeah, there’s that. Everyone else jumped in with their clothes on but Amanda for some reason couldn’t. Don’t think she was wearing silk, or leather.
And who comes to the rescue with a towel? Ben. This is going to get messy, isn’t it?
Kyle is pissed. Amanda has like the best boobs in the history of boobs so I guess I get Kyle’s annoyance. But then again is Kyle the picture-perfect guy?? NO.
Amanda keeps saying ‘we were all in the pool and everyone got naked.’
No one else got naked. And the fact that other people were in the pool with his almost-naked wife is probably why he’s pissed. That’s not helping her case.
I don’t think she cares.
