Paige is FER SURE trying to not-so-subtly let Craig know she was checked out this season, which is what I had a feeling we would be seeing. Craig: “I miss you.” Paige: “I get it.” WHO SAYS THAT?? ‘I get it??’ What a bitchy self-righteous sanctimonious thing to say. You get it? Like OF COURSE

Wow I haven’t done an SC recap in a minute! A lot of minutes. I’m blaming my technical difficulties. Hopefully they’re all behind me now. I LOVE Molly’s tie dye swim suit and sarong thing. So stinking cute. Shep’s leg is going a mile a minute, lying across the bed as he tells Craig about

Aren’t the Craig and Paige scenes hard to watch? Is everyone looking for the clues how she was no longer interested? It shouldn’t be hard. I was seeing them all last season. Paige never seems to be available for the SC cast trips. She has two photo shoots she CANNOT cancel. In Paige’s sarcastic voice:

Whitney is in Cannes Of course he is. Asshole. Scripted Madison following her marching orders since she’s a boring old married lady now, and hanging with the dudes in her extremely short tight clothing.  I know  – she looks great. I’m being judgy because she’s married and I just don’t think this is 100% appropriate,

This show is so going downhill. Let me start off by saying it’s nobody’s fault. It’s just that it’s ran its course. I think I speak for a lot of viewers. I’ve had the shits of Shep and Austen to the nth fucking degree. Craig is much less insufferable because you know, he’s evolved. He’s

I don’t like Sally. There I said it. I feel like I’m not alone. She’s so weird. I feel like she’s the Southern Charm Alexis. Cast only because she dated Gaston and to get under Taylor’s skin. It’s way too much with her and Taylor’s messy crossing of several mutual dudes they’ve banged. It’s gross.  Do