That was a little bit of a tease in the previous episode. Who else thought that Taylor was going to spill the damned beans finally, and admit they hooked all the way up, and not just ‘made out.’ I can’t even believe I’m saying these words discussing people in their thirties. Taylor simply reiterates what

Shep still in his drunken chaotic rant about Craig and Paige. Dude, jealous much??? Craig walks away from him. That’s what you need to do to a nut job freak like Shep. Narcissistic mommy’s boy pieces of shit. Walk the fuck away, and leave them sitting there spiraling looking and sounding like like a fucking

This hotel they’re staying at in Jamaica looks really basic, considering this is an all expense paid by Bravo trip. Maybe that’s just Housewives that get these huge bougee mansions right on the water. I find it hard to believe Shep was ironing, if you caught the ironing board being up in his room, as

I didn’t get this episode that Craig said he had planned to take Paige to Jamaica for a romantic getaway, then decided to make it a group trip, for her to get to know everyone, but never even mentioned it to her. He finds the time to invite like fourteen people, but not Paige. He

Shep wakes up next to Taylor, calling her ‘the kissing bandit.’ So apparently she was trying to get with him as they slept in the same bed. Duh. So she gets in bed with him, and wants to hook up after he was so aggressively nasty to her for making a little joke that he

Madison narrating, why just why? I think I complain every week. She’s not even in most of the episodes. Which is fine, I’m not complaining about that, at all. When she is, she’s chilling with Hudson and her new brainwashed dude, which is also fine, but it does seem like she just realized she has