Do we really need the scenes of 80 year old Patricia getting brought martini’s and ordering a butler around? I guess they’re trying to keep her (and Whitney) relevant on the show. We have Madison dropping in to make sure she’s still mentioned in the will. She looks like a little rolypoly, in a cute

Salley and Charley ‘talked through’ the tension that Salley had towards her for flirting with Craig, which she claims she was not doing. Why are we fighting over Craig and Austen? Rumor has it Salley had been having an affair with a married doctor right prior to, or during filming. You recall how she operates

Austen is such a girl. Out tanning before going to a baby shower. I wish he and Shep would come out of the closet already. Why were the guys even going to her shower. I didn’t get chance to recap the premier last week, but I did watch it of course, and I HAD to

I thought this was going to be three parts. And it’s not. Thank God. Venita retrieved her phone to discredit JT’s timeline. He claims he was ‘ghosted’ by her. She reads messages and gives dates, and it seems like a lot of back and forth of texting that’s easy to get confused, and tones were

First I must address Taylor’s dress. She’s like the fifth Bravoleb/Housewife to wear this, or something very similar and the same brand. You’re telling me she had no idea Gina and Tamra wore it last season on OC, and worse yet, pretty sure Olivia also wore it. I think there’s one more too. It’s from

Finale – here we go, getting late start on this. It seems like if I have ONE extra thing to do, it throws off my recapping!! And I hate it! Madison recaps the whole season for us as if we need reminded. I guess it makes her feel important. Every time JT is accused of