Paige is FER SURE trying to not-so-subtly let Craig know she was checked out this season, which is what I had a feeling we would be seeing.
Craig: “I miss you.”
Paige: “I get it.”
WHO SAYS THAT?? ‘I get it??’ What a bitchy self-righteous sanctimonious thing to say. You get it? Like OF COURSE you miss ME! I TOTALLY GET IT.
Do I miss you? Yeah, not so much but thank you. It’s like saying ‘I love you’ and hearing ‘I know’ or ‘what’s not to love’ back instead of reciprocating the sentiment.
She’s such a dick. She deserves that slimy cheater she’s with now from Philly.
I doubt if he’s making her breakfast upon her immediate demand while she just sits there waiting to be served.
I’m not sure if she’s still denying she’s with him or what’s going on. I haven’t really heard anything since Super Bowl time.
Craig bitches his burners are screwed up as Paige waits impatiently for her food to be served.
Why do the poor housekeepers always get blamed for everything?
How about, instead of “what’s going on over there” impatiently,
“Do you need help babe??”
How about get off your ass Paige?
She’s SUCH an asshole. I wouldn’t listen to her stupid podcast if you paid me. Okay MAYBE if you paid me, a lot. I can’t stand this new way she’s talking now dragging out all of her words.
Ohhhhh Myyyyyy Gawwwwwd, can weeeeeee talk about the fashiooooooooon??
Or whatever the hell they talk about on there. I saw a girl on TikTok imitating her when they were talking about one of the awards shows.
If she really thought that doily dress was flattering that she wore on Summer House last week, then she can just top with this ‘I’m such a fashionista’ BS.
Did Craig even season the eggs?? And why do they have two giant bottles of OJ out?
He fills her in on his and Austen’s talk on the beach, and how he finally got through to knucklehead Austen that he was on his way to having a drinking problem, so that’s why he was keeping to himself.
I think Austen has some jealousy issues with Craig. Maybe his beer isn’t doing as well as Craig’s pillows.
Paige pretends to care about his struggles he was having with drinking. Maybe at one time she cared when he was embarrassing her, now she’s like ‘whatever, that’s so two years ago.’
I thought it was funny how on this week’s Summer House, she’s suddenly being flirty with Jesse, when last year it was “how DARE HE!!”
Craig shares something I don’t think he has before, that addiction runs in his family.
I think Austen is a big giant fucking moron for not realizing Craig was telling him he was struggling with drinking too much. Do I have to play the scene in his back yard again when I thought Craig DID tell him that? Austen, this is not that confusing.
I didn’t get that thing at the end of Craig and Paige’s scene, that if she ever needs to leave in the middle of the night with kids, she will.
Then Craig says “I know because you make your own money.” That seemed like a dig or a sarcastic remark. I guess she tells him that, often.
She thinks she’s the next Elon Musk with that fucking podcast doesn’t she?. Jesus.
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I don’t get why Madison put this house up for sale because she’s pregnant? There’s no room for a baby here? She needs a bigger big house??
I don’t know how this dude that’s a fireman is so loaded, but good for her I guess.
Good news on Brett’s cancer. I am sure we are all happy to hear that. This guy is the sweetest ever.
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Venita calls JT and invites him to her date to Madison and Ryan’s collab ‘black tie’ event. I guess this is going to be the finale for the big blow out.
I’m sorry, but hasn’t he told her he has a girlfriend like twenty times now? Even if he’s lying, that means he’s making excuses, so let’s abort the mission! Stop chasing this weirdo.
Even though Paige is on my last nerve, she was right when she said maybe two seasons ago, that everyone wears beige in Charleston.
Taylor and Molly meet for a puppy play date and chat, and they’re dressed almost exactly alike, wearing beige baseball caps.
They both tell each other they look cute which I guess makes sense since they look the same. They don’t even make a joke about it.
Molly takes her hat off right away, I assume because she doesn’t want to look twinning with Taylor.
Their interaction seems forced. They keep mimicking each other too. They dress alike and talk alike. Maybe they should be real friends.
Salted caramel is disgusting. Do people know when they order something ‘salted caramel’ it’s artificially flavored?? Which is why it’s gross. Normally I’m all for anything ‘salted.’
Speaking of gross, I think it’s quite odd for Molly to be confessing her ‘crush’ on Shep to Taylor.
I don’t know why any woman would want to date this man after watching the way he treated Taylor. She seems like she does feel weird about it but is trying to act like it’s normal. We know it’s not.
While I think Sienna is kind of a cold-hearted bitch with a black heart and no soul, I don’t blame her for not being into Shep.
Shep’s house makes me chuckle. Between his parents’ allowance and his Bravo money, you would think he could afford a nicer house. It’s not only really small, but it’s ugly.
His living room cracks me up, that his belongs to a man in his mid-forties. The end table is cool, but a lava lamp?? And what’s with the baseball cap collection on the bottom of the coffee table?
He admits to his dad that Sienna dumped him.
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Do we care that Salley, who is boring and annoying, is getting her implants removed? I didn’t think so.
The doctor examines her and says “your breasts look GREAT!” You better be careful, doc she’s going to change her mind if you keep that up.
I feel like he was a little turned on.
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Paige is sitting on her ass as usual. She makes a face like she’s bored shitless when she tells Craig all she does is sit and eat when she’s there.
This just isn’t exciting enough for Princess Paige DeSorbo. She is wearing another wrinkled unflattering dress that does not fit her right.
Just when you get excited because she said something nice about Craig in his presence, (he tells Austen her loyalty and support will always lie with Craig) then wah-wah-wah, two seconds later, she’s making comments to Austen that she knows are annoying and hurtful.
She starts mocking how he wants to get married, and wants her to move to Charleston, and that she loves that they’re long distance.
Craig is visibly annoyed but doesn’t really address it.
Then Paige, she’s such a sweetie, tops this all off with agreeing with Austen about how much fun it is to make fun of Craig. I know a lot of people think it’s funny and cute, but it this was the opposite scenario with the dude sitting here saying all of this snarky shit while his girlfriend is standing there preparing food, we women would be going NUTS and calling him abusive.
But Craig is also tolerating this, so he’s partially to blame.
People that have personality disorders, that have the need to belittle others to feel better, will treat you how you allow them.
And unfortunately Craig is allowing this. I shouldn’t say this, but I kind of wish he’d toss back a couple whiskeys, and go off on this bitch and tell her to get the fuck out of his house and don’t come back unless she can act right.
Then she’d probably want to marry him tomorrow.
Like what is literally wrong with this girl?? She thinks she’s so ‘strong and independent’ yet she clearly needs to belittle her partner to feel some sort of self-importance. That’s called bullying and it is a sign of weakness actually. And asshole-ness.
Paige literally acts like a six-year-old spoiled brat.
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This whole ‘some black girl is coming onto me’ scenario with JT, Ryan and the barber is so silly.
Let’s not give Venita a race platform again. Well not really again, the last time she tried this she made it up. Olivia put her dumb ass in her place and that was the end of the ‘racist’ talk.
It’s so serious, we need Leva is involved. Bringing out the heavy artillery.
Seems to be a lot of cute outdoor coffee places in Charleston.
Leva summons JT to fill him in. This is all starting to feel like a JT take-down for whatever reason. Are they all just picking on him because he’s the little guy? Some of these guys need to grow a pair.
Why does he keep saying ‘friend group?’ Dude none of these dickwads are your friend.
Well he denies it, but I kind of didn’t believe him. Didn’t expect him to dial up the barber, but he does. The barber confirms that he said ‘cute black girl’ and didn’t say it in a derogatory way, and that’s not how he meant to relay it to Ryan.
He happens to have his barber’s personal cell phone number already. That’s convenient.
The barber confirms that he said ‘cute black girl’ and didn’t say it in a derogatory way, and that’s not how he meant to relay it to Ryan.
So you can see how Madison’s ‘black tie’ party is going to go. Sounds like a repeat of last season when he head butted Austen for picking on him.
Definitely another finale fight.
