Shep still in his drunken chaotic rant about Craig and Paige. Dude, jealous much??? Craig walks away from him. That’s what you need to do to a nut job freak like Shep. Narcissistic mommy’s boy pieces of shit. Walk the fuck away, and leave them sitting there spiraling looking and sounding like like a fucking retard.
This dude honestly is on my list that should’ve been drowned at birth. Is that rude? Oopsies. Didn’t mean it.
He’s all cranked up because first of all, he’s drunk, second of all he’s jealous and attempting to project. Third of all, he has zero control of his emotions. Seven foot fucking dude having a meltdown because he can’t control his fucking emotions. Adorable.
I feel so sorry for him. It must suck to be him. I don’t give a shit how much money he has. It really must suck to be him.
Olivia sits by Taylor, as Shep is having his meltdown and everyone is fussing over him, and you kind of hope that they’ll work things out, and Olivia can tell her she wants to move past this for the time being.
But instead she rips into her, which some may argue she deserves. I’m honestly not 100% sure where I’m at with it all. Although I don’t agree with all of her choices, I don’t think that she did all this with the intentions of being malicious or vindictive.
Olivia is reacting it as if she and Austen were an actual couple, and she was fucking around with him behind her back. He had broken up with her. Shep had broken up with Taylor. Taylor and Austen sort of had a friendly rapport before that. I’m not saying Olivia has to be besties with her again, just stop fucking harping on it.
Olivia wraps it up with telling Taylor that she hates her. So okay, it’s official, she hates her. Can we move on? I would love to know who leaked this to Page Six. I would say it starts with an M and ends with adison.
Speaking of her, why is she sitting there, watching this interaction with a sinister shitty grin on her face? Really speaks volumes to the character of Madison. And why is she judging Taylor anyway. She would not hesitate to fuck around with a dude behind a friend’s back. I know she bragged that she’s never done that, but probably just because that opportunity never presented itself. Plus she barely has any friends.
She would do it in a heartbeat, and not even give a shit. At least Taylor feels remorseful. Cannot wait until this knight in shining armor dude, ditches her fucking dumbass
Shep is so over vested in all of this. Dude, just fucking go home, and go to bed, and sleep for a very long time. Like a week. Or forever.
The girls kick him off the bus. He then embraces his boyfriend Craig. He took his anger out of Craig, usually he does that with a chick. Not that much different really.
How long is this fucking ride back to the hotel? The back-and-forth scenes over the two bus loads of bickering buffoons is fucking excruciating.
And I love how Madison is suddenly pretending to be Olivia’s BFF. Pahlease. She’s so fucking phony. She can’t stand Olivia.
The only entertainment right now in the back and forth is Craig imitating Shep.
Seriously though, why is he always asking if everybody’s okay?? Like he really gives a shit?? Reminds me of when my ex asked me if I was okay, when he was putting on a show in front of people that he was actually anything close to any kind of gentleman, and cares if I’m okay or not. He usually goes OUT OF HIS WAY to make sure I’m upset and pissed off. Then he’s the victim. You know, that typical scenario,
Why is JT taking a bath? Dudes that take baths are weird pussies. Take a shower like a fucking normal dude.
I don’t think it’s cool that they’re all ganging up on Taylor.
I guess Whitney is here just to, I don’t know, make sure everyone is fighting. (“CHA-CHING!!”) He keeps claiming that he’s working. He’s not even hanging out with everybody. He has his brief little cameo appearances. I guess there’s nobody for him to bang this season with NaHomie gone, thank God. I feel like he’s a little smitten with Madison. He acts weird around her, and seems to always make sure she’s around.
Well, since Taylor doesn’t have any of her girls to hang out with, she goes to the pool with JT, who follows her around like a lost little puppy. I think he actually makes her feel uncomfortable with his heavy flirting with her, because she’s just not at all interested. He’s too nice. What the hell is wrong with him? I could see him treating his lady like a queen. Guess he’s not an insecure piece of devil shit. Does the devil shit??
Now Austin is saying he’s not trying to pursue any romantic relationship with Olivia, when he just told Madison that he was in love with her, and was trying to get back with her. For real what is wrong with this fucking dude? He calls Olivia hot and then cold, but that actually describes him. Why is everybody saying therapy is helping him? Therapy isn’t doing fucking shit. He’s all over the fucking place. Therapy doesn’t do shit, because therapy is a fucking racket. This chick that I know of, that goes to ‘therapy’ continues to be a pathetic disturbed disgusting, groveling slut. So how is this therapist helping this woman, who seems to have very deep rooted issues. She’s a very promiscuous 55 year old woman, who skanks around, and uses sex for attention. Think it’s time for her to retire. Embarrassing.
I mean, is this so-called therapist telling her, “hey just keep doing what you’re doing. Keep opening those legs for this dude that treats you like shit. Do what you’re good at. That’ll be $200. See ya next week” Sad. I feel sad for this ugly broad. Oh yeah, and she’s ugly.
Madison tries to act all concerned for Olivia. I’m hoping Olivia watched this ep, and saw Madison sitting there laughing, and enjoying her distress towards Taylor. I feel like I’m being repetitive, but that’s just because they keep being repetitive.
Whitney will not be attending the booze cruise. You know because he’s ‘working.’
Shep’s outfit is hideous. The booze crows gets underway. Maybe he’ll fall over overboard. Kidding.
Craig: “If you see somebody having a bad time on a boat, they probably suck.” Yep. Some people just NEED to be miserable. Why is JT wearing that fucking floaty to snorkel?? He’s such a little girl. All of these dudes act like girls, most of the time, honestly.
Craig talks to Madison about Paige. I don’t know why we’re all confiding in Madison of all fucking people. He tells her that he does have concerns that Paige may never move to South Carolina. He’s being very patient. I think she likes the every four day boyfriend thing. Kind of can’t blame her, but Craig does treat her like gold, so maybe she’s just not that into him.
They somehow escaped this activity with no fucking drama, and Olivia not having a fucking breakdown about Austen, and Shep not acting like a four year old.
Apparently, not shocking, Shep is really bad in bed, Taylor announces. He seems pissed off that she outed him. This is going to set him off, because he’s embarrassed, so now he’s going to start lashing out at everybody. Why should he make a big huge production out of it, as long as he gets off, he doesn’t care. He said that.
He’s the type that he can tell you all day long what the hell you don’t do right, but Oh my God we can’t tell him something he sucks at. This just looks bad for Shep. He knows this. I thought when he was on WWHL, not too long ago, he bragged about what a great lover he is. You know how Andy likes to ask those really personal questions to his guests having to do with sex. Yep he’s going to probably meltdown.
Whitney decides to have a whole shit ton of alcohol delivered to his room, after they’ve been already drinking all day.
JT wants to go take a hot bath. Rod also declines. No other girls, except, of course, Madison. attend the gathering. I’m sure Whitney requested her attendance. I wouldn’t be surprised if they had hooked up at some point before she met this dude she’s with, or after. This IS Madison.
As predicted, Shep is pissed off, and in a corner pouting, ready to pounce. These fucking ladies argue over whether they’re showering and changing for dinner.
Dramatic suspensful music plays. The convo turns into actually ‘changing’ which leads to Taylor, who seems to be carrying the season, actually. Madison and her new boyfriend Whitney, listen from the sidelines.
Austin brags to him that Taylor came on to him. Austen and Whitney again do the reenactment that they did previously, and then proceed to make out with each other.
None of these guys seem straight, not sure why they spend so much time arguing over girls.
Austen almost slips and admits that he and Taylor actually did more than kiss or make out. Whitney makes sure Madison is going to dinner. If I were Brett, I would kick this dude‘s ass.
Taylor and Olivia are the first ones at the table. What’s sad is Taylor always seems so happy to see Olivia, and Olivia always looks like she wants to rip her face off.
Back in Whitney’s ‘presidential suite’ Craig is doing the therapist thing with Shep and Austen. They always refer to their exes as their current girlfriend.
I don’t know what’s with Madison when she shows up at dinner, something looks off. She looks kind of puffy, and can she not tame those extensions??
Shep comes to the table looking disheveled & hammered as fuck. Whitney and Austen are pretty proud of the fact that they exchanged saliva.
“What kiss was better Austen? Whitney or Taylor??” Taylor is embarrassed. Madison is a twat.
Taylor suddenly stands up, and is going to make some big fucking announcement. I’m guessing she’s going to admit that they did actually do more than kiss. It’s been so drawn out and over discussed that I would think most viewers don’t even give a shit.
