Salt Lake’s music score is so strange and eerie. I guess that’s how it’s supposed to come off. It IS Utah. Lisa’s boasting to Meredith how she’s banned from a tanning salon because she had a fucking tantrum and screamed at a probably 20 year old girl making $10/hour, that told her they were about

Still at The Trixie Motel… The amount of people I saw online, that think Heather was pissing as she was puking in the van last week is beyond my comprehension. Clearly women don’t piss in a smooth stream like that, not to mention, she was sitting down! So how would that even be possible?? As

They arrive at Trixie’s in Cali, and Whitney makes her grand entrance with the uninvited Angie as soon as the ladies land. Meredith low key scowls, and pretends to be unbothered. And by the way, what in the hell is Meredith wearing? Did she borrow this from her daughter? In addition to her strange facial

So not to brag, but looks like I was right. Meredith and Lisa meet for their walk/hike and Meredith is wearing high heeled boots. Lisa, was however, surprisingly practical and wore sneakers. Meredith’s coat makes her look like the Cookie Monster, along with hideous ill-fitting metallic blue pants? To go on a walk? In the

New season. Opening with Biblical verses, really? I feel like truly religious people would be a little offended by this. They most likely probably don’t watch Housewives, but still. As I always say, it’s Housewives, we gotta just roll with it. I am kind of confused though, are they religious or are they not? Like

I would love for this to not be a long as last week’s. I will try. Meredith’s boobs appear crooked. No, it’s not the way she’s sitting. They’re crooked. Either they’re two different sizes her bra is adjusted differently on one side. Or maybe it’s that diangle seam under her boobs. Or maybe the diangle