Mary M. Cosby has the floor in her Shazam superhero costume. SHAZAM!!!! Andy jokes about last season Mary who was superrrrrrrrrr cranky and would NOT participate in any Housewife activities. This season, a different Mary M. Cosby, as she even became besties with Angie whom she despised last season (as she drifted from Meredith for

First of all, I seriously need to vent about this. The lighting at this reunion folks, was horrific and made these ladies’ makeup look so dark and harsh. They look like oompa loompas. Whitney’s spray tan is way too dark, which isn’t helping matters. The ladies that got it the worst were Whitney and Bronwyn. 

I missed recapping this one last week, and I really wanted to because of the argument on the sprinter van, which was epic, because first of all the camera angle of Meredith screaming was so funny! She looked like a caricature. She was the one going the most nuts. Everybody’s screaming simultaneously at Brittany for

Missed last week’s recap – sorry!! And I really wanted to make fun of those hideous bangs Meredith had on. Audrey Hepburn was doing fucking back flips in her grave and no, not the good kind of back flips. Wow Meredith just wow. So fucking embarrASSING. Heather drops in on Whitney. They’re planning a Girl

John and Lisa discuss this very serious situation of Todd threatening to throw them out of the house. It’s very sensitive, so they go outside, OUTSIDE, for fear of someone hearing them through the walls. Also they’re being filmed. I guess nobody could over hear them outside?? Lisa says “this is soooooo uncomfortablllllllle!” Lisa blames

so I missed last week’s recap. The ‘huzbands’ had a little dinner meeting and we see that Lisa made John demand an apology from Justin. John Barlow is one of the House Husbands I feel really bad for because he so badly doesn’t want to be in his marriage, but doesn’t have the balls to