Trip to Mexico for the birthday girl, Ashley Darby. Housewife Girls trip! Why the hell not, the other one went so well. And by well, I mean how we now expect them to go. Going to the arguing table, and screaming and throwing shit. And most of these ladies are not getting along at all.

Karen and Ray head to her comedy cabaret type show. Seems like she’s sort of trying to copy Luann from RHONY. It’s held at a comedy club. She’s bragging in her yap that she’s the first ‘non-comedian to perform at the Improv. Karen is not shy about bragging on herself at all, is she? She

Opens with an outside shot of Gizelle’s house. I don’t know what the fuss is all about. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. So what it’s not a stupid cookie cutter Colonial box. Know what else? She’s a homeowner! Not renting some fake ass palace in a bougie neighborhood for five figures per

So Karen’s rental has a sauna? So cool. I mean, hot. I got in trouble on a Facebook chat for being annoyed with Ashley and the constant booty poppin making tiktoks. She seems more interested in this, than playing with her kids. Bitches takin it all personally. I guess their moms all booty popped in

Night two of Miami in this dreaded FREE hideous bay side mansion with a private chef, and ONLY six fucking bedrooms and five fucking bathrooms. Can you imagine having to suffer through this? I sure can’t. I definitely would have walked in there immediately bitching about where I was going to poop in the morning.

Well, everyone is going home, back to Potomac. Bright side, there will be lotsa room for Candiace now, and she shouldn’t be bitching about having to share a bed with Wendy. Wendy is yelling at a producer to get her a ticket home. What does she think this is? Below Deck? No, the producers do