The Candiace/Mia skirmish continues… it doesn’t seem to have killed any of their appetites though. I don’t know whose side to take about this bathroom and room thing with Robyn and Gizelle. They did say they weren’t even coming, then decided to, and showed up late. But they were invited, and I guess she should

Starting off with the planning and discussing of the “couples’ trip” with the guys. Mia is talking about the “your mama’s low budget” comment with her husband, made by Candaice, which was prettyyyyyyy shitty. Candiace clearly hasnt learned her lesson from last year with the Monique incident. Previews tell me she goes in for the

Potomac seems so cute. I commented on the beauty of Salt Lake tonight too. Apparently I have some traveling to do now. Gizelle is planning a party at her home. “Launching” the podcast apparently. (these “launch” parties are a biiiiiiig deal with the Housewives.) Major home construction is also underway, again, or still. “These ho’s

Candiace’s mom is visiting, which is always stressful for her. And we understand why. That bitch is something else. That huge fancy beautiful sectional looks like it would be for a first apartment? and she is correcting her on on her throw pillow placement ? I always love the teen driver experiences on Bravo. Totally

Candiace: “you took off with your breast milk” Did Candiace, like want Ashley to leave her breast milk?? Maybe she should pop out a tit and put some in her chocolate martini because girlfriend seems obsessed with Ashley’s breast milk, just sayin. Now Candiace: it has nothing to do with body shaming you. No, it

Well for the first time ALL SEASON – Wendy said something that sounded half intelligent, and not about her titties or ass or hoop earrings, about Karen’s and Gizelle’s silly argument about Ray dying. Not sure why we’re still on THIS. Oh wait what am I saying – this is Real Housewives. Sometimes Real Annoying.