Real Housewives of Potomac 9/26

Potomac seems so cute. I commented on the beauty of Salt Lake tonight too. Apparently I have some traveling to do now.

Gizelle is planning a party at her home. “Launching” the podcast apparently. (these “launch” parties are a biiiiiiig deal with the Housewives.) Major home construction is also underway, again, or still.

“These ho’s are gonna be sitting outside?” I just can’t even imagine the shade that will be going down about her house, that they all seem too enjoy making fun of, and the gossip, and the bitching, and the moaning…

THREE WICK candle, not to be confused with only ONE LOUSY WICK People!!

Here she goes with the “no comparison” again over 2 additional WICKS !!! Sadly, she is really serious when she says this. If I were Wendy I would add two dang wicks !! She always looks annoyed as shit every time Karen brings up her candles. I don’t get this fake friendship or alliance at all. Maybe I just answered my own question.

What the hell is going on with that call to Ray ? A “junk” call ? Is he getting that confused with “junk emails? Is there a such thing as “junk calls??” That was weird.

Candiace is questioning the mom about the convos with the ladies at the video thing. She doesn’t like Mia’s nosy Is Chris being paid??” question. Which I don’t blame her. That was sort of inappropriate, right ? I really don’t see the big deal and being flabbergasted about Chris “managing” her.

Do I think it’s a great idea? No. But it’s not THAT strange. It’s kind of the same but different as a “momager.” Being that they’re MARRIED, there wouldn’t need to be a payment situation. An actual manager would need paid. So “payment” comes in the form as savings. And since he sold his restaurant, he does have time on his hands. There is more chatter back and forth with Candaice and her mom about the ladies and the video gossip. Candiace is sort of scolding her mom for engaging in gossip with the ladies. Enter Chris, who says some shit about a marriage certificate and Dorothy never paying for anything for him directly. She winces at that.

It’s all about the Moms right now. Moving on to an ice cream outing (which is making me want ice cream) with Mia’s family and Mom. Mia’s oldest son is very handsome. He looks like a mini- man.

So I think that the fact that Mom “lives with” the sister, has to do with the fact that she is sort of their

nanny/housekeeper or whatever. Mia’s mom does seem really sweet. She made mistakes, but she’s not like a bad person, it seems. Mia should get over this jealousy thing with her sister.

Karen is visiting Wendy. This “friendship” is still so weird. Is Wendy really walking around her house in stilettos ? Candles come up of course. Who’s tired of hearing about these fucking candles already ???

Askale is so cute. Wait so what are they doing ? To be honest I was being superficial and looking at Wendy’s and Askale’s clothes and shoes. Not sure I’m loving Wendy’s jumpsuit thing.

A trip with the ladies is in the works, planned by Wendy. And husbands are invited. why? This can’t be good. I can wait. Never good when the guys get involved in the drama.

So the lauch thingy is going down . Already the shade is happening on the construction ordeal. Did these bitches ever have remodeling done? shit doesn’t happen in 10 minutes.

Ashley orders a glass of WINE ???? what the hell is happening ???

Random fashion moment; They only showed it for a second, but Gizelle’s daughter’s black lace romper was the CUTEST !!! I love love love rompers !

And Gizelle looks gorgeous !! You have to admit, not a bad fashion moment for her either. She gets a l lot of fashion hate that I don’t think is always deserved.

They are giving the lo down on the Podcast, as I’m sure they’re all forming their judgmental remarks.

I thought the whole bathroom thing was a joke ? They’re really telling them this? Is this how you treat people that you invite to your home ? Why am I asking this ? I need to remember I am watching Bravo.

Why does Wendy keep saying “I’m good” when offered something ?

I see Ashley switched to Corona. Isn’t she breasfeeding ? Still looks like it. Guess she pre- pumped.

Some sort of reasonable / shady game is cooked up. They’re choosing to bring up the Eddie thing. This is bad. Wendy already ticked about the bathroom “joke.”

Everyone is talking and I don’t even know wtf they’re saying. Bitching about the video gossip is all I’m getting. Candiace is on the way, also bitching about the parking, the walking, the bugs. These are a bunch of spoiled ass little bitches. You would think they all grew up as fucking royalty for chrissakes.

I like Caniace’s outfit, how is that top staying up though?? Not loving Robyn’s snake thing.

Looks the shorts are giving her a front wedgie.

So this whole thing is now centered around Candiace’s video filming. Mia is being sort of out of line.

Candiace commenting on her mom like that, not cool. Surprised Mia took it so well, actually. Next time I don’t think she does. There will be some flying salad over it. Guess that’s better than flying apples.

So we HAVE to bring up Wendy’s titties ? She has actually been putting them

AWAY, and dressing tastefully, in the last several episodes, and not even randomly bringing them up in conversation. However, she seems to be sporting Crystal’s from Beverly Hills “ugly leather pants.”

Don’t let Sutton see these.

I may have to take Wendy’s side right now. They are the ones that brought this shit up. With their stupid ass question. Then Gizelle proceeds to Kick her out ? This is getting entirely too messy.

So these ladies don’t know too much about their area ? Ashley thinks Chesapeake Bay and Virgina Beach are one in the same? And when they first mentioned it at Wendy’s, they were acting like they have never been to the beach area on the eastern shore that they are only a few hours away from ?

Whatever. Maybe that’s not good enough for these bitches.

This is so mean girl about picking on Gizelle for being single. (even though G can be an asshole. I don’t get making fun of a woman for not having a man. Is like 1920 ???

This party was pretty much a flippity flop ?

Why is this still on at 9:10? this car moving is difficult to watch. I’m scared. She scrapes a rock with Candiace’s Lexus. Robyn shoulda just moved it. Maybe they were hoping Grace would crash it.

This was the worst party everrrrrr. And there have been some bad parties.

However this “weekend getaway” next week looks 10 times worse.

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