We’re getting to know new addition Katie, Fed Ex’d from Korea as a baby. Love that. There’s an asshole ex-husband that she has three older kids with, and a 6 year old with the new guy who seems to be not an asshole. Hopefully, she didn’t follow the marry-a-second-asshole pattern as women tend to do.

hannon and Alexis’ confrontation has wrapped up. Heather claims she feels weird discussing with Alexis since Shannon is also her guest. Oh Heather. Stop. It. Tamra claims in her yap she felt for Shannon when all the pics were going up non-stop of Alexis and Douchey Boy. I said I was going to think up

They flash on last year’s reunion and I’m reminded how utterly horrible Shannon looked. Way too much hair, too much makeup, and she looked bloated and bad. She looks rather svelte this season, Not sure if it’s because she cut down on the alcohol or hit the OZ. Maybe a little of both. Jenn has

I feel the need to comment on this Alexis Bellino and John Janssen newfound romance, since I consider this my area of expertise. For those watched OC during the Alexis seasons, you should know her husband whatever the fuck his name is, who cares, came off as abusive in the typical male overinflated ego, passive

Oh for fuck’s sake, still on the ‘CPS’ explanation. Valley Girl is fucking TOTALLY milking this shit. If you don’t see that, than I don’t know what to tell you. Gina voice: who seems to have slightly dropped the Valley Girl thing – “we have to be careful of the words we use…” Her couch

My continuation of Part 1 reunion is ON!! It’s Heather’s turn. They flash on Terry’s bragging about the 55 mill sales price (I’m assuming this isn’t all profit, as in they didn’t own it free and clear, but I could be wrong) of the OC Mansion. Hotel/house I referred to it as. Heather in the