Emily and Shane’s 15th anniversary Valentine’s date – where to even begin, but I’ll try my best. Wasn’t there some weird story that I’m not recalling the details on right now, about how they met and came to get married? Like it was weird. They didn’t date in the traditional way. I feel like Emily

Lots of viewer comments and gripes circulating around SM about this episode: Emily and Shane’s anniversary dinner, Alexis’ behavior towards Shannon, Gina’s horrific yap look that was debuted on this episode, so let’s DIVE IN!! I might be breakin’ this up into three!! Not too much being said about the Heather and the paps story

Gina tells Katie, who drops in, even though Gina is fixing to throw her right under that damned bus with Heather, that Travis lives “right up the road.” I assumed last week that he was moving in with someone, perhaps his parents, but maybe I was wrong. She’s not divulging a lot of details. I’ll

In Tamra’s tag line intro thing, her background peeps are Eddie, her mom, Ryan and Sophia. I guess none of them could attempt to look like a family unit at all. No one even touches each other. Come on – no one bites, at least I don’t think so. Terry and Heather are such snobby

I’m glazing over this trashy modeling thing she is doing for Shane. Who cares. And I see she drives a Rover, so that makes her comments about Jenn so fucking bitchy and cunty. Sorry not sorry I keep calling her cunty, but she is. The gift of ‘me’ she calls it. Wow bitch, just wow.

First random obsi: Gina’s car looks like a hearse. She’s getting dragged on social media that her vehicle is so old and not fancy, that it has a key as opposed to the push button thing. I would say we should ridicule her that it looks like a hearse, not that it has a key.