Emily comparing that roller thing to Shane was kind of funny. See, even though I can’t stand her, I can recognize she has a good sense of humor when she’s not acting like an evil See You Next Tuesday entitled psycho bitch.
Okay well that didn’t take long. Emily is quickly back to being Emily. See above.
She announces she’s pissed how Shannon was defending Katie. Shannon merely said it’s not fair and it’s uncomfortable for three desperate for attention angry bitter bitches to gang up on her simultaneously.
That makes you pissed Emily? You can’t see how that’s inhumane and fucking cunty? Would you like it if that was done to you? No you’d be the first to break down in fucking tears and start having a manic meltdown.
This broad was a spaz case last season over the jeans thing and some other size-related issue since she’s extremely sensitive about her size. She’s SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
I don’t really think Katie ‘victimized herself’ as Gina tries to sell. She just didn’t have the proof to show them that they were demanding.
Do I think she talked to these online people? Yes I do. I don’t get the big fucking deal of who called whom first? Or DM’d or texted or sent smoke signals. I just don’t give a shit what she said about or did to these horrible women.
Such hypocrites. I think Emily did a pretty good job of victimizing herself last season with her constant blubbering (pun intended) about her size and weight sensitivity.
Gina MAYBE you missed that when you were busy pretending to kick your boyfriend out and trying to hide your drunken rampage which is why his ex hates you.
By the way, this is notable. Last season I was getting my ass handed to me on the Bravo FaceBook chats when I criticized Emily’s bullying and entitled behavior which she thinks is okay because she deems herself special since she married into old money. I mean its not like it’s a coincidence. It’s not like she didn’t know. She married this dweeb BECAUSE his family had money.
This season I have posted several items complaining about what a dick she is, that has genterated pretty decent engagement and agreeable commentary. Literally read ONE comment that defended her. ONE.
Everyone is seeing what a fucking bully she is, and that she’s super insecure and unhappy, so she screams and lashes out. I even began my posts with ‘unpopular opinion’ and quickly saw, no it’s actually not the unpopular opinion anymore!!
She’s either crying or screaming. Just like Bethenney on RHONY. Very similar personality types. Big difference is Bethenney made her own money. Just saying.
Whatever.
Glad people are seeing the light. I fucking told ya!! You’re welcome.
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Shannon and Katie meet up on a bench. A bench Shannon has never been to.
Katie thanks Shannon for sticking up for her. She says she’s not calculated as the others are describing. Yeah I would agree with that. She acknowledges that she’s not very smart, which I have noticed. Not to be rude. Not that I’m a rocket scientist.
I think as previously mentioned, she was enjoying the attention of the gossip site people wanting to hear what she had to say. And it probably did feel good to be validated when the ex-nanny or babysitter (these ladies tend to refer to regular sitters as ‘nannies) let her know Emily’s kids told her they also that they didn’t like Heather.
I don’t know why we’re so worried about Heather. Heather doesn’t give any fucks she was called ‘mean’ by a nine-year-old, so why is Emily so riled up?? Believe me if Heather cared, she’s be saying so!!
Back and forth scenes of Tamra, Gina and Emily bitching about Katie.
Now Tamra’s calling her a ‘silent assassin’ when previously she just said last week that she doeson’t think there was any malicious intent. Way to contradict yourself Tamra.
Katie continues to defend herself to Shannon and point out she apologized and just wants to move on.
Tamra shares that Katie was recording Shannon last year having a meltdown as they filmed the intro scenes, (I wonder why they do these after filming when every one hates each other?) then sent it to Alexis.
Yeah that was bitchy.
I feel like Katie is honestly not to be mean, not very smart. She is not vindictive or malicious, she’s just not smart.
Or she just really wants to be the martyr.
Looks like Gretchen makes her debut here on Ep 2.
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Shannon talks to Sophie about the Love Hotel. She did try with Earl the non veggie eating Pearl and that didn’t go well. Well duhhh. There were a lot of red flags there, Shannon.
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Emily doesn’t know how to work an air vent in a car. But she’s so much smarter than everyone else. Air vents in cars honestly haven’t evolved since like 1970. Shane makes fun of her.
He picks her up from a therapy session and they discuss Luke.
Shane doesn’t really even try to act like he gives a fuck. He seems annoyed actually. He thinks Emily is getting too worked up.
I don’t know. I have no comment. Well maybe one. I would think Emily would have picked up on autism symptoms a little earlier. Being so smart and all, and with so much awareness about autism now. And given the fact that she’s a stay at home mom. It’s all bad.
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Katie and Matt get together with Ryan and Jenn at Ryan’s. Matt decided he’s going to ignore the fact that Ryan’s job seems sketchy, because he seems like a nice guy. Con artists often are. They have to be to fool you. Duh. He does appear to really love and cherish Jenn, but I could be wrong.
Tamra fucked up her whole kitchen floor by overflowing her sink? Kinda funny.
Heather stops over and brings champs and onion rings. Tamra loves talking about how ‘skinny’ she is, when she looks the same to me.
Going to be introducing Gretchen soon. Heather announces she had lunch with her.
Of course Katie would be besties with her already. That only makes sense.
And it does look like she doesn’t have a nose on her SM posts because she is over-filtering.
In her yap she brags ‘no surgery’ however she’s clearly doing botox and lips to no end. So yes Gretchen, I would say ‘frozen’ in time IS accurate. I also think there’s something weird going on with her eyebrows.
That was funny, right?
She has a little bit of a bobble-head look since she’s so thin.
Gretchen and Slade are also attendees at Ryan and Jenn’s little soiree. I didn’t realize they had never gotten married.
They quickly start bitching about Tamra.
Tamra and Heather discuss Jenn. Tamra discloses that she thinks Jenn had a ‘Single White Female’ type of thing going with her back when she was still with Simon even.
Tamra calls her ‘totally different’ as she shows a photo of Jenn looking ‘heavier.’ (she’s far from fat FYI, it’s not like she looks like Emily) I mean it’s not THAT uncommon for a woman to lose weight and get in shape is it?
And if Tamra inspired her to get fit, she should be flattered.
If you look at old footage of Tamra when OC first started, no she wasn’t fat, but a little bigger and out of shape. Who was she trying to become?
Heather makes fun of this nonsense in her yap, and says there are far more interesting people to emulate than Tamra, such as herself. WOW. And she was serious.
I didn’t realize one of Slade’s kids passed away from brain cancer. That’s so sad.
Of course Tamra being Tamra had to make it about money and whining about Slade’s past child support issues, since she is hateful and despises him for no reason whatsoever.
I do want to say funeral services and burials do NOT need to cost what they do. It’s ludicrous. Tamra if you were so concerned about his mom having a Go Fund Me page to pay for his service, did you send a big fat donation to help out? Yeah that’s what I thought.
To tear someone down during a time like that for financial gain, IS SICK.
But Tamra thinks Gretchen communicating with her estranged daughter is one of the most volatile and disgusting things you can do.
Why are they always getting their hair done in the kitchen? That’s so gross.
Gretchen’s a bible thumper now? Just like Tamra supposedly was ten years ago? We don’t know what happened to that.
So we’re on our way to Katie’s Hot Pot get-together where she wants the ladies, most of whom hate her, to get to know her.
Emily walks in complaining the restaurant is crowded. She sits as far away from Katie as possible, who is at the table alone at this point.
I was wondering about Sophie’s boyfriend since he wasn’t mentioned in their scene. Shannon clarifies she broke up with him because she didn’t want to be young in New York City tied down to her college boyfriend. Good for her.
Jenn and Gretchen arrive together. As if this couldn’t get more awkward.
Gretchen and Tamra do this fake-happy greeting where Tamra pretends she is going to be light-hearted and joke around with Gretchen.
Katie starts off with another apology.
I wish Gina could sometime soon drop that nasly cadence. She doesn’t get how Katie would ‘forget’ this call.
It seems lo and behold, Katie finally got around to ‘checking her messages’ and admits she did call the woman from the website, which of course she already knew that she did. She claims she defended Tamra to her.
Gina can’t wait to announce Katie supposedly recording this video of Shannon acting nuts and sending it to Alexis. Katie denies it. I think her immediate reaction is always to just deny what is being said, instead of just owning it.
Lots of back and forth as to who knew this, and who didn’t and whether there was video sent to Alexis or she was just told. And that it was a voice note, not a video, and she sent it to her husband, not Alexis.
Katie apologizes to her and admits she was pissed Shannon was starting this huge ruckus when it was supposed to be a fun day of having this photo shoot.
I think it was more that Katie was making fun of her than ‘proving’ to Matt that Shannon was upset and worried she was putting a damper on the event.
Katie tells Gina and Emily she really is sorry for the people she has spoken to and the things she had said or done.
Gina seems to be accepting it, but BIG Bitter Emily is smirking and sneering. She’s not about to accept any stinkin’ apology. She wants to keep this shit going. Perhaps she’s smirking because she knows Gina is faking this apology acceptance.
Emily is such a fucking rat.
Shannon is pissed at Katie, and leaves.
Tamra starts arguing with Gretchen about shit she said about Slade on her stupid podcast about him being a deadbeat dad.
Why is Tamra so worried about this? I do think there was a point when he was having financial difficulty and was behind in child support, like, what fifteen years ago?
Do we think maybe you can get over it and move on Tamra? How did this affect your fucking life? Sounds like this should be a therapy thing too. NO ONE gives a fuck anymore about whether or not Slade Smiley paid his child support.
Gretchen’s getting a little extra in her intensity. Did she not do this face in the mirror first? I’m kinda scared.
She commented on a post by Sidney, bitching about Tamra, but did not contact her. It’s not really the same.
They decide they should schedule a chat.
Tamra shows off her newfound therapy teachings and says that Gretchen doesn’t affect her life because she’s the only person that can affect her life.
That sounds like some therapy mumbo jumbo.
Shit other people say about you and do to you, absolutely CAN affect your life.
I guess the point is if it’s dumb trivial shit, it doesn’t matter. But someone having a vendetta against you and making up lies and doing cunty shit actually CAN affect your life.
I feel like this therapy thing with her is going to go a lot like her Jesus thing ten years ago. She’ll soon forget all about this just like she did about being suddenly religious.
What is with Emily and her food hoarding schtick? She thinks it’s so adorable, but I think it’s troubling.
Is this because she was poor as a child or because she needs to be fed every half hour? Or both?
Who the hell puts hard boiled eggs in their purse?
Then it turns out it’s not even a cooked egg. She’s literally an idiot.
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